C

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C

Coffee

(n.) the reason to wake up early in the morning

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C

Chocolate

(n.) Legally distributed drug which makes you gain weight

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C

Computer

(n.) A device which calculates how much time you spend on a porn site

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C

Cigarette

(n.) A bit of tobacco with a fire at one end and a fool at the other

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C

Cancer

(n.) The ultimate conclusion of your internet research about your flu symptoms (see hypochondriac)

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C

Corkscrew

(n.) a device used to start a social interaction

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US Chemistry

See Venn Diagram

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C

Camping

(v.) Spending significant amount of time and money in order to live like a homeless person

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C

Cell phone

(noun):  a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people

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C

Corporation

(n.) An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility

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C

Cemetery

(n.) A place where everybody is dying to get into

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C

Conservative

(n.) A liberal who has just been mugged

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College

video

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C

Committee

(n.) a life form with six or more legs and no brain

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C

California

(n.) United States version of Mexico

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