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Diaphragm

(n.) A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels

Dancing

(v.) a vertical expression of a horizontal desire

Dating a Single Mother

(phr.) Continuing from somebody else's saved game

Divorce

(n.) Future tense of marriage

Dad

(n.) see the venn diagram

Driving standards

(phr.) anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac

Diplomacy

(n.) The art of letting someone else have your own way

Diarrhea

(n.) the fear of farting

Detour

(n.) The roughest distance between two points.

Democratic Party

Establishment’s Blue Team which has 90% similarity to the Red Team (establishment’s other team) Also see: Republican Party

Can I Help With Dinner?

(phr.) Why isn't it already on the table?

Dictator

(n.) A self-madman

Democratic Party

(n.) A party of American underachievers that keep electing people nobody likes

Dream

(n.) The only place you can travel anywhere without money

Diet

(n.) What helps a person gain weight more slowly