The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm
Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.
Husband
(n.) Someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house
Marriage License
(n.) A certificate that gives a woman the legal right to drive a man
Car Pool
(n.) Complicated system of transportation where you always wind up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar
Cashflow
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Self-respect
(n.) The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious
District of Columbia
(n.) A territory bounded on all sides by the United States of America
News
(n.) The report of the same thing happening today that happened yesterday, but to different people
Worldview
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Dictatorship
(n.) A place where public opinion can’t even be expressed privately
Office job
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