The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Black Jew

(n.) Someone who sits in the back of the oven

Aversion

(n.) One side of a disputed story

Doubles

(n.) A tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing

Bald

(adj.) When one has less hair to comb but more face to wash

Money doesn’t grow on trees

(phr.) I'm buying a new handbag for myself

Florida

(n.) God's waiting room

Horticulturist

(n.) Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up

Monogamy

(n.) A marriage system in which subscribers are requested to return one wife before taking another

Wagging Tail

(phr.) A happy ending

Butt

(n.) The body part that every item of clothing makes “look bigger

Kentucky

(n.) A state with five million people and fifteen last names

Hijab

(n.) An Islamic dress code which represents oppression, male-domination, captivity, dependence, violence, intolerance, murder, pedophilia, and sexual perversion

Liberty

(n.) Permission to give everyone full right to mind everyone else’s business