The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Fat free

(phr.) No extra charge for the fat

Futuristic

(adj.) bullshitting without consequence

Useless

(adj.) Telling your dog that he’s adopted

Grad School

(n.) A place to postpone adult responsibilities

Wife

(n.) A combo personality who acts like your mom, best friend, and girlfriend at the same time

Hurricane

(n.) A synonym for women. They arive all wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them

Winter Olympics

(n.) A competition where white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn

Prison

(n.) A place which separates black people from society

Guilty

(adj.) A black man in a suit

French Army

(n.) A military unit that possess tanks with rear-view mirrors to see the battlefield.

Parallel lines

(n.) A sad math story where they have so much in common but never meet

Pig

(n.) Bacon

Tourist

(n.) A person in china who doesn't eat dog

CAPS LOCK

(n.) the act of preventing Login Since 1980

Beer

(n.) the result you get when you put root beer in a square glass?