(phr.) No extra charge for the fat
(adj.) bullshitting without consequence
(adj.) the state of being fucking ugly
(n.) A dying industry
(n.) ATM machine
(n.) Having all your children while their grandparents are still young enough to be babysitters
(n.) Seven-year old in dog years
(n.) Useless information placed where you can skip it.
Parents talent competition
(letter) The only difference between a Politician and a Flying Pig
(n.) An author’s apology
(phr.) Brace yourself! You’re just about to be chastised.
(n.) Salvation through perspiration
(n.) A container for dead batteries (see remote control)