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Ham and Eggs

(n.) A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig

Experience

(n.) What you get from being inexperienced

Economic Plan

(n.) A financial program whose implementation is directly proportional to its impracticality

Etiquette

(n.) The noise you don’t make while eating soup

Employment Agency

(n.) The place where people are put in their place

Existentialism

(n.) A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle

Education

(n.) Forcing abstract ideas into concrete heads

Emmanuel Macron

(n.) Millennial French president who's running France with his mother

Elvis Presley

(n.) The person who started the bad hair movement

Etiquette

(n.) Learning to yawn with your mouth closed

Exercise

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Elevator sex

(n.) an immoral activity which is wrong on so many levels

Entrepreneur

(n.) The title of the unemployed

Education

(n.) A progressive discovery of our own ignorance

Escape

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