The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Fat free

(phr.) No extra charge for the fat

Futuristic

(adj.) bullshitting without consequence

Useless

(adj.) Telling your dog that he’s adopted

Scissors

(n.) A piece maker

Double Jeopardy

(n.) When your doctor calls in a consulting physician

Vasectomy

(n.) Spoil the rod… spare the child

Thanks

(n.) A down payment on the next favor

Quartet

(n.) A band of four men, all of whom think that the other three can’t sing

Working Hard

video

Yearbook

(n.) A book of pictures that get nerdier with time

Argument

(n.) An exchange of ignorance