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Criticism

(noun): unjust self-esteem reducer

Cable TV

(n.) a complicated entertainment device wired with mile long cables to show you how many free channels you cannot watch without subscription

Oh crap

(eup.) Your only response to “I love you” until you are 25

Cookie

(n.) A tasty method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat

Cashflow

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Cross-country

(n.) Favorite sport in Mexico

North Caroline

(n.) a U.S. state that is slowly joining civilization

Corrections Officer

(n.) Behavior Modification Therapist

Coffee Shop

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Chicken

(n.) The only animal we eat before it is born and after it is dead

Construction

(n.) Something that never gets built on schedule or within budget

Caterpillar

(n.) Upholstered worm

Capital Punishment

(n.) Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong

Conference room

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on

Canadians

(n.) Americans without manners