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College

(n.) see the venn diagram

Conference

(n.) The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Cleavage

(n.) Something which excites disapproval in everyone but the audience

Cavity

(n.) Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist’s bills

Civil servant

(n.) Someone who isn't civil and doesn't serve

Canned food

(n.) A knight in a cannibal village

Advice to 21 old self

If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.

Cargo

(n.) Something you transport by ship (also, see shipment)

Conclusion

noun [con·clu·sion]: the state where you get tired of thinking

Chopstick

(n.) a one pronged fork

CAPS LOCK

(n.) the act of preventing Login Since 1980

Cheerfulness

(n.) The art of concealing your true feelings

Jesus Christ

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Capsize

(n.) head measurement

Courtesy

(n.) The art of yawning with your mouth closed.