The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

pinterest

n. (pin.ter.est): a virtual chaotic pinboard to waste a lot of time

patience

(noun). The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children

Grandparent

(n.) parent with a second chance

Applied Terror

The night before the English History midterm, your professor will assign 200 pages of new material

Object

(n.) Trophy wife

UPS

United Package Smashers

Snowballs

(n.) plural. The difference between snowmen and snowwomen

Adulthood

(n.) a stage in your life where you go to bed when you don’t want to and getting up early in the morning when you don’t want to.

Interview

Image

Focus

(v.) the term your boss uses when he’s annoyed with you

Compromise

(n.) The art of slicing a cake in such a way that everyone believes they received the biggest piece.

Trump or Hillary

(phr.) The choice between top socket or bottom socket

Fireman

(n.) Glorified pole-dancer

You look tired

(phr.) You look like shit

Cannibal

(n.) someone who’s fed up with people