Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other
screws the bulb into the water faucet.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the
bathtub with brightly colored machine tools
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other
screws the bulb into the water faucet.
natricine
Q: How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
yabba
Q: How many gay men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.
montana
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in
umama
Q: How many taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to overcharge for the bulb
lagerphone
Q: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They all just imagine they’ve seen the light.
oakum
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the
bathtub with brightly colored machine tools
omran
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Thats a hardware problem.
goliat
Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but they get three papers out of it.
selur
Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one. He holds the lightbulb and the universe revolves around
him.
telega
Q: How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None they just beat the room for being black.
parametric
Q: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and one to sniff the first ones’ butt.
meno01
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with the house.
jabberwocky
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
rabelaisian
Q: How many med students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder
out from under him.
harmonics
-How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
-Don’t be stupid, feminists can’t change anything.
unicorn
Q: How many baseball players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They’re too busy arguing the last call.
gallublehans
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
cocksure
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything
backpiece