The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Starbucks

(n.) The employment agency for Liberal Arts majors

Cigarette

(n.) A bit of tobacco with a fire at one end and a fool at the other

Youth

(n.) The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s

High Key –

(text) 1. Very interested in 2. Actively spreading information

Fashion

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Small Town

(n.) Where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and all buy the weekly newspaper to see how much the editor dares to print

Window Screen

(n.) A device for keeping flies in the house

Grandparents

(n.) The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right

Destiny

(n.) A dictator’s authority for crime and public’s excuse for failure

Diaper

(n.) A changeable seat cover

Dentist

(n.) A collector of old magazines

State-Of-The-Art

(n.) Soon-to-be-obsolete

Science

(n.) An orderly and systematic arrangement of factual information

New Jersey

(n.)  A state  filled with Muslims with terrible traffic and awful accent

Tests

(n.) the reason we have prayer in schools