The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

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Vacation

(n.) A period during which people find out where to stay away from next year

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Tolerance

(n.) That uncomfortable feeling that the other fellow might be right after all

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Accountant

(n.) Someone hired to explain that you didn’t make the money you did

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Meeting Anatomy

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Argument & Relationship

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Sardonic

(adj.) Sarcasm for cynical introverts

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Education

(n.) A progressive discovery of our own ignorance

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Loving your job

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CPR

(n.) An emergency exercise that helps concerned onlookers feel useful while the victim expires

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Political Candidate

(n.) A person who asks for money from the wealthy and votes from the poor to protect them from each other

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Musician

(n.) One who wears a tuxedo and smashes metal plates into each other

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Middle Age

(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it

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Starbucks

(n.) The employment agency for Liberal Arts majors

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Cigarette

(n.) A bit of tobacco with a fire at one end and a fool at the other

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Youth

(n.) The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s

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