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Airline employee
(n.) Someone with a confused face at a monitor
Apple Store
(n.) A jewelry store for tech-inept millennials to buy overpriced status symbols
Alzheimer
(n.) A medical condition which gives you an opportunity to meet new people every day
Alaska
(n.) A state where you can’t actually see Russia from your backyard
Antiques Dealer
(n.) Somebody who manages waste recycling, promotion & sales
Attorney
(n.) A professional who takes a simple two-way promise and turns it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand or hope to fulfill
Advertisement
(n.) the art of making people who are already rich somewhat richer by duping poor people into buying stuff they don't need
Assistant Horse Trainer
(n.) Someone who cleans up an animal that makes more money than him in a year
Average
(adj.) The poorest of the good and the best of the bad
Ambulance
(n.) A vehicle used to show lawyers where the accident is.
Antique Shop
(n.) An overpriced junk store
Academic
(n.) A person whose job is to tell students how to solve the problems of life he avoided by becoming a professor
Anatomy
(n.) A med class that excites all men until they find out what it really involves
Administrative Assistant
(n.) A glorified secretary who enables people to be lazy and stupid for years
Alcoholic
(n.) A person who drinks more than his doctor