(n.) Money laundering device

verb [bam·boo·zle]: if you can’t convince them, confuse them

Entitled-Americans wit attitude and victim card

(phr.) Your work sucks. Immediately start copying what bigger players do and produce reams of “Best Practices” manuals.

Creatures that have all the space but decide to land on your face

(adj.) Hungry

(n.) an activism which only surfaces when a black person is killed at confrontation with another person unless the other person is also black

Like your best friend but cooler

(n.) A day to celebrate that you haven't died in the last year

Fighting with the guy sitting next to you on the plane for the arm rest and also trying not to touch him