B

Bubble

(n.) US economic system, especially in Technology, Energy, Real Estate, Equities, Bonds, Banking, Health Care, Staples, Food, and other 25 sectors.

Baked Potato

(n.) Someone with Down syndrome who smokes weed

Bullshit

(n.) An eight letter word like “I love you”

Beach

(n.) A place where you bake in the dirt with a bunch of sweaty half-naked strangers

Not Bad

(phr.) backhanded compliment for someone who sucks but cannot do any better

Blonde jokes

(phr.) Jokes short & simple enough for men to understand.

Barack Obama

(n.) Black Bush W.

Banana Shake

(n.) a Chinese with Parkinson disease

Bitch

(n.): any girl who is skinnier and prettier than you

Be humble

(phr.) You’re not that great

Beer

(n.) the result you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Bae

Calling someone ‘babe or baby’ while showing you can speak ghetto in the meantime

Boss

(n.) someone who's always late when you're early and early when you're late

Bus

(n.) Public transportation device for weirdos, felons, section-8 inhabitants, druggies, and illegal immigrants

Bra

(n.) A dyslexic man’s definition of Bar