(n.) What helps a person gain weight more slowly

(n.) The art of letting someone else have your own way

(n.) A dictator’s authority for crime and public’s excuse for failure

(n.) Something that lengthens your mileage, diminishes your gas, and strengthens your vulgar vocabulary

(n.) When you are sure you are right and then ask your wife

(n.) A substance that, when injected into a guinea pig, produces a scientific paper

(n.) Mud with the juice squeezed out

(n.) A woman’s idea of a stepping stone to success

(n.) A statement intended to put a word in its place

(n.) Things you buy that last longer than the payments

(n.) A self-madman

(n.) The certain outcome of an uncertain income

(n.) Future tense of marriage

(n.) A tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing