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Experience

(n.) The name adults give to their mistakes

Engagement

The time a girl takes until she finds out if she can do any better.

Engagement

(n.) A period in which a guy is placed in solitaire confinement

Ham and Eggs

(n.) A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig

Etiquette

(n.) The noise you don’t make while eating soup

Education

(n.) Forcing abstract ideas into concrete heads

Etiquette

(n.) Learning to yawn with your mouth closed

Entrepreneur

(n.) The title of the unemployed

Executive

(n.) The art of getting the credit for all the hard work that somebody else does

Eccentric

(adj.) A person who is too rich to be called crazy

Editor

(n.) One who makes a long story short

Elderly

(n.) Someone who’s body gets shorter and anecdotes get longer

Executive

(n.) An under-worked, over-paid person who is in over their head

Experience

(n.) What you get from being inexperienced