(n.) A brief period of starvation followed by a gain of ten pounds

(n.) A tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing

(n.) A person who thinks twice before saying nothing

(n.) A physician’s forecast of the disease by the patient’s pulse and purse

(n.) A job-hunting license

(n.) The poor man’s divorce

(n.) Something easy to figure out. The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

(n.) A changeable seat cover for babies and seniors

(n.) The penalty for exceeding the weight limit

(n.) The roughest distance between two points.

(n.) The most capitalist month of the year

(n.) An animal that is half a dog high by a dog and a half long

(n.) The certain outcome of an uncertain income

(n.) A governing system where everything that isn’t forbidden is obligatory

(n.) One of the hardest substances known to man – especially the payments