Gazar

Voted

Middle Age

(n.) When you no longer care where your wife wants to go – so long as you don’t have to go with her

Coffee Shop

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Debt

(n.) The certain outcome of an uncertain income

High Key –

(text) 1. Very interested in 2. Actively spreading information

Argument

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Reckless Driver

(n.) Anyone who passes you on the highway in spite of all you can do

Tears

(n.) Remorse code

Kiss

(n.) Something the child gets free, the young man steals, and the old man has to buy

Divorce

(n.) Future tense of marriage

Government

(n.) An entity that condemns gambling and promotes lottery numbers

Bus Driver

(n.) A person who gets paid to tell people where to get off

Morality

(n.) An instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should behave

Houseplants

(n.) Vegetable companions

99

(text) Parents are gone

Bus

(n.) A public transportation device that runs faster when you run after it vs. runs slowly when you are inside it