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Adorable

(adj.) an adjective women use to describe babies, puppies, kittens, and the men they don't want to sleep with

Awkward

(adj.) interstate highways in Hawaii

Absurdity

(n.) A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion

Alphabet

(n.) A toy for children found in books, blocks, pictures, and soup

Askhole

(n.): A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them

Amusement Parks

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Asking

(n.) A crazy method you should try before assuming anything

Amateur Athlete

(n.) An athlete who is paid in cash, not by check

Airplane

a flying passenger vehicle which can only operate if you put your tray tables away and return your seats to the upright position.

Arkansas

(n.) Meth and Horse races

Assistant Horse Trainer

(n.) Someone who cleans up an animal that makes more money than him in a year

Antique Shop

(n.) A junk store that has raised its prices

Aggressive

(adj.) an adjective with relative meaning to define success of a person unless he’s republican. If a democrat acts aggressively, he’s assertive. For anyone else, it’s offensive.

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(n.) The art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need