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French Army

(n.) A military unit that possess tanks with rear-view mirrors to see the battlefield.

France

(n.) A country where people like to eat cheese and surrender in wars

Forbidden

(v.) Most fun stuff during your teenage years

Ass Family

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Friendship

(n.) Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza

F

(letter) The only difference between a Politician and a Flying Pig

Funeral

(n.) A dying industry

Friday

(n.) A day of the week everybody looks forward to

Family secret

(n.) The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy"

Futuristic

(adj.) bullshitting without consequence

Fat free

(phr.) No extra charge for the fat

Frog

(n.) an amphibian with edible legs

Florida

(n.) Tourists, Senior Citizens, Rednecks, and Humidity

Floor

(n.) Largest shelf teenagers own

Flashlight

(n.) A container for dead batteries (see remote control)