D

District of Columbia

(n.) A territory bounded on all sides by the United States of America

Dictatorship

(n.) A place where public opinion can’t even be expressed privately

Double Jeopardy

(n.) When your doctor calls in a consulting physician

Dentist

(n.) A collector of old magazines

Diaper

(n.) A changeable seat cover

Diet

(n.) What helps a person gain weight more slowly

Diplomacy

(n.) The art of letting someone else have your own way

Destiny

(n.) A dictator’s authority for crime and public’s excuse for failure

Detour

(n.) Something that lengthens your mileage, diminishes your gas, and strengthens your vulgar vocabulary

Bad Day

Video

Discretion

(n.) When you are sure you are right and then ask your wife

Drug

(n.) A substance that, when injected into a guinea pig, produces a scientific paper

Dirt

(n.) Mud with the juice squeezed out