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Mississippi

(n.) Low Altitude, Lower standards, humid weather

Miracle

(n.) A GM car at the top of a hill

Mudslide

(n.) Something you see when Mexicans run down a hill

Jail Break

(n.) Something you see when a bunch of black people are running down a hill

Agony

(n.) A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls

Mattress

(n.) A furniture you must buy at Memorial Day

Elvis Presley

(n.) The person who started the bad hair movement

Laundry

(n.) the only place you are legally allowed to segregate whites from blacks

BMW

(n.) Big Money Wasted

Walmart

(n.) Sachs Fifth Avenue for Rural America

Avalanche

(n.) Something to observe when you see white people run down a hill

Age

(n.) Something goes up forever and never comes down

Maryland

(n.) If you can dream it, they can tax it

Court

(n.) A great place if you are asking questions rather than answering them

Assumption

(n.) Source of all mess-ups