The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

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hairdresser

(n.) hair·dress·er: A magician who creates a hair style you can never duplicate

Pet

(n.): The only member of the family you actually choose and like

K

(letter): The conversation is now over

Christmas

(proper noun). The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead or plastic tree, eat candy out of socks, and listen 50's music.

heyy

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Technical Support

(n.)  a person in India who solves problems you can’t

Let’s just stay friends

(euphemism): Never talk again

Bitch

(n.): any girl who is skinnier and prettier than you

Askhole

(n.): A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them

Study

(v.) The act of texting, eating, and watching videos with an open textbook nearby

Cell phone

(noun):  a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people

Etc.

(abbr.) Short for Et Cetera, used at the end of a sentence or an idea to make it seem like you know a lot more than you really do.

Cupcake

(n.) A muffin with low self esteem

Hangry

(adj.) When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry and frustrated, or both

Tomorrow

(n.) A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement are stored