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Dream Boyfriend
(phr.) a relative description which changes from time to time Ages 10-13: Guy with hair resembling lead singer Ages 17-23: Guy who plays in a band Ages 30+: Guy who text you back
Diversity
(n.) Anything but white, male, straight, hardworking, educated, competent, civilized, and smart.
Donald Trump
President Toddler
Dessert
(n.) a food group which is not meant to be shared
Do what you want?
You’ll pay for this later
Balance diet
(n.) Hamburger in one hand, hot-dog in the other
Democratic Party
Establishment’s Blue Team which has 90% similarity to the Red Team (establishment’s other team) Also see: Republican Party
That’s Interesting, Dear
Are you still talking?
Don’t try this at home
(phr.) (1) A dangerous act that you can get hurt; (2) Try this at a friend’s house instead
Dog
n. (1) four-legged, domesticated mammal with full animal rights. Smarter than cats, less smarter than monkeys, elephants, and whales; (2) Best friend for the lonely people, and families with kids and SUV; (3) Number#1 pet in the U.S.
Dork
n.( dôrk): someone who is slow-witted and socially-inept, completely fails to get really cool stuff. If the dork is aware that they are a dork, then it’s funny. If not, then it’s painful to watch. Often confused with Nerd and Geek but they are not the same. Dorks are at the bottom of the GND hierarchy.