(n.) A territory bounded on all sides by the United States of America

(n.) A place where public opinion can’t even be expressed privately

(n.) When your doctor calls in a consulting physician

(n.) A collector of old magazines

(n.) A changeable seat cover

(n.) What helps a person gain weight more slowly

(n.) The art of letting someone else have your own way

(n.) A dictator’s authority for crime and public’s excuse for failure

(n.) Something that lengthens your mileage, diminishes your gas, and strengthens your vulgar vocabulary

(n.) When you are sure you are right and then ask your wife

(n.) A substance that, when injected into a guinea pig, produces a scientific paper

(n.) Mud with the juice squeezed out