Exedra

Voted

Creditor

(n.) A man who has a better memory than a debtor

Humility

(n.) The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how great you are

Butt

(n.) The body part that every item of clothing makes “look bigger

Arson

(n.) Fire caused by friction between the insurance policy and the mortgage

Artichoke

(n.) The only vegetable you have more of when you finish eating it, than you had when you started

Americans

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Electrician

(n.) A person who wires for money

Work

(n.) An unpopular way to earn money

Astronomer

(n.) Night watchman

Celebrity

(n.) A person whose name is in everything but the telephone book

Hospital Bed

(n.) A parked taxi with the meter running

Lifespan

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Casserole

(n.) A method used by ingenious cooks to get rid of leftovers

Thanks

(n.) A down payment on the next favor