C

Cat

(n.) Lazy person’s dog

College

(n.) see the venn diagram

Jesus Christ

Image

Dad

(n.) see the venn diagram

Critical Race Theory

(phr.) White racism is everywhere and permanent. read more [....]

Cross-country

(n.) Favorite sport in Mexico

CNN

Clinton News Network

Multiple Choice

an exam with multiple guesses

Character vs. Reputation

Character is what you are; reputation is what others think you are

Committee

(n.) a life form with six or more legs and no brain

Coffee

(n.) the reason to wake up early in the morning

Children’s Paradox

If it tastes good, you can't have it. If it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

Conclusion

noun [con·clu·sion]: the state where you get tired of thinking

covfefe

Trump's definition of 'coverage', appeared in one of his tweets, claimed to be a typo (by him) use: "...negative press covfefe" read more [....]