The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Undocumented Immigrant

Illegal Invader

Religious war

(n.) Fighting over who has the best imaginary friend

Practice

(n.) a position when everything works but no one knows why

Montana

(n.) a place to die in a freak bear accident

Capsize

(n.) head measurement

Unforgettable

(n.) the act of forgetting your wife’s birthday once

Politician

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Raisin

(n.) A grape with a sunburn

Retaliation

(n.) Doing whatever your enemies don’t want you to do

Trouble

(n.) Something that is easy to get into but hard to get out of

Passive Aggressive

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Birthday

(n.) The day you get as much attention and praise as an average millennial feels entitled to every day

Wife

(n.) A combo personality who acts like your mom, best friend, and girlfriend at the same time

Slug

(n.) Naked snail

Jockey

(n.) A little human who makes little horses look big.