(n.) A toy for children found in books, blocks, pictures, and soup

(n.) A place where high school dropouts give each other politically correct trophies

(n.) Fire caused by friction between the insurance policy and the mortgage

(n.) 1. See definition two. 2. See definition one

(n.) A period in which children begin to question the answers

(n.) A general at sea

(n.) The only vegetable you have more of when you finish eating it, than you had when you started

(n.) Night watchman

(n.) An honest man sent to lie abroad for his country’s behalf

(n.) An exchange of ignorance

(n.) The day we are reminded of what we are the other 364

(n.) Hell Yes, They Have Electricity

(n.) A state where literacy ain't everything

(n.) One who thinks someone else is the average person