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Bored

(adj.) Hungry

Braces

(n.) Tiny prisons for your teeth

Bipolar

(adj.) Eskimo marketing slogan

Bullies

video

Black Lives Matter

(n.) an activism which only surfaces when a black person is killed at confrontation with another person unless the other person is also black

Bureaucracy

(n.) A governmental entity where accomplishment is inversely proportional to the volume of paper used

Bore

(v.) A person who takes his time taking your time

Babysitting

(v.) to get paid to watch TV and eat other people’s food while someone else’s kid sleeps

Birthday

(n.) The day you get as much attention and praise as an average millennial feels entitled to every day

Business Lunch

(phr.) Lunch with people you don't like

Bestie

Like your best friend but cooler

Bully

(n.) the boy who used to take your lunch money at school yesterday in order to make Subway sandwich for you today.

Bih

Bitch

Bowling

(n.) Marbles for grown-ups