The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm
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hairdresser
(n.) hair·dress·er: A magician who creates a hair style you can never duplicate
Christmas
(proper noun). The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead or plastic tree, eat candy out of socks, and listen 50's music.
Technical Support
(n.) a person in India who solves problems you can’t
Let’s just stay friends
(euphemism): Never talk again
Askhole
(n.): A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them
Cell phone
(noun): a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people
Etc.
(abbr.) Short for Et Cetera, used at the end of a sentence or an idea to make it seem like you know a lot more than you really do.
Hangry
(adj.) When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry and frustrated, or both