The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is written by YOU! Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Thorough

(adj.) an adjective with relativity to appreciate and praise your wife to be extremely attentive to accuracy and detail. For example, when you take a long time, you're slow. When your wife takes a long time, she's thorough.

James LeBron

(n.) a basketball player and role model for youth, especially for his mastery of education, language, grammar, and intellectual thoughts.

Dream Boyfriend

(phr.) a relative description which changes from time to time Ages 10-13: Guy with hair resembling lead singer Ages 17-23: Guy who plays in a band Ages 30+: Guy who text you back

Sarcasm

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Jesus Christ

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Santa

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Activist

(n.) a person who passionately believes to a cause until they get rich

ACLU

(abbr.) Anti-White Civil Liberties Union

Adulting

(v.) Setting your childhood punishments as your primary goals and New Year resolutions 1. Going to bed early 2. Not leaving my house 3. Not going to a party 4. Not eating junk

Bitcoin

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Aggressive

(adj.) an adjective with relative meaning to define success of a person unless he’s republican. If a democrat acts aggressively, he’s assertive. For anyone else, it’s offensive.

Final Exam

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