(n.) Run!

(adj.) A state where you google “who gives a shit” and not finding your name on the list

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(n.) an immoral activity which is wrong on so many levels

(n.) The person who started the bad hair movement

(n.)  Something which implementation is directly proportional to its impracticality

(n.) A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle

(n.) a terrible planet with one start ratings

(n.) something you need the most when you don’t have it

(n.) a technical person who looks at your shoes when he talks to you

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(n.) The last 2 minutes of the NBA final because of commercials

(v.) Walking up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase