(n.) Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong

(n.) A man with a big enough vocabulary to give the soup a different name every day

(n.) Someone who knows 101 ways to make love, but can’t get a date

(n.) Those at which other people beat you

(v.) Spending significant amount of time and money in order to live like a homeless person

(n.) An organized way of postponing a decision

(n.) Christians' effort to keep a roof over God’s head

(n.) Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist’s bills

(n.) A man who sees things as they are, not as they ought to be

(n.) Where everyone gets together to see who is falling apart

(n.) Nobody’s got nothin’, but everybody’s workin’

(n.) The other guy’s hobby

(n.) Fear in action