B
Budget
(n.) A schedule for going into debt systematically
Light beer
(n.) a drink you order at a restaurant to go with a two pounds of chicken wings (see diet soda)
Bisexual
(adj.) the ability to reach down someone’s pants and be satisfied with whatever you find
Bureaucracy
(n.) The art of making the possible seem impossible
Bugs
Creatures that have all the space but decide to land on your face
Bacteria
(n.) The only culture some people have
Bull Market
(n.) A random market movement making all speculators look like geniuses
Brassiere
(n.) Booby Trap
Dream Boyfriend
(phr.) a relative description which changes from time to time Ages 10-13: Guy with hair resembling lead singer Ages 17-23: Guy who plays in a band Ages 30+: Guy who text you back
B
(letter) A bear without an ear
Blushing
(v.) The color of virtue
Bacteria
(n.) The back door of a restaurant
Bed
(n.) An all purpose furniture where you sleep, read, study, eat, and watch TV
Bisexual
(n.) A person who pays for sex
Bored
(adj.) Hungry