The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm
Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.
Fat free
(phr.) No extra charge for the fat
Futuristic
(adj.) bullshitting without consequence
Useless
(adj.) Telling your dog that he’s adopted
Grad School
(n.) A place to postpone adult responsibilities
Wife
(n.) A combo personality who acts like your mom, best friend, and girlfriend at the same time
Hurricane
(n.) A synonym for women. They arive all wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them
Winter Olympics
(n.) A competition where white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn
Prison
(n.) A place which separates black people from society
Guilty
(adj.) A black man in a suit
French Army
(n.) A military unit that possess tanks with rear-view mirrors to see the battlefield.
Parallel lines
(n.) A sad math story where they have so much in common but never meet
Pig
(n.) Bacon
Tourist
(n.) A person in china who doesn't eat dog
CAPS LOCK
(n.) the act of preventing Login Since 1980
Beer
(n.) the result you get when you put root beer in a square glass?