(n.) a bad copy of Mussolini’s Black Shirts (see neo-fascism)

(n.) a guy whose hand is up a horse’s butt

(n.) an educational discipline that prepares you for your Starbucks barista career

(n.) A medical condition which gives you an opportunity to meet new people every day

(n.) Your government’s mandate to prefer Incompetence over Competence

(n.) Thief with credentials

(n.) Revenge of the Ugly Girls

(n.) Something you wish that the guy who invented it burns in hello

(n.) An accountant without a sense of humor

(n.) Photoshop for singers

(n.) A state where you can’t actually see Russia from your backyard

(n.) people who don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers

(n.) Adult’s version of play-doh to build cheap houses