The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

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Window Screen

(n.) A device for keeping flies in the house

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Grandparents

(n.) The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right

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Destiny

(n.) A dictator’s authority for crime and public’s excuse for failure

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Diaper

(n.) A changeable seat cover

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Dentist

(n.) A collector of old magazines

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State-Of-The-Art

(n.) Soon-to-be-obsolete

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Science

(n.) An orderly and systematic arrangement of factual information

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pinterest

n. (pin.ter.est): a virtual chaotic pinboard to waste a lot of time

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patience

(noun). The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children

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Grandparent

(n.) parent with a second chance

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Applied Terror

The night before the English History midterm, your professor will assign 200 pages of new material

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Object

(n.) Trophy wife

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UPS

United Package Smashers

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Snowballs

(n.) plural. The difference between snowmen and snowwomen

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Adulthood

(n.) a stage in your life where you go to bed when you don’t want to and getting up early in the morning when you don’t want to.

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