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CAPS LOCK

(n.) the act of preventing Login Since 1980

Calculus

(n.) the art of crunching letters

Computer

(n.) A device which calculates how much time you spend on a porn site

Cash

(n.) Something six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild

Children

(n.) Small people whose ability to get into more trouble should never be underestimated

CNN

(abbr.) Corrupt National Network

Corrections Officer

(n.) Behavior Modification Therapist

Contract

(n.) An agreement to do something if nothing happens to prevent it

Connoisseur

(n.) A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything elaw

Cleavage

(n.) Something which excites disapproval in everyone but the audience

Courtesy

(n.) The art of yawning with your mouth closed.

Conscience

(n.) An inner voice that warns you somebody is watching

US Chemistry

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Canadian Applicant

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