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The Guy Paradox

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Microchip

(n.) Snack for computers

Leash

(n.) a strap which is connected to your dog’s collar, allowing your dog to lead you wherever they wanna go

Jewish mother

(phr.) The person who appreciates nothing and regrets everything

Mexican Olympic team

(phr.) Everybody who can run, jump, swim, and already in the U.S