(n.) Creepy old man in red clothes who breaks into your house, eats your food, and leaves things behind
(n.) the day after tomorrow
(abbr.) Enough said.
(n.) a physical, chemical, or emotional factor that causes bodily or mental tension if you give a shit
(n.) Trophy wife
(n.) the common characteristic of Mississippi residents
interj. (1) Casual way of saying hi; (2) used to call attention or to express surprise or joy depending on your level of enthusiasm and/or alcohol content in your blood.
(proper noun). The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead or plastic tree, eat candy out of socks, and listen 50's music.