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Experience
(n.) The name adults give to their mistakes
Engagement
The time a girl takes until she finds out if she can do any better.
Engagement
(n.) A period in which a guy is placed in solitaire confinement
Ham and Eggs
(n.) A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig
Etiquette
(n.) The noise you don’t make while eating soup
Education
(n.) Forcing abstract ideas into concrete heads
Etiquette
(n.) Learning to yawn with your mouth closed
Entrepreneur
(n.) The title of the unemployed
Executive
(n.) The art of getting the credit for all the hard work that somebody else does
Eccentric
(adj.) A person who is too rich to be called crazy
Editor
(n.) One who makes a long story short
Expert Testimony
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Elderly
(n.) Someone who’s body gets shorter and anecdotes get longer
Executive
(n.) An under-worked, over-paid person who is in over their head
Experience
(n.) What you get from being inexperienced