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Let’s just stay friends

(euphemism): Never talk again

Bitch

(n.): any girl who is skinnier and prettier than you

Common Sense

n. (kämən ˈsens) (1) A rare form of judgement in practical manners, only 1 in 50,000 are born with it; (2) Captain Obvious; (3) like a deodorant, the people who need it most, never use it.