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Butt

(n.) The body part that every item of clothing makes “look bigger

Business Relationship

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

Bureaucracy

(n.) A system that enables ten people to do the work of one

Bureaucrat

(n.) A Democrat who holds an office that a Republican wants

Bachelor

(n.) A man who can get out of bed from either side

Bargain

(adj.) Something you don't need, at a price you can’t resist

Bowling

(n.) Marbles for grown-ups

Bullies

video

Brassiere

(n.) Booby Trap

Broom

(n.) Witch craft

Borrower

(n.) A man who tries to live within your means

Bureaucrat

(n.) A politician who has tenure

Blind Date

Image

Bureaucracy

(n.) The art of making the possible seem impossible

Black Eye

(n.) A stamp of disapproval