The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

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Mission Statement

(n.) A long, awkward sentence that demonstrates management’s inability to think clearly

Groan

(n.) An expression of appreciation for the horrible

Cool Stuff

Picture

CD9

(text) Code 9, parents around

Aversion

(n.) One side of a disputed story

Cigarette

(n.) A bit of tobacco with a fire at one end and a fool at the other

Karma

(n.) Justice without the feeling of satisfaction

Bargain

(n.) A transaction in which each party thinks he has cheated the other

Bore

(v.) A person who takes his time taking your time

Freedom of Marriage

(n.) The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases

Conscience

(n.) A feeling that doesn’t keep you from doing anything – just keeps you from enjoying it

Second Place

(n.) The first loser

Diploma

(n.) A job-hunting license

Sense of Humor

(n.) Being able to laugh at other people's failures

Entrepreneur

(n.) The title of the unemployed