The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

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Middle age woman

(phr.) The time frame of a woman who's hair starts turning from gray to black

Kansas

(n.) First Of The Rectangle States

Shoplifter

(n.) Undocumented Shopper

Freudian Slip

(phr.) An expression where you say one thing but mean your mother

Kentucky

(n.) A state with five million people and fifteen last names

Middle Age

(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it

Science

(n.) An orderly and systematic arrangement of factual information

News

(n.) The report of the same thing happening today that happened yesterday, but to different people

Newlywed

(n.) A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it

Woman

(n.) A carbon-based life form who either makes a fool out of man, or a man out of a fool

Garage

(n.) An attic on a lower level

Futuristic

(adj.) bullshitting without consequence

Antiques

(n.) Furniture that is too old for poor folks but the right age for rich people.

Office job

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Worldview

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