F

Funcle

(n.) like uncle, more fun

Facebook

(n.) A social media platform for grandparents

Final Exam

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Let’s just stay friends

(euphemism): Never talk again

Fraud

(n.) Law Dictionary Definition of Clinton Foundation

Facebook

Virtual jail where you wonder around, waste time, post pictures, write on walls, and get poked by guys you don’t really know

Ford

(n.) The reason you buy Toyota

Friend

(n.) someone who knows all about you and still loves you

Fox News

(n.) Retirees’ entertainment device

Friendship

The state of being friends which is like wine; the older it gets, the better it is

Focus

(v.) the term your boss uses when he’s annoyed with you

Fugly

(adj.) the state of being fucking ugly

Father

(n.) ATM machine

Science Fair

Parents talent competition

Fruit Loops

(n.) Gay Cheerios