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Cell phone

(noun):  a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people

Committee

(n.) a life form with six or more legs and no brain

Computer

(n.) Online shopping device

Cupcake

(n.) A muffin with low self esteem

Character vs. Reputation

Character is what you are; reputation is what others think you are

Calories

(n.) Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night

Multiple Choice

an exam with multiple guesses

Committee

(n.): A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary

CNN

Clinton News Network

Criticism

(noun): unjust self-esteem reducer

Cross-country

(n.) Favorite sport in Mexico

Conference room

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on

Critical Race Theory

(phr.) White racism is everywhere and permanent. read more [....]

Consultant

(n.) someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it confusing