(phr.) anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac

(n.) The sure answer of the following math question: Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 29. What does he have now?

(n.) Last official meal of the day which is responsible for the 95% of your weight

(n.) a domesticated animal who thinks exclusively in exclamation points and question marks

(v.) Sleeping with a long term commitment

(n.) Something Canadians do to watch the hockey game during sex

(n.) Something you make by mistake

(n.) The only place where success comes before work

(adj.) An officer with a map in the combat zone

(n.) A form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves

(phr.) Continuing from somebody else's saved game

(n.) Thinking that everyone your age is older than you

(n.) Terminally inconvenienced

(n.) a governing system where voters choose who to blame