The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

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Etc.

(abbr.) Short for Et Cetera, used at the end of a sentence or an idea to make it seem like you know a lot more than you really do.

Committee

(n.): A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary

hood

a transit oriented development wit section 8 housing & attitude that the democrats own

Character vs. Reputation

Character is what you are; reputation is what others think you are

Internet

(n.) A vast array of porn and cat videos

Impossible

Healthy, yet delicious, inexpensive and legal

Alcohol

(n.) A chemical substance which makes you strong, funny, and creative

Neo-fascism

(n.) Democratic Party’s user manual (see Antifa)

Irony

(n.) Drawing trees on paper

It’s not you, it’s me

(phr.) It’s definitely YOU!

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(emo.) Asleep

Beard

(n.) a food storage device found on men’s faces

Debugging

(v.) being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer

Fake news

(phr.) any news you don’t like

Triathlete

(n.) a person who can’t decide which sport to compete in