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Desertion

(n.) The poor man’s divorce

Discovery

(n.) Something you make by mistake

Dirt

(n.) Mud with the juice squeezed out

Disneyland

(n.) A kid trap operated by a mouse

Diploma

(n.) A job-hunting license

Doggystyle

(n.) Something Canadians do to watch the hockey game during sex

Drug

(n.) A substance that, when injected into a guinea pig, produces a scientific paper

Diamond

(n.) One of the hardest substances known to man – especially the payments

Diagnosis

(n.) A physician’s forecast of the disease by the patient’s pulse and purse

Dying

(v.) Sleeping with a long term commitment

Bad Day

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Dictatorship

(n.) A governing system where everything that isn’t forbidden is obligatory

Dictatorship

(n.) A place where public opinion can’t even be expressed privately