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DIY

(abbr.) Destroy It Yourself

Disneyland

(n.) A kid trap operated by a mouse

Doctor

(n.) A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

Diploma

(n.) A job-hunting license

Democracy

(n.) a governing system where the tail wags the dog

Doggystyle

(n.) Something Canadians do to watch the hockey game during sex

Drug

(n.) A substance that, when injected into a guinea pig, produces a scientific paper

Debugging

(v.) being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer

Diamond

(n.) One of the hardest substances known to man – especially the payments

Dork

n.( dôrk): someone who is slow-witted and socially-inept, completely fails to get really cool stuff. If the dork is aware that they are a dork, then it’s funny. If not, then it’s painful to watch. Often confused with Nerd and Geek but they are not the same. Dorks are at the bottom of the  GND hierarchy.

Dessert

(n.) the reason for finishing your meal quickly

Diagnosis

(n.) A physician’s forecast of the disease by the patient’s pulse and purse

Diversity

(n.) Anyone but white, male, straight, hardworking, educated, competent, civilized, and smart.