The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit

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France

(n.) A country where people like to eat cheese and surrender in wars

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Congratulation

(n.) The civility of envy

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Alabama

(n.) A state which is 49th in everything thanks to Mississippi

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Toilet

(n.) Porcelain throne

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Beach

(n.) A place where you bake in the dirt with a bunch of sweaty half-naked strangers

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Meeting new people

(phr.) A chance to recycle all your old jokes

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Jumping into leaves

(phr.) A fall tradition ruined by a single turd

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Neighborly

(adj.) Someone who names his WiFi as “FBI Surveillance Van”

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An apple a day

(phr.) An action which is supposed to keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

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Official

(adj.) Any printed material with tiny leaves around it

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Image

(n.) Something fake people have to maintain whereas real people don’t give a shit

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Bang

(n.) Something you can safely assume that your parents started their new year with if you’re born in September

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Egotistic

(adj.) A state where you google “who gives a shit” and not finding your name on the list

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Middle age

(n.) Coming to a point in your life where you need a stronger word than fuck

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Asking

(n.) A crazy method you should try before assuming anything

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