(n.) An animal that grows the fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends

(n.) Thirty minutes of begging

(n.) Energy gone to waist

(n.) A timeframe similar to the past except you die in it

(phr.) No extra charge for the fat

(v.) A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end

(n.) Someone who works in a high speed metal tube by serving junk food and collecting trash

(n.) An unemployment collection method

(n.) A priest with a Law Degree

(adj.) bullshitting without consequence

(n.) God's waiting room

(n.) Someone who shows you innovative ways to burn money in the spirit of patriotism

(n.) The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries