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Futuristic
(adj.) bullshitting without consequence
Fat free
(phr.) No extra charge for the fat
Fitness
(n.) Salvation through perspiration
Footnote
(n.) Useless information placed where you can skip it.
Fettuccine Alfredo
(n.) Macaroni and cheese for adults
Free Delivery
(n.) Pedophiles favorite part about Halloween
Foreign Aid
(n.) The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries
Father in Law
(n.) A priest with a Law Degree
Future
(n.) A timeframe similar to the past except you die in it
Fish
(n.) An animal that grows the fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends
Father’s Day
(n.) the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of milkmen, tv repair guys, and poolboys
Fsh
(n.) A fish with no eyes
Foosball
(n.) A combination of soccer and shish kabobs
Freedom of Marriage
(n.) The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases
Family Planning
(n.) Having all your children while their grandparents are still young enough to be babysitters