B

Budget

(n.) A schedule for going into debt systematically

Light beer

(n.) a drink you order at a restaurant to go with a two pounds of chicken wings (see diet soda)

Bisexual

(adj.) the ability to reach down someone’s pants and be satisfied with whatever you find

Bureaucracy

(n.) The art of making the possible seem impossible

Bugs

Creatures that have all the space but decide to land on your face

Bacteria

(n.) The only culture some people have

Bull Market

(n.) A random market movement making all speculators look like geniuses

Brassiere

(n.) Booby Trap

Dream Boyfriend

(phr.) a relative description which changes from time to time Ages 10-13: Guy with hair resembling lead singer Ages 17-23: Guy who plays in a band Ages 30+: Guy who text you back

B

(letter) A bear without an ear

Blushing

(v.) The color of virtue

Bacteria

(n.) The back door of a restaurant

Bed

(n.) An all purpose furniture where you sleep, read, study, eat, and watch TV

Bisexual

(n.) A person who pays for sex

Bored

(adj.) Hungry