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Marriage License

(n.) A certificate that gives a woman the legal right to drive a man

Husband

(n.) Someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house

Cashflow

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Kansas

(n.) First Of The Rectangle States

Self-respect

(n.) The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious

District of Columbia

(n.) A territory bounded on all sides by the United States of America

News

(n.) The report of the same thing happening today that happened yesterday, but to different people

Worldview

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Garage

(n.) An attic on a lower level

Kentucky

(n.) A state with five million people and fifteen last names

Taxpayer

(n.) A person who has the government on his payroll

X

(letter) The signature of a happy man.

Dictatorship

(n.) A place where public opinion can’t even be expressed privately

Office job

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Freudian Slip

(phr.) An expression where you say one thing but mean your mother