(n.) Creepy old man in red clothes who breaks into your house, eats your food, and leaves things behind
(n.) the day after tomorrow
(abbr.) Enough said.
(n.) a physical, chemical, or emotional factor that causes bodily or mental tension if you give a shit
(n.) Trophy wife
(n.) the common characteristic of Mississippi residents
(interj.) Casual way of saying hi anywhere between Friends to I'm drunk
(proper noun). The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead or plastic tree, eat candy out of socks, and listen 50's music.