(n.) Problem for optimists, solution for pessimists

(n.) A small insect that, though always at work, still finds time to go to picnics

(n.) Being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes

(n.) An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again

(n.) A place where faculty pretend to work and administrators pretend to pay

(n.) A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but the other person hasn’t realized it yet

(n.) Place where a man loses control of himself

(n.) The holy state of being married

(n.) Wow of silence

(n.) A junk store that has raised its prices

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(n.) A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use

(n.) The concept that if a job is worth doing, it’s worth repeating 10,000 times a day