(n.) A deeply superficial person

(n.) An honest man sent to lie abroad for his country’s behalf

(n.) Somebody who manages waste recycling, promotion & sales

(n.) The concept that if a job is worth doing, it’s worth repeating 10,000 times a day

(n.) A crossover between orangutan and neanderthal who would make Hitler very proud

(n.) A small insect that, though always at work, still finds time to go to picnics

(v.) the state of being fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm,and Profanity, and not necessarily in that order

(n.) Annual payment to your kid to live with you

(n.) Night watchman

(n.) A professional who takes a simple two-way promise and turns it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand or hope to fulfill

(n.) A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use

(n.) Someone who is a walking ego with an attitude problem