(n.) Someone with a confused face at a monitor

(n.) A jewelry store for tech-inept millennials to buy overpriced status symbols

(n.) A medical condition which gives you an opportunity to meet new people every day

(n.) A state where you can’t actually see Russia from your backyard

(n.) Somebody who manages waste recycling, promotion & sales

(n.) A professional who takes a simple two-way promise and turns it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand or hope to fulfill

(n.) the art of making people who are already rich somewhat richer by duping poor people into buying stuff they don't need

(n.) Someone who cleans up an animal that makes more money than him in a year

(adj.) The poorest of the good and the best of the bad

(n.) A vehicle used to show lawyers where the accident is.

(n.) An overpriced junk store

(n.) A person whose job is to tell students how to solve the problems of life he avoided by becoming a professor

(n.) A med class that excites all men until they find out what it really involves

(n.) A glorified secretary who enables people to be lazy and stupid for years

(n.) A person who drinks more than his doctor