The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is written by YOU! Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Yesterday

Construction

(n.) Something that never gets built on schedule or within budget

Democracy

(n.) A form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves

Money

Image

Life

(n.) what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Academic Research

(n.) Finding 10,000 ways that don't work

Life goal

(phr.) Maximum results, minimal effort.

Rational

(adj.) the way men and women act when all other possibilities have been exhausted

Military Law

(n.) If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it

Ohio

(n.) a state where it’s acceptable to wear pajamas in public all the time

Mistery

(n.) an unknown phenomena why Psychics never win the lottery

Friday – September 21, 2018

Universe

(n.) Waste of space

Awkward

(adj.) interstate highways in Hawaii

Existentialism

(n.) A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle

Insane

Going to bed with anyone crazier than you are

Reality

(n.) It is much harder to find a job than to keep one