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Acquaintance

(n.) A person known well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to

Alabama

(n.) A state which is 49th in everything thanks to Mississippi

An apple a day

(phr.) An action which is supposed to keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

Asking

(n.) A crazy method you should try before assuming anything

Academic Faculty

(n.) Dysfunctional people who spend countless hours for preparing for a meeting that will be delayed, canceled or misrepresented

Advanced

(v.) the state of being fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm,and Profanity, and not necessarily in that order

Andy Warhol

(n.) A deeply superficial person

Ass Family

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Autocorrect

(n.) Something you wish that the guy who invented it burns in hello

Amish Mechanic

(n.) a guy whose hand is up a horse’s butt

Agony

(n.) A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls

Avalanche

(n.) Something to observe when you see white people run down a hill

Age

(n.) Something goes up forever and never comes down

Assumption

(n.) Source of all mess-ups

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(n.) The art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need