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Court

(n.) A great place if you are asking questions rather than answering them

Cosmetics

(n.) A technique to prevent men from reading between the lines

CPR

(n.) An emergency exercise that helps concerned onlookers feel useful while the victim expires

Congratulation

(n.) The civility of envy

Campers

(n.) Nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes

Cleavage

(n.) Something which excites disapproval in everyone but the audience

Cavity

(n.) Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist’s bills

Canned food

(n.) A knight in a cannibal village

Advice to 21 old self

If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.

Cargo

(n.) Something you transport by ship (also, see shipment)

CAPS LOCK

(n.) the act of preventing Login Since 1980

Cheerfulness

(n.) The art of concealing your true feelings

Courtesy

(n.) The art of yawning with your mouth closed.

Church

(n.) Christians' effort to keep a roof over God’s head

Chocolate shake

(n.) a black man with Parkinson disease