The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

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Mission Statement

(n.) A long, awkward sentence that demonstrates management’s inability to think clearly

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Groan

(n.) An expression of appreciation for the horrible

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Cool Stuff

Picture

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CD9

(text) Code 9, parents around

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Aversion

(n.) One side of a disputed story

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Cigarette

(n.) A bit of tobacco with a fire at one end and a fool at the other

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Karma

(n.) Justice without the feeling of satisfaction

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Bargain

(n.) A transaction in which each party thinks he has cheated the other

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Bore

(v.) A person who takes his time taking your time

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Freedom of Marriage

(n.) The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases

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Conscience

(n.) A feeling that doesn’t keep you from doing anything – just keeps you from enjoying it

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Second Place

(n.) The first loser

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Diploma

(n.) A job-hunting license

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Sense of Humor

(n.) Being able to laugh at other people's failures

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Entrepreneur

(n.) The title of the unemployed

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