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Antifa

(n.) a bad copy of Mussolini’s Black Shirts (see neo-fascism)

Amish Mechanic

(n.) a guy whose hand is up a horse’s butt

Academic politics

one of the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low.

Art School

(n.) an educational discipline that prepares you for your Starbucks barista career

Alzheimer

(n.) A medical condition which gives you an opportunity to meet new people every day

Affirmative Action

(n.) Your government’s mandate to prefer Incompetence over Competence

Archaeologist

(n.) Thief with credentials

Antifa

(n.) Revenge of the Ugly Girls

Autocorrect

(n.) Something you wish that the guy who invented it burns in hello

Actuary

(n.) An accountant without a sense of humor

Autotune

(n.) Photoshop for singers

Alaska

(n.) A state where you can’t actually see Russia from your backyard

American Liberalism

(n.) Political and self-declared moral philosophy based on ignorance, incompetence, intolerance, name-calling, hate, and violence (See neo-fascism)

Atheists

(n.) people who don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers

Adobe

(n.) Adult’s version of play-doh to build cheap houses