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Bored
(adj.) Hungry
Braces
(n.) Tiny prisons for your teeth
Bipolar
(adj.) Eskimo marketing slogan
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Black Lives Matter
(n.) an activism which only surfaces when a black person is killed at confrontation with another person unless the other person is also black
Bureaucracy
(n.) A governmental entity where accomplishment is inversely proportional to the volume of paper used
Bore
(v.) A person who takes his time taking your time
Babysitting
(v.) to get paid to watch TV and eat other people’s food while someone else’s kid sleeps
Birthday
(n.) The day you get as much attention and praise as an average millennial feels entitled to every day
Business Lunch
(phr.) Lunch with people you don't like
Bestie
Like your best friend but cooler
Bully
(n.) the boy who used to take your lunch money at school yesterday in order to make Subway sandwich for you today.
Bih
Bitch
Bowling
(n.) Marbles for grown-ups
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