The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Lawyer

(n.) a person who lies while telling the truth

Thursday

(n.) the day you could have sworn was Friday

Hawaii

(n.) You’re not welcome but they’ll take your money

Premarital sex

(n.) something men support until they have a daughter

Alimony

(n.) Lifetime fee for name-dropping

Gardener

(n.) a plant manager

Team work

(n.) an opportunity to put the blame on someone else

Parasites

(n.) What you see from the top of a skyscraper

Smart

(n.) Knowing how dumb you are

Senate

(n.) Kindergarten for adults

Memory Loss

(n.) A condition where your doctor forces you to pay in advance

Chaos

Image

Jerk

(n.) Someone who wishes for a big dick and become one instead

Seagull

(n.) Beach Chicken

Journalism

(n.) The art of filling the blank spaces between the adds