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Let’s just stay friends
(euphemism): Never talk again
Fat free
(phr.) No extra charge for the fat
Fishing
(v.) A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end
Fraud
(n.) Law Dictionary Definition of Clinton Foundation
Flight Attendant
(n.) Someone who works in a high speed metal tube by serving junk food and collecting trash
Freelance
(n.) An unemployment collection method
Friends
(n.) enemies who haven't shown their true faces yet
Father in Law
(n.) A priest with a Law Degree
Virtual jail where you wonder around, waste time, post pictures, write on walls, and get poked by guys you don’t really know
Futuristic
(adj.) bullshitting without consequence
Florida
(n.) God's waiting room
Ford
(n.) The reason you buy Toyota
Fireworks Salesman
(n.) Someone who shows you innovative ways to burn money in the spirit of patriotism
Failed Mission
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True friendship
(n.) a social bond which is built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans