The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

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pinterest

n. (pin.ter.est): a virtual chaotic pinboard to waste a lot of time

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patience

(noun). The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children

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Grandparent

(n.) parent with a second chance

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Applied Terror

The night before the English History midterm, your professor will assign 200 pages of new material

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Object

(n.) Trophy wife

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UPS

United Package Smashers

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Snowballs

(n.) plural. The difference between snowmen and snowwomen

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Adulthood

(n.) a stage in your life where you go to bed when you don’t want to and getting up early in the morning when you don’t want to.

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Interview

Image

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Focus

(v.) the term your boss uses when he’s annoyed with you

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Compromise

(n.) The art of slicing a cake in such a way that everyone believes they received the biggest piece.

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Trump or Hillary

(phr.) The choice between top socket or bottom socket

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Fireman

(n.) Glorified pole-dancer

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You look tired

(phr.) You look like shit

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Cannibal

(n.) someone who’s fed up with people

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