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Capital Punishment

(n.) Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong

Chef

(n.) A man with a big enough vocabulary to give the soup a different name every day

Consultant

(n.) Someone who knows 101 ways to make love, but can’t get a date

Childish Games

(n.) Those at which other people beat you

Cannonball

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Camping

(v.) Spending significant amount of time and money in order to live like a homeless person

Conference

(n.) An organized way of postponing a decision

Church

(n.) Christians' effort to keep a roof over God’s head

Cavity

(n.) Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist’s bills

Cynic

(n.) A man who sees things as they are, not as they ought to be

Class Reunion

(n.) Where everyone gets together to see who is falling apart

Coffee Shop

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Communism

(n.) Nobody’s got nothin’, but everybody’s workin’

Craze

(n.) The other guy’s hobby

Courage

(n.) Fear in action