The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is written by YOU! Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Job

(n.) Modern day voluntary slavery with a paycheck

Bus

(n.) Public transportation device for weirdos, felons, section-8 inhabitants, druggies, and illegal immigrants

World War-II

(n.) World War-I … Version 2.0

Luck

(n.) The primary method to rely on for your engineering class

Peeing at the bar

(v.) the time you realize how much money you wasted on expensive beer.

Valentine’s Day

(n.) The reason so many people are born in November

Irony

(n.) Drawing trees on paper

God

(n.) The only hope to get a good grade for the final exam

Cat

(n.) Lazy person’s dog

TV

(n.) Brainwashing and fattening combo device

Barack Obama

(n.) Black Bush W.

Bubble

(n.) US economic system, especially in Technology, Energy, Real Estate, Equities, Bonds, Banking, Health Care, Staples, Food, and other 25 sectors.

Adobe

(n.) Adult’s version of play-doh to build cheap houses

Fraud

(n.) Law Dictionary Definition of Clinton Foundation

Racketeering

(n.) Hillary Clinton’s job description as the Secretary of State