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Driving standards

(phr.) anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac

Diabetes

(n.) The sure answer of the following math question: Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 29. What does he have now?

Dinner

(n.) Last official meal of the day which is responsible for the 95% of your weight

Dog

(n.) a domesticated animal who thinks exclusively in exclamation points and question marks

Dying

(v.) Sleeping with a long term commitment

Doggystyle

(n.) Something Canadians do to watch the hockey game during sex

Discovery

(n.) Something you make by mistake

Dictionary

(n.) The only place where success comes before work

Dangerous

(adj.) An officer with a map in the combat zone

Democracy

(n.) A form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves

Can I Help With Dinner?

(phr.) Why isn't it already on the table?

Dating a Single Mother

(phr.) Continuing from somebody else's saved game

Denial

(n.) Thinking that everyone your age is older than you

Dead

(n.) Terminally inconvenienced

Democracy

(n.) a governing system where voters choose who to blame