(n.) a governing system where the tail wags the dog

(n.) Something Canadians do to watch the hockey game during sex

(n.) A substance that, when injected into a guinea pig, produces a scientific paper

(v.) being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer

(n.) One of the hardest substances known to man – especially the payments

n.( dôrk): someone who is slow-witted and socially-inept, completely fails to get really cool stuff. If the dork is aware that they are a dork, then it’s funny. If not, then it’s painful to watch. Often confused with Nerd and Geek but they are not the same. Dorks are at the bottom of the  GND hierarchy.

(n.) the reason for finishing your meal quickly

(n.) A physician’s forecast of the disease by the patient’s pulse and purse

(n.) Anyone but white, male, straight, hardworking, educated, competent, civilized, and smart.

(v.) Sleeping with a long term commitment

(v.) wishful thinking

(n.) A governing system where everything that isn’t forbidden is obligatory

(n.) A place where public opinion can’t even be expressed privately