B

Bitcoin

(n.) Money laundering device

bamboozle

verb [bam·boo·zle]: if you can’t convince them, confuse them

Black people

Entitled-Americans wit attitude and victim card

Best Practices

(phr.) Your work sucks. Immediately start copying what bigger players do and produce reams of “Best Practices” manuals.

Balance diet

(n.) Hamburger in one hand, hot-dog in the other

Body Language

(phr.) the ability to drive someone crazy without saying a word

Bugs

Creatures that have all the space but decide to land on your face

Dream Boyfriend

(phr.) a relative description which changes from time to time Ages 10-13: Guy with hair resembling lead singer Ages 17-23: Guy who plays in a band Ages 30+: Guy who text you back

Bored

(adj.) Hungry

Black Lives Matter

(n.) an activism which only surfaces when a black person is killed at confrontation with another person unless the other person is also black

Bestie

Like your best friend but cooler

Birthday

(n.) A day to celebrate that you haven't died in the last year

Bitcoin

Venn diagram

Bromance

Fighting with the guy sitting next to you on the plane for the arm rest and also trying not to touch him