(n.) A military unit that possess tanks with rear-view mirrors to see the battlefield.

(n.) A country where people like to eat cheese and surrender in wars

(v.) Most fun stuff during your teenage years

(n.) Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza

(letter) The only difference between a Politician and a Flying Pig

(n.) A dying industry

(n.) A day of the week everybody looks forward to

(n.) The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy"

(adj.) bullshitting without consequence

(phr.) No extra charge for the fat

(n.) an amphibian with edible legs

(n.) Tourists, Senior Citizens, Rednecks, and Humidity

(n.) Largest shelf teenagers own

(n.) A container for dead batteries (see remote control)