(n.) A man who has a better memory than a debtor

Common Sense

n. (kämən ˈsens) (1) A rare form of judgement in practical manners, only 1 in 50,000 are born with it; (2) Captain Obvious; (3) like a deodorant, the people who need it most, never use it.


(proper noun). The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead or plastic tree, eat candy out of socks, and listen 50's music.

Cell phone

(noun):  a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people


(n.) A muffin with low self esteem


(n.) Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night


(n.): A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary


(noun): unjust self-esteem reducer

Conference room

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on


(n.) someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it confusing


(n.) a place where people act differently than when they are alone


noun [con·clu·sion]: the state where you get tired of thinking

Children’s Paradox

If it tastes good, you can't have it. If it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.


(n.) the reason to wake up early in the morning


(n.) a life form with six or more legs and no brain