(idiom) (1) bad things happen as part of life and cannot be prevented; (2) applicable to all cultures:
Confucianist: If Confucius says shit happens, then shit happens
Buddhist: If shit happens, it is not shit
Hindu: This shit has happened before
Catholic: If shit happens to you, you deserve it
Jew: Why does shit always happen to us?
Agnostic : maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.
Atheist: Shit is happening for no reason
Protestant: Let shit happen to other people
Muslim: I f shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Evangelist: Send us $100, or shit will happen to you
Jehovah’s Witness: Let us in, and we’ll tell you why shit happens
Zen Budhist : Listen to the sound of shit happening