The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

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Lawyer

(n.) a person who lies while telling the truth

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Thursday

(n.) the day you could have sworn was Friday

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Hawaii

(n.) You’re not welcome but they’ll take your money

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Premarital sex

(n.) something men support until they have a daughter

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Alimony

(n.) Lifetime fee for name-dropping

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Gardener

(n.) a plant manager

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Team work

(n.) an opportunity to put the blame on someone else

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Parasites

(n.) What you see from the top of a skyscraper

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Smart

(n.) Knowing how dumb you are

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Senate

(n.) Kindergarten for adults

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Memory Loss

(n.) A condition where your doctor forces you to pay in advance

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Chaos

Image

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Jerk

(n.) Someone who wishes for a big dick and become one instead

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Seagull

(n.) Beach Chicken

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Journalism

(n.) The art of filling the blank spaces between the adds

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