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Hawaii

(n.) You’re not welcome but they’ll take your money

Dessert

(n.) the reason for eating a meal

Relativity

(n.) Running on the treadmill for half an hour and realizing it’s been only 5 minutes

Prayer

(n.) Giving instructions to God

WTF

Wow, That's Fun!

Thanksgiving

(n.) another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating