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Diaphragm

(n.) A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels

Dictatorship

(n.) A place where public opinion can’t even be expressed privately

District of Columbia

(n.) A territory bounded on all sides by the United States of America

Don’t try this at home

(phr.) (1) A dangerous act that you can get hurt; (2) Try this at a friend’s house instead

Dead

(n.) Terminally inconvenienced

Doubles

(n.) A tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing

Geek vs. Nerd vs. Dork

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Dinner

(n.) Last official meal of the day which is responsible for the 95% of your weight

Discretion

(n.) When you are sure you are right and then ask your wife

Delusion

(adj.) When you’re happily married but your spouse isn’t.

Dachshund

(n.) An animal that is half a dog high by a dog and a half long

That’s Interesting, Dear

Are you still talking?

Denial

(n.) Thinking that everyone your age is older than you

Debt

(n.) The certain outcome of an uncertain income

Democrats

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