The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Dog

n. (1) four-legged, domesticated mammal with full animal rights. Smarter than cats, less smarter than monkeys, elephants, and whales; (2) Best friend for the lonely people, and families with kids and SUV; (3) Number#1 pet in the U.S.

Secret

Something you tell everyone not to tell anyone

Religion

(n.) (1) the class of literature comprising works of imaginative narration, especially in prose form; (2) a story not founded on facts; (3) a story about supernatural or extraordinary persons or incidents; read more [....]

Wall Street

the reason why we have middle fingers

Ikea

(n.) A term that you have to use the provided letters to make your own definition (a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,z)

Rock

(n.) an object which is slightly more comfortable to sleep on than a plane seat

Shepherd

(n.) An Arab with 500 girlfriends

Hypocrite

Communist until you get rich; Feminist until you get married; Atheist until the plane starts falling

Dad

(n.) see the venn diagram

Electrician

(n.) A person who fixes mistakes made by Contractors

We need to be lean and mean

(phr.) Do NOT ask for vacation time!

X-1-10

(emo.) Exciting

Hate Crime

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Hope

(n.) a necessary ingredient for disappointment

South Africa

(n.) A country version of Detroit+Oakland+ Cleveland+Baltimore+Birmingham+St. Louis