(n.) A schedule for going into debt systematically

(n.) The body part that every item of clothing makes “look bigger

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

(n.) A system that enables ten people to do the work of one

(n.) A Democrat who holds an office that a Republican wants

(n.) A man who can get out of bed from either side

(adj.) Something you don't need, at a price you can’t resist

(n.) Marbles for grown-ups

(n.) Booby Trap

(n.) Witch craft

(n.) A man who tries to live within your means

(n.) A politician who has tenure

(n.) The art of making the possible seem impossible