The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm
Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.
Lawyer
(n.) a person who lies while telling the truth
Thursday
(n.) the day you could have sworn was Friday
Hawaii
(n.) You’re not welcome but they’ll take your money
Premarital sex
(n.) something men support until they have a daughter
Alimony
(n.) Lifetime fee for name-dropping
Gardener
(n.) a plant manager
Team work
(n.) an opportunity to put the blame on someone else
Parasites
(n.) What you see from the top of a skyscraper
Smart
(n.) Knowing how dumb you are
Senate
(n.) Kindergarten for adults
Memory Loss
(n.) A condition where your doctor forces you to pay in advance
Chaos
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Jerk
(n.) Someone who wishes for a big dick and become one instead
Seagull
(n.) Beach Chicken
Journalism
(n.) The art of filling the blank spaces between the adds