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Santa

(n.) Creepy old man in red clothes who breaks into your house, eats your food, and leaves things behind

Overmorrow

(n.) the day after tomorrow

Etc.

(abbr.) Enough said.

Stress

(n.) a physical, chemical, or emotional factor that causes bodily or mental tension if you give a shit

Object

(n.) Trophy wife

Obesity

(n.) the common characteristic of Mississippi residents

heyy

interj. (1) Casual way of saying hi; (2) used to call attention or to express surprise or joy depending on your level of enthusiasm and/or alcohol content in your blood.

Christmas

(proper noun). The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead or plastic tree, eat candy out of socks, and listen 50's music.