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Elections

(n) The illusion of democratic participation

Experience

(n.) The name adults give to their mistakes

Europe

map

Engagement

(n.) A period in which a guy is placed in solitaire confinement

Essay

(n.) Ten page explanation of one paragraph story

Executive

(n.) An under-worked, over-paid person who is in over their head

Earth

(n.) a terrible planet with one star ratings

Ham and Eggs

(n.) A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig

Efficiency

Having to wear layers and layers of clothes because they don't fit in your luggage

Experience

(n.) What you get from being inexperienced

Economic Plan

(n.) A financial program whose implementation is directly proportional to its impracticality

Etiquette

(n.) The noise you don’t make while eating soup

Etc.

(abbr.) Enough said.

Employment Agency

(n.) The place where people are put in their place

Existentialism

(n.) A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle