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AFAIK

(abbr.) "As far as I know", I can't type a simple sentence

Appearance

(n.) A born quality which helps you to get the best table in a busy restaurant.

Advice

(n.) an opinion we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t

Alcohol

(n.) A chemical substance which makes you strong, funny, and creative

Antifa

(n.) a bad copy of Mussolini’s Black Shirts (see neo-fascism)

Academic politics

one of the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low.

Affirmative Action

(n.) Your government’s mandate to prefer Incompetence over Competence

Antifa

(n.) Revenge of the Ugly Girls

Actuary

(n.) An accountant without a sense of humor

American Liberalism

(n.) Political and self-declared moral philosophy based on ignorance, incompetence, intolerance, name-calling, hate, and violence (See neo-fascism)

Adobe

(n.) Adult’s version of play-doh to build cheap houses

Academics

Those who can -- do. Those who cannot -- teach. Those who cannot teach -- administrate

ACLU

(abbr.) Anti-White Civil Liberties Union

Applied Terror

The night before the English History midterm, your professor will assign 200 pages of new material

Activist

(n.) a person who passionately believes to a cause until they get rich