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Evacuation Plan

(n.) Run!

Egotistic

(adj.) A state where you google “who gives a shit” and not finding your name on the list

Escape

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Elevator sex

(n.) an immoral activity which is wrong on so many levels

Elvis Presley

(n.) The person who started the bad hair movement

Economic Plan

(n.)  Something which implementation is directly proportional to its impracticality

Existentialism

(n.) A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle

Earth

(n.) a terrible planet with one start ratings

Europe

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Experience

(n.) something you need the most when you don’t have it

Extroverted Engineer

(n.) a technical person who looks at your shoes when he talks to you

Exactly

(adv) ultimate sarcasm read more [....]

Eternity

(n.) The last 2 minutes of the NBA final because of commercials

Exercise

(v.) Walking up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase