(v.) a vertical expression of a horizontal desire

Dating a Single Mother

(phr.) Continuing from somebody else's saved game


(n.) see the venn diagram

Driving standards

(phr.) anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac


(n.) the fear of farting

Democratic Party

Establishment’s Blue Team which has 90% similarity to the Red Team (establishment’s other team) Also see: Republican Party

Can I Help With Dinner?

(phr.) Why isn't it already on the table?

Democratic Party

(n.) A party of American underachievers that keep electing people nobody likes


(n.) The only place you can travel anywhere without money


(n.) the time period when we have finally reasons to go to bed

Balance diet

(n.) Hamburger in one hand, hot-dog in the other


(adj.) An officer with a map in the combat zone

Diet soda

(n.) a drink you buy at a store to go with a bag of potato chips (see light beer)


(n.) Someone who was born before the internet

North Dakota

(n.) a state which is protecting South Dakota from Canada