(n.) A café shop worker highly skilled in writing your first name with sharpie on the side of a heat-treated paper cup

(n.) Something you can safely assume that your parents started their new year with if you’re born in September

(n.) A man who marries a gorgeous woman who's also a good cook

Fighting with the guy sitting next to you on the plane for the arm rest and also trying not to touch him

(n.) an apology letter from the condom factory

(n.) A meal without wine

(n.) A man who can get out of bed from either side

(n.) US economic system, especially in Technology, Energy, Real Estate, Equities, Bonds, Banking, Health Care, Staples, Food, and other 25 sectors.

(n.) Someone with Down syndrome who smokes weed

(n.) A person who comes early to see who comes late

(n.) An eight letter word like “I love you”

(n.) A place where you bake in the dirt with a bunch of sweaty half-naked strangers

(n.) A stamp of disapproval