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Gift card

(n.) a sign to show how much you don’t care

Court

(n.) A great place if you are asking questions rather than answering them

Cosmetics

(n.) A technique to prevent men from reading between the lines

CPR

(n.) An emergency exercise that helps concerned onlookers feel useful while the victim expires

Crowd

(n.) a place where people act differently than when they are alone

Compliment

(n.) a social requirement where the complimenter doesn’t mean it and the complimentee doesn’t believe it

Congratulation

(n.) The civility of envy

Campers

(n.) Nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes

College

(n.) see the venn diagram

Conference

(n.) The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Cleavage

(n.) Something which excites disapproval in everyone but the audience

Cavity

(n.) Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist’s bills

Civil servant

(n.) Someone who isn't civil and doesn't serve

Canned food

(n.) A knight in a cannibal village

Advice to 21 old self

If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.