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Creditor
(n.) A man who has a better memory than a debtor
Common Sense
n. (kämən ˈsens) (1) A rare form of judgement in practical manners, only 1 in 50,000 are born with it; (2) Captain Obvious; (3) like a deodorant, the people who need it most, never use it.
Christmas
(proper noun). The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead or plastic tree, eat candy out of socks, and listen 50's music.
Cell phone
(noun): a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people
Cupcake
(n.) A muffin with low self esteem
Calories
(n.) Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night
Committee
(n.): A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary
Criticism
(noun): unjust self-esteem reducer
Conference room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on
Consultant
(n.) someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it confusing
Crowd
(n.) a place where people act differently than when they are alone
Conclusion
noun [con·clu·sion]: the state where you get tired of thinking
Children’s Paradox
If it tastes good, you can't have it. If it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.
Coffee
(n.) the reason to wake up early in the morning
Committee
(n.) a life form with six or more legs and no brain