The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Husband

(n.) Someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house

Marriage License

(n.) A certificate that gives a woman the legal right to drive a man

Cashflow

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Self-respect

(n.) The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious

Kansas

(n.) First Of The Rectangle States

District of Columbia

(n.) A territory bounded on all sides by the United States of America

News

(n.) The report of the same thing happening today that happened yesterday, but to different people

Kentucky

(n.) A state with five million people and fifteen last names

Garage

(n.) An attic on a lower level

Worldview

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Dictatorship

(n.) A place where public opinion can’t even be expressed privately

X

(letter) The signature of a happy man.

Taxpayer

(n.) A person who has the government on his payroll

Office job

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Freudian Slip

(phr.) An expression where you say one thing but mean your mother