The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm
Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.
Creditor
(n.) A man who has a better memory than a debtor
Shoplifter
(n.) Undocumented Shopper
Middle Age
(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it
Newlywed
(n.) A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it
Antiques
(n.) Furniture that is too old for poor folks but the right age for rich people.
Futuristic
(adj.) bullshitting without consequence
Parents
(n.) One of the hardships of a minor’s life
Slogan
(n.) A good old substitute for the facts
Specialist
(n.) A man who knows more and more about less and less
Budget
(n.) A schedule for going into debt systematically
Diaphragm
(n.) A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels
Optometrist
A person you have to see
