(n.) Someone with Down syndrome who smokes weed

(n.) A person who comes early to see who comes late

(n.) A place where you bake in the dirt with a bunch of sweaty half-naked strangers

(n.) A stamp of disapproval

(v.) Knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies

(n.) A Democrat who holds an office that a Republican wants

(n.) a Chinese with Parkinson disease

(n.) A mutual affliction of brain damage for the amusement of the public

(n.) the result you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

(n.) The art of making the possible seem impossible

(n.) A hole in the surface of water into which money is thrown

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

(n.) A dyslexic man’s definition of Bar

(n.) A public transportation device that runs faster when you run after it vs. runs slowly when you are inside it

(n.) A government employee who makes people spend far more money on their houses than they estimated