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CAPS LOCK
(n.) the act of preventing Login Since 1980
Calculus
(n.) the art of crunching letters
Computer
(n.) A device which calculates how much time you spend on a porn site
Cash
(n.) Something six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild
Cultural Marxism
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Children
(n.) Small people whose ability to get into more trouble should never be underestimated
CNN
(abbr.) Corrupt National Network
Corrections Officer
(n.) Behavior Modification Therapist
Contract
(n.) An agreement to do something if nothing happens to prevent it
Connoisseur
(n.) A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything elaw
Cleavage
(n.) Something which excites disapproval in everyone but the audience
Courtesy
(n.) The art of yawning with your mouth closed.
Conscience
(n.) An inner voice that warns you somebody is watching
US Chemistry
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Canadian Applicant
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