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Democracy
(n.) a governing system where the tail wags the dog
Doggystyle
(n.) Something Canadians do to watch the hockey game during sex
Drug
(n.) A substance that, when injected into a guinea pig, produces a scientific paper
Debugging
(v.) being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer
Diamond
(n.) One of the hardest substances known to man – especially the payments
Discrimination
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Dork
n.( dôrk): someone who is slow-witted and socially-inept, completely fails to get really cool stuff. If the dork is aware that they are a dork, then it’s funny. If not, then it’s painful to watch. Often confused with Nerd and Geek but they are not the same. Dorks are at the bottom of the GND hierarchy.
Dessert
(n.) the reason for finishing your meal quickly
Diagnosis
(n.) A physician’s forecast of the disease by the patient’s pulse and purse
Diversity
(n.) Anyone but white, male, straight, hardworking, educated, competent, civilized, and smart.
Dying
(v.) Sleeping with a long term commitment
Bad Day
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Dieting
(v.) wishful thinking
Dictatorship
(n.) A governing system where everything that isn’t forbidden is obligatory
Dictatorship
(n.) A place where public opinion can’t even be expressed privately