The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

New Jersey

(n.)  A state  filled with Muslims with terrible traffic and awful accent

Tests

(n.) the reason we have prayer in schools

Economic Plan

(n.) A financial program whose implementation is directly proportional to its impracticality

Jury

(n.) Twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer

Grade

(n.) A reminder that you cannot disagree with your professor

Milk shake

(n.) a white man with Parkinson disease

Oh crap

(eup.) Your only response to “I love you” until you are 25

Driving standards

(phr.) anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac

Parallel lines

(n.) A sad math story where they have so much in common but never meet

Dinosaur

(n.) Someone who was born before the internet

Advertisement

(n.) the art of making people who are already rich somewhat richer by duping poor people into buying stuff they don't need

Monarch

(n.) A king with a good PR

Hero

(n.) One who couldn't run away and got trapped

Waffle

(n.) Pancake with manners

Tequila

(n.) A drink which makes you feel like a cactus at night and thorns grow inward next morning