B

Baked Potato

(n.) Someone with Down syndrome who smokes weed

Boss

(n.) A person who comes early to see who comes late

Beach

(n.) A place where you bake in the dirt with a bunch of sweaty half-naked strangers

Black Eye

(n.) A stamp of disapproval

Brainwashed

(v.) Knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies

Bureaucrat

(n.) A Democrat who holds an office that a Republican wants

Banana Shake

(n.) a Chinese with Parkinson disease

Boxing

(n.) A mutual affliction of brain damage for the amusement of the public

Beer

(n.) the result you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Bureaucracy

(n.) The art of making the possible seem impossible

Boat

(n.) A hole in the surface of water into which money is thrown

Business Relationship

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

Bra

(n.) A dyslexic man’s definition of Bar

Bus

(n.) A public transportation device that runs faster when you run after it vs. runs slowly when you are inside it

Building Inspector

(n.) A government employee who makes people spend far more money on their houses than they estimated