The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

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Positive Thinking

(n.) Self-improvement through self-deception

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Ice Fishing

(n.) Winter fishing method in which anglers use a variety of specialized equipment to catch colds

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Bargain

(adj.) Something you don't need, at a price you can’t resist

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Diplomacy

(n.) The art of letting someone else have your own way

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Hanging

(v.) A suspended sentence

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Efficiency

(n.) Intelligent laziness

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Lawsuit

(n.) A contest generally won by the party that can afford to reimburse the lawyers on both sides of the dispute

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Monogamy

(n.) A marriage system in which subscribers are requested to return one wife before taking another

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Gigolo

(n.) A fee-male

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Revenge

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Ant

(n.) A small insect that, though always at work, still finds time to go to picnics

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Arithmetic

(n.) Being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes

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Antique

(n.) An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again

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Academia

(n.) A place where faculty pretend to work and administrators pretend to pay

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Kilt

(n.) A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland

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