The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Positive Thinking

(n.) Self-improvement through self-deception

Ice Fishing

(n.) Winter fishing method in which anglers use a variety of specialized equipment to catch colds

Bargain

(adj.) Something you don't need, at a price you can’t resist

Diplomacy

(n.) The art of letting someone else have your own way

Hanging

(v.) A suspended sentence

Efficiency

(n.) Intelligent laziness

Lawsuit

(n.) A contest generally won by the party that can afford to reimburse the lawyers on both sides of the dispute

Monogamy

(n.) A marriage system in which subscribers are requested to return one wife before taking another

Gigolo

(n.) A fee-male

Revenge

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Ant

(n.) A small insect that, though always at work, still finds time to go to picnics

Arithmetic

(n.) Being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes

Antique

(n.) An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again

Academia

(n.) A place where faculty pretend to work and administrators pretend to pay

Kilt

(n.) A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland