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Budget

(n.) A schedule for going into debt systematically

Balance diet

(n.) Hamburger in one hand, hot-dog in the other

Banana

(n.) An Asian person who acts like white. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside

Boy

(n.) A noise with dirt on it

Broom

(n.) Witch craft

Body Language

(phr.) the ability to drive someone crazy without saying a word

Birthday

(n.) nature's way of telling us to eat more cake

Budget

(n.) Telling your money where to go instead of wondering where it went

Light beer

(n.) a drink you order at a restaurant to go with a two pounds of chicken wings (see diet soda)

Bisexual

(adj.) the ability to reach down someone’s pants and be satisfied with whatever you find

Bureaucracy

(n.) The art of making the possible seem impossible

Bugs

Creatures that have all the space but decide to land on your face

Bacteria

(n.) The only culture some people have

Bull Market

(n.) A random market movement making all speculators look like geniuses

Brassiere

(n.) Booby Trap