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Dancing

(v.) a vertical expression of a horizontal desire

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Dating a Single Mother

(phr.) Continuing from somebody else's saved game

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Dad

(n.) see the venn diagram

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Driving standards

(phr.) anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac

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Diarrhea

(n.) the fear of farting

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Democratic Party

Establishment’s Blue Team which has 90% similarity to the Red Team (establishment’s other team) Also see: Republican Party

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Can I Help With Dinner?

(phr.) Why isn't it already on the table?

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Democratic Party

(n.) A party of American underachievers that keep electing people nobody likes

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Dream

(n.) The only place you can travel anywhere without money

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Dawn

(n.) the time period when we have finally reasons to go to bed

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Balance diet

(n.) Hamburger in one hand, hot-dog in the other

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Dangerous

(adj.) An officer with a map in the combat zone

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Diet soda

(n.) a drink you buy at a store to go with a bag of potato chips (see light beer)

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Dinosaur

(n.) Someone who was born before the internet

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North Dakota

(n.) a state which is protecting South Dakota from Canada

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