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Calories

(n.) Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night

Childhood

(n.) time you didn’t have to be drunk to make stupid decisions

Crazy

(adj.) Someone who has been in a very bad mood for 30 years

Multiple Choice

an exam with multiple guesses

Connecticut

(n.) A bedroom state for NYC and Boston whites

Children

(n.) Small people whose ability to get into more trouble should never be underestimated

Classic novel

(n.) A book which people praise, but seldom read.

Can I Help With Dinner?

(phr.) Why isn't it already on the table?

Committee

(n.): A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary

Cannibal

(n.) someone who’s fed up with people

Claustrophobic

(adj.) A kind of people who are more productive thinking outside the box

CNN

Clinton News Network

Cheerios

(n.) Donut seeds

CNN

(abbr.) Corrupt National Network

Compromise

(n.) The art of slicing a cake in such a way that everyone believes they received the biggest piece.