B

Butt

(n.) The body part that every item of clothing makes “look bigger

Budget

(n.) A schedule for going into debt systematically

Bitch

(n.): any girl who is skinnier and prettier than you

Bar

(n.) a place where single women go to find a husband and husbands go to find a single woman; also see: pub

Batteries not included

The First Discovery of Christmas Morning

bamboozle

verb [bam·boo·zle]: if you can’t convince them, confuse them

Balance diet

(n.) Hamburger in one hand, hot-dog in the other

Bugs

Creatures that have all the space but decide to land on your face

Bored

(adj.) Hungry

Bestie

Like your best friend but cooler

Birthday

(n.) A day to celebrate that you haven't died in the last year

Bromance

Fighting with the guy sitting next to you on the plane for the arm rest and also trying not to touch him

Not Bad

(phr.) backhanded compliment for someone who sucks but cannot do any better

Bae

Calling someone ‘babe or baby’ while showing you can speak ghetto in the meantime

Bless your heart

(phr.) you're dumb or otherwise impaired, but you can't help it