(phr.) Your work sucks. Immediately start copying what bigger players do and produce reams of “Best Practices” manuals.

(n.) The back door of a restaurant

(v.) to get paid to watch TV and eat other people’s food while someone else’s kid sleeps

(n.) a food storage device found on men’s faces

(n.) A café shop worker highly skilled in writing your first name with sharpie on the side of a heat-treated paper cup

(n.) An eight letter word like “I love you”

(n.) Ancient fantasy publication which talks about made-up events in the parallel universe

(conj.) A conjunctional point from which everything will go south

(n.) Clothing that’s all fun and hip until it doesn’t fit anymore

(n.) An Asian person who acts like white. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside

(n.) The only culture some people have

(n.) Tiny prisons for your teeth

(n.) the boy who used to take your lunch money at school yesterday in order to make Subway sandwich for you today.