The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

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Meth

(n.) Poor man’s cocaine

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I need space

(phr.) I want to get far, far away from you

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Bacteria

(n.) The back door of a restaurant

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Synonym

(n.) a word used in place of the one you can’t spell

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Merriam-Webster

(n.) White people’s dictionary

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Investigator

(n.) Licensed stalker

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Sarah Palin

(n.) a random representation of average American women, who was hated by all average American women because of their self-reflection

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But

(conj.) A conjunctional point from which everything will go south

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Old people

(n.) People who are always 15 years older than you

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Braces

(n.) Tiny prisons for your teeth

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Oklahoma

(n.) A Texas wanna-be state

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Porcupine

(n.) a squirrel having a bad hair day

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Family secret

(n.) The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy"

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Universe

(n.) Waste of space

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State of the art

(n.) Anything that you can't afford

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