The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit

Winter Olympics

(n.) A competition where white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn

Wife

(n.) A combo personality who acts like your mom, best friend, and girlfriend at the same time

Prison

(n.) A place which separates black people from society

Hurricane

(n.) A synonym for women. They arive all wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them

French Army

(n.) A military unit that possess tanks with rear-view mirrors to see the battlefield.

Parallel lines

(n.) A sad math story where they have so much in common but never meet

Tourist

(n.) A person in china who doesn't eat dog

Jerk

(n.) Someone who wishes for a big dick and become one instead

Women

(n.) Supernatural creatures who bleed for a week every month and don’t die

Grad School

(n.) A place to postpone adult responsibilities

Psychologist

(n.) The person who watches everyone else when a beautiful woman enters the room

Evacuation Plan

(n.) Run!

Confidence

(n.) The feeling you have before you understand the situation

Sip

(v.) To gulp down half of your friend’s drink

Acquaintance

(n.) A person known well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to