The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Ground beef

(n.) cow with no legs

Pizza delivery driver

(n.) a great job for somebody whom no one is disappointed to see

Image

(n.) Something fake people have to maintain whereas real people don’t give a shit

Selfie

(n.) a terrorist attack in the Middle East

Children

(n.) Small people whose ability to get into more trouble should never be underestimated

IT Person

(n.) A technician who repeatedly fixes what you repeatedly break

Secret

(n.) Something two can keep if one of them is dead

Bih

Bitch

Chicago Bears

(n.) An NFL team who’s making other teams look good since 1986

Etiquette

(n.) The noise you don’t make while eating soup

Light bulb jokes

(phr.) The opportunity to offend anybody you don’t like

Patron

(n.) A customer who doesn't ask prices

Spine

(n.) A long, limber bone which connects your head to your ass

Netflix & Chill

(phr.) Getting together and hooking up

Durable Goods

(n.) Things you buy that last longer than the payments