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Futuristic

(adj.) bullshitting without consequence

Fat free

(phr.) No extra charge for the fat

Freudian Slip

(phr.) An expression where you say one thing but mean your mother

Freelance

(n.) An unemployment collection method

Fat

(n.) Energy gone to waist

Fine Print

(n.) A clause for suspicion

Footnotes

(n.) Acknowledgment of plagiarism

Financial Wizard

(n.) A person who can earn money faster than you can spend it

Foreword

(n.) An author’s apology

Farmer

(n.) The only man who can lose money every year, live well, educate his children, and then die rich

Courtesy

(n.) Acceptable hypocrisy