The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit

France

(n.) A country where people like to eat cheese and surrender in wars

Congratulation

(n.) The civility of envy

Alabama

(n.) A state which is 49th in everything thanks to Mississippi

Toilet

(n.) Porcelain throne

Beach

(n.) A place where you bake in the dirt with a bunch of sweaty half-naked strangers

Meeting new people

(phr.) A chance to recycle all your old jokes

Jumping into leaves

(phr.) A fall tradition ruined by a single turd

Neighborly

(adj.) Someone who names his WiFi as “FBI Surveillance Van”

An apple a day

(phr.) An action which is supposed to keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

Official

(adj.) Any printed material with tiny leaves around it

Image

(n.) Something fake people have to maintain whereas real people don’t give a shit

Bang

(n.) Something you can safely assume that your parents started their new year with if you’re born in September

Egotistic

(adj.) A state where you google “who gives a shit” and not finding your name on the list

Middle age

(n.) Coming to a point in your life where you need a stronger word than fuck

Asking

(n.) A crazy method you should try before assuming anything