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Bubble

(n.) US economic system, especially in Technology, Energy, Real Estate, Equities, Bonds, Banking, Health Care, Staples, Food, and other 25 sectors.

Baked Potato

(n.) Someone with Down syndrome who smokes weed

Boss

(n.) A person who comes early to see who comes late

Bullshit

(n.) An eight letter word like “I love you”

Beach

(n.) A place where you bake in the dirt with a bunch of sweaty half-naked strangers

Black Eye

(n.) A stamp of disapproval

Not Bad

(phr.) backhanded compliment for someone who sucks but cannot do any better

Blonde jokes

(phr.) Jokes short & simple enough for men to understand.

Brainwashed

(v.) Knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies

Bureaucrat

(n.) A Democrat who holds an office that a Republican wants

Barack Obama

(n.) Black Bush W.

Banana Shake

(n.) a Chinese with Parkinson disease

Boxing

(n.) A mutual affliction of brain damage for the amusement of the public

Bitch

(n.): any girl who is skinnier and prettier than you

Be humble

(phr.) You’re not that great