(n.) A man who has a better memory than a debtor

(n.) Lazy person’s dog

(n.) Opposite of progress

(n.) An inner voice that warns you somebody is watching

(n.) An organized way of postponing a decision

(proper noun). The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead or plastic tree, eat candy out of socks, and listen 50's music.

(n.) Something that one has to get in order to get it.

(n.) The last chance for some women for a smoking hot body

(n.) A jobless person who shows executives how to work

(n.) the reason to wake up early in the morning

(n.) Legally distributed drug which makes you gain weight

(n.) A device which calculates how much time you spend on a porn site

(n.) A bit of tobacco with a fire at one end and a fool at the other

(n.) The ultimate conclusion of your internet research about your flu symptoms (see hypochondriac)