The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit

Winter Olympics

(n.) A competition where white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn


(n.) A combo personality who acts like your mom, best friend, and girlfriend at the same time


(n.) A place which separates black people from society


(n.) A synonym for women. They arive all wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them

French Army

(n.) A military unit that possess tanks with rear-view mirrors to see the battlefield.

Parallel lines

(n.) A sad math story where they have so much in common but never meet


(n.) A person in china who doesn't eat dog


(n.) Someone who wishes for a big dick and become one instead


(n.) Supernatural creatures who bleed for a week every month and don’t die

Grad School

(n.) A place to postpone adult responsibilities


(n.) The person who watches everyone else when a beautiful woman enters the room

Evacuation Plan

(n.) Run!


(n.) The feeling you have before you understand the situation


(v.) To gulp down half of your friend’s drink


(n.) A person known well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to