B
Butt
(n.) The body part that every item of clothing makes “look bigger
Budget
(n.) A schedule for going into debt systematically
Bitch
(n.): any girl who is skinnier and prettier than you
Bar
(n.) a place where single women go to find a husband and husbands go to find a single woman; also see: pub
Batteries not included
The First Discovery of Christmas Morning
bamboozle
verb [bam·boo·zle]: if you can’t convince them, confuse them
Balance diet
(n.) Hamburger in one hand, hot-dog in the other
Bugs
Creatures that have all the space but decide to land on your face
Bored
(adj.) Hungry
Bestie
Like your best friend but cooler
Birthday
(n.) A day to celebrate that you haven't died in the last year
Bromance
Fighting with the guy sitting next to you on the plane for the arm rest and also trying not to touch him
Not Bad
(phr.) backhanded compliment for someone who sucks but cannot do any better
Bae
Calling someone ‘babe or baby’ while showing you can speak ghetto in the meantime
Bless your heart
(phr.) you're dumb or otherwise impaired, but you can't help it