(phr.) No extra charge for the fat

(adj.) bullshitting without consequence

(adj.) the state of being fucking ugly

(n.) A dying industry

(n.) ATM machine

(n.) Having all your children while their grandparents are still young enough to be babysitters

(n.) Seven-year old in dog years

(n.) Useless information placed where you can skip it.

(letter) The only difference between a Politician and a Flying Pig

(n.) An author’s apology

(phr.) Brace yourself! You’re just about to be chastised.

(n.) Salvation through perspiration

(n.) A container for dead batteries (see remote control)