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Etiquette

(n.) The noise you don’t make while eating soup

Etc.

(abbr.) Enough said.

Employment Agency

(n.) The place where people are put in their place

Existentialism

(n.) A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle

Education

(n.) Forcing abstract ideas into concrete heads

Electrician

(n.) A person who fixes mistakes made by Contractors

Emmanuel Macron

(n.) Millennial French president who's running France with his mother

Elvis Presley

(n.) The person who started the bad hair movement

Etiquette

(n.) Learning to yawn with your mouth closed

Eternity

(n.) The last 2 minutes of the NBA final game

Exercise

video

Elevator sex

(n.) an immoral activity which is wrong on so many levels

Entrepreneur

(n.) The title of the unemployed

Exercise

(v.) Walking up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase

Education

(n.) A progressive discovery of our own ignorance