(n.) A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels

(n.) A person who thinks twice before saying nothing

(n.) Last official meal of the day which is responsible for the 95% of your weight

(n.) A physician’s forecast of the disease by the patient’s pulse and purse

(n.) A job-hunting license

(n.) The poor man’s divorce

(n.) Something easy to figure out. The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

(n.) A changeable seat cover for babies and seniors

(n.) The penalty for exceeding the weight limit

(n.) The roughest distance between two points.

(n.) The most capitalist month of the year

(n.) An animal that is half a dog high by a dog and a half long

(n.) A brief period of starvation followed by a gain of ten pounds

(n.) A governing system where everything that isn’t forbidden is obligatory

(n.) One of the hardest substances known to man – especially the payments