The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Bitch

(n.): any girl who is skinnier and prettier than you

ish

(lex.) approximately read more [....]

Friend

(n.) someone who knows all about you and still loves you

bamboozle

verb [bam·boo·zle]: if you can’t convince them, confuse them

Bored

(adj.) Hungry

^^

"Read line" or "read message above" read more [....]

Leash

(n.) a strap which is connected to your dog’s collar, allowing your dog to lead you wherever they wanna go

Black Lives Matter

(n.) an activism which only surfaces when a black person is killed at confrontation with another person unless the other person is also black

Bubble

(n.) US economic system, especially in Technology, Energy, Real Estate, Equities, Bonds, Banking, Health Care, Staples, Food, and other 25 sectors.

I wish it could have worked out between us

(phr.) I wish we didn’t have to have this conversation

Inflation

(n.) Cutting the value of money in half without damaging the paper

Single

(n.) a well groomed fit person

Floor

(n.) Constantly moving geometrical plane when you’re drunk

Bullshit

(n.) An eight letter word like “I love you”