The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

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Christmas

(n.) A traditional, cheery two-month festival that celebrates the joy of retail merchandise

Bachelor

(n.) A man who can get out of bed from either side

Husband

(n.) A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife’s permission to say so

Zucchini

(n.) Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it

Tattoo

(n.) Permanent proof of temporary insanity

CPR

(n.) An emergency exercise that helps concerned onlookers feel useful while the victim expires

Diaper

(n.) A changeable seat cover

Stock Market

(n.) A fast means of redistributing wealth

Capital Punishment

(n.) Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong

Voting

(v.) A process of standing in line for the opportunity to help decide which party will spend your money

Diet

(n.) What helps a person gain weight more slowly

Patriot

(n.) One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses

Virtue

(n.) Lack of opportunity