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Beach

(n.) A place where you bake in the dirt with a bunch of sweaty half-naked strangers

Bang

(n.) Something you can safely assume that your parents started their new year with if you’re born in September

Educated

(v.) Being thankful to your teacher who instilled in you such a love of English that you’re perpetually mortified when reading the internet

Birthday

(n.) The day you get as much attention and praise as an average millennial feels entitled to every day

Bisexual

(adj.) the ability to reach down someone’s pants and be satisfied with whatever you find

Bed

(n.) An all purpose furniture where you sleep, read, study, eat, and watch TV

Beerbelly

(n.) A physical condition that nobody in a beer commercial possesses

Bible

(n.) An ancient fictitious book which was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat

Banana Shake

(n.) a Chinese with Parkinson disease

Bullet

(n.) The last thing to run through Osama Bin Laden’s mind

Bra

(n.) A dyslexic man’s definition of Bar

Baked Potato

(n.) Someone with Down syndrome who smokes weed

BMW

(n.) Big Money Wasted

Bad Check

(n.) The only thing in nature that travels faster than light

Bureaucracy

(n.) A governmental entity where accomplishment is inversely proportional to the volume of paper used