(n.) The body part that every item of clothing makes “look bigger

(n.) A schedule for going into debt systematically

(n.): any girl who is skinnier and prettier than you

(n.) a place where single women go to find a husband and husbands go to find a single woman; also see: pub

The First Discovery of Christmas Morning

verb [bam·boo·zle]: if you can’t convince them, confuse them

Creatures that have all the space but decide to land on your face

(adj.) Hungry

Like your best friend but cooler

(n.) A day to celebrate that you haven't died in the last year

Fighting with the guy sitting next to you on the plane for the arm rest and also trying not to touch him

Calling someone ‘babe or baby’ while showing you can speak ghetto in the meantime

(phr.) you're dumb or otherwise impaired, but you can't help it