The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Middle Age

(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it

Newlywed

(n.) A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it

Futuristic

(adj.) bullshitting without consequence

Antiques

(n.) Furniture that is too old for poor folks but the right age for rich people.

Parents

(n.) One of the hardships of a minor’s life

Slogan

(n.) A good old substitute for the facts

Fat free

(phr.) No extra charge for the fat

Specialist

(n.) A man who knows more and more about less and less

Budget

(n.) A schedule for going into debt systematically

Diaphragm

(n.) A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels

Optometrist

A person you have to see

Useless

(adj.) Telling your dog that he’s adopted

Creditor

(n.) A man who has a better memory than a debtor

Shoplifter

(n.) Undocumented Shopper

Study

(v.) The act of texting, eating, and watching videos with an open textbook nearby