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Confidence

(n.) The feeling you have before you understand the situation

Congratulation

(n.) The civility of envy

Chaos

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Oh crap

(eup.) Your only response to “I love you” until you are 25

Claustrophobic

(adj.) A kind of people who are more productive thinking outside the box

Crazy

(adj.) Someone who has been in a very bad mood for 30 years

Chemotherapy

(n.) The most expensive haircut in the world

Cemetery

(n.) A place where everybody is dying to get into

Cremation

(n.) The last chance for some women for a smoking hot body

Chocolate shake

(n.) a black man with Parkinson disease

Canned food

(n.) A knight in a cannibal village

Court

(n.) A great place if you are asking questions rather than answering them

Common Sense

(phr.) If it works, don't fix it

North Caroline

(n.) a U.S. state that is slowly joining civilization

Construction

(n.) Something that never gets built on schedule or within budget