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Barista

(n.) A café shop worker highly skilled in writing your first name with sharpie on the side of a heat-treated paper cup

Bang

(n.) Something you can safely assume that your parents started their new year with if you’re born in September

Bigamist

(n.) A man who marries a gorgeous woman who's also a good cook

Bromance

Fighting with the guy sitting next to you on the plane for the arm rest and also trying not to touch him

Birth certificate

(n.) an apology letter from the condom factory

Breakfast

(n.) A meal without wine

Bachelor

(n.) A man who can get out of bed from either side

Bubble

(n.) US economic system, especially in Technology, Energy, Real Estate, Equities, Bonds, Banking, Health Care, Staples, Food, and other 25 sectors.

Baked Potato

(n.) Someone with Down syndrome who smokes weed

Boss

(n.) A person who comes early to see who comes late

Bullshit

(n.) An eight letter word like “I love you”

Beach

(n.) A place where you bake in the dirt with a bunch of sweaty half-naked strangers

Black Eye

(n.) A stamp of disapproval

Not Bad

(phr.) backhanded compliment for someone who sucks but cannot do any better

Blonde jokes

(phr.) Jokes short & simple enough for men to understand.