Flight Attendant

Flying vending machine who yells at people for not following the orders properly.

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andor
01/23/2022

Flying waitress for the first class, customer service representative for the business class, and parole officer for the rest.

tearful
01/23/2022

Fastfood employees in the air.

toldya
01/23/2022

Hallway prison guards who bust your balls over wearing the face diaper, seat belts and the all important raising your seat two inches to upright position during descent.

sayswho
01/23/2022

A product of government regulations.

lawofnature
01/23/2022

Flying Gestapo officers.

utility
01/23/2022

Glorified hotel front desk clerk whose real job is to hand out snacks.

migros
01/23/2022

The single most useless part of the flying experience whose work has nothing to do either with flying or maintaining the aircraft.

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268 Points

Anarcho-Tyranny

Family Reunion