The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

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Adulthood

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German Language

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Christmas

(n.) A traditional, cheery two-month festival that celebrates the joy of retail merchandise

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Bachelor

(n.) A man who can get out of bed from either side

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Husband

(n.) A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife’s permission to say so

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Zucchini

(n.) Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it

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Tattoo

(n.) Permanent proof of temporary insanity

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CPR

(n.) An emergency exercise that helps concerned onlookers feel useful while the victim expires

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Diaper

(n.) A changeable seat cover

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Stock Market

(n.) A fast means of redistributing wealth

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Capital Punishment

(n.) Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong

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Voting

(v.) A process of standing in line for the opportunity to help decide which party will spend your money

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Diet

(n.) What helps a person gain weight more slowly

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Patriot

(n.) One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses

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Virtue

(n.) Lack of opportunity

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