(n.) An animal that is half a dog high by a dog and a half long

(n.) A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels

(adj.) When you’re happily married but your spouse isn’t.

(n.) The certain outcome of an uncertain income

(n.) Thinking that everyone your age is older than you

(n.) The sure answer of the following math question: Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 29. What does he have now?

(n.) A dictator’s authority for crime and public’s excuse for failure

(n.) The most capitalist month of the year

(n.) Future tense of marriage

(v.) a vertical expression of a horizontal desire

(phr.) Continuing from somebody else's saved game

(phr.) anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac