F

Let’s just stay friends

(euphemism): Never talk again

Fat free

(phr.) No extra charge for the fat

Fishing

(v.) A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end

Fraud

(n.) Law Dictionary Definition of Clinton Foundation

Flight Attendant

(n.) Someone who works in a high speed metal tube by serving junk food and collecting trash

Freelance

(n.) An unemployment collection method

Friends

(n.) enemies who haven't shown their true faces yet

Father in Law

(n.) A priest with a Law Degree

Facebook

Virtual jail where you wonder around, waste time, post pictures, write on walls, and get poked by guys you don’t really know

Futuristic

(adj.) bullshitting without consequence

Florida

(n.) God's waiting room

Ford

(n.) The reason you buy Toyota

Fireworks Salesman

(n.) Someone who shows you innovative ways to burn money in the spirit of patriotism

True friendship

(n.) a social bond which is built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans