(n.) like uncle, more fun

(n.) A social media platform for grandparents

(n.) Law Dictionary Definition of Clinton Foundation

Virtual jail where you wonder around, waste time, post pictures, write on walls, and get poked by guys you don’t really know

(n.) The reason you buy Toyota

(n.) someone who knows all about you and still loves you

(n.) Retirees’ entertainment device

The state of being friends which is like wine; the older it gets, the better it is

(v.) the term your boss uses when he’s annoyed with you

(adj.) the state of being fucking ugly

(n.) ATM machine

(n.) Gay Cheerios