The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Window Screen

(n.) A device for keeping flies in the house

Grandparents

(n.) The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right

Destiny

(n.) A dictator’s authority for crime and public’s excuse for failure

Diaper

(n.) A changeable seat cover

Dentist

(n.) A collector of old magazines

State-Of-The-Art

(n.) Soon-to-be-obsolete

Science

(n.) An orderly and systematic arrangement of factual information

pinterest

n. (pin.ter.est): a virtual chaotic pinboard to waste a lot of time

patience

(noun). The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children

Grandparent

(n.) parent with a second chance

Applied Terror

The night before the English History midterm, your professor will assign 200 pages of new material

Object

(n.) Trophy wife

UPS

United Package Smashers

Snowballs

(n.) plural. The difference between snowmen and snowwomen

Adulthood

(n.) a stage in your life where you go to bed when you don’t want to and getting up early in the morning when you don’t want to.