(n.) The name adults give to their mistakes

The time a girl takes until she finds out if she can do any better.

(n.) A period in which a guy is placed in solitaire confinement

(n.) The noise you don’t make while eating soup

(n.) Forcing abstract ideas into concrete heads

(n.) Learning to yawn with your mouth closed

(n.) The title of the unemployed

(n.) The art of getting the credit for all the hard work that somebody else does

(adj.) A person who is too rich to be called crazy

(n.) One who makes a long story short

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(n.) Someone who’s body gets shorter and anecdotes get longer

(n.) An under-worked, over-paid person who is in over their head

(n.) What you get from being inexperienced