The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Vacation

(n.) A period during which people find out where to stay away from next year

Tolerance

(n.) That uncomfortable feeling that the other fellow might be right after all

Accountant

(n.) Someone hired to explain that you didn’t make the money you did

Sardonic

(adj.) Sarcasm for cynical introverts

Education

(n.) A progressive discovery of our own ignorance

CPR

(n.) An emergency exercise that helps concerned onlookers feel useful while the victim expires

Political Candidate

(n.) A person who asks for money from the wealthy and votes from the poor to protect them from each other

Musician

(n.) One who wears a tuxedo and smashes metal plates into each other

Middle Age

(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it

Starbucks

(n.) The employment agency for Liberal Arts majors

Cigarette

(n.) A bit of tobacco with a fire at one end and a fool at the other

Youth

(n.) The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s