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New Mexico

(n.) Poor and proud

Hawaii

(n.) You’re not welcome but they’ll take your money

Dessert

(n.) the reason for finishing your meal quickly

Relativity

(n.) Running on the treadmill for half an hour and realizing it’s been only 5 minutes

Prayer

(n.) Giving instructions to God

WTF

Wow, That's Fun!

Thanksgiving

(n.) another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating