The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Voting

(v.) A process of standing in line for the opportunity to help decide which party will spend your money

Capital Punishment

(n.) Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong

Diet

(n.) What helps a person gain weight more slowly

Patriot

(n.) One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses

Virtue

(n.) Lack of opportunity

Waiter

(n.) A guy who believes money grows on a tray

Handkerchief

(n.) Flu Storage

Pet Choice

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Alcohol

(n.) Problem for optimists, solution for pessimists

Plagiarism

(n.) Failure to adorn stolen ideas with footnotes, as opposed to scholarship, which repeatedly acknowledges the theft