The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.


n.( ɡēk): (1) someone who understands, creates and fixes really cool stuff; (2) the person you teased in school that ends up signing your paychecks. Often confused with Nerds but they are better than them. In fact, Geeks at the top of the (Geek/Nerd/Dork) GND hierarchy. See Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page.


(abbr.): (1) You Only Live Once; (2) Stupidity justification method


(noun): unjust self-esteem reducer


(n.) a temporary insanity curable by marriage

Illegal immigrant

(n.) a person who smuggles to a country illegally and immediately becomes unauthorized, unconstitutional, unlawful, unwarranted, illegitimate, illicit, outlawed, prohibited, indictable, deplorable, unrighteous, prosecutable, wrongful, felonious, and criminal. Other than that, they are just undocumented aliens.


Another one letter word by millennials. It's a replacement for pretty (as in "I'm p excited") and will show up in your next text conversation read more [....]

I’m ugly

(phr.) I know I'm pretty, just need additional confirmation


(n.) Anyone but white, male, straight, hardworking, educated, competent, civilized, and smart.


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World War-II

(n.) World War-I … Version 2.0

She will take the lead on this

She's in charge, not you…but nice try.


(n.) The annoying time between sleep and social media


(n.) A body part to find furniture at dark


(n.) the vaseline of social intercourse.