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Creditor

(n.) A man who has a better memory than a debtor

Car Pool

(n.) Complicated system of transportation where you always wind up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar

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Celebrity

(n.) A person whose name is in everything but the telephone book

Casserole

(n.) A method used by ingenious cooks to get rid of leftovers

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California

(n.) A western US state where by 30, their women have more plastic than your car

College

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Paradoxical

(v.) Being cross-eyed and dyslexic at the same time

Cargo

(n.) Something you transport by ship (also, see shipment)

CPR

(n.) An emergency exercise that helps concerned onlookers feel useful while the victim expires

Christmas

(n.) A traditional, cheery two-month festival that celebrates the joy of retail merchandise

Capital Punishment

(n.) Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong

Chef

(n.) A man with a big enough vocabulary to give the soup a different name every day

Consultant

(n.) Someone who knows 101 ways to make love, but can’t get a date