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Fruit Loops

(n.) Gay Cheerios

Friendship

(n.) Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza

Financial Wizard

(n.) A person who can earn money faster than you can spend it

Flabbergasted

(adj.) Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained

Foosball

(n.) A combination of soccer and shish kabobs

Family Vacation

(n.) A time for you to remember why your family never spends any time together (see Christmas)

Forger

(n.) One who made a name for himself

Food

(n.) the only reason you leave the house

Forbidden

(v.) Most fun stuff during your teenage years

Fireman

(n.) Glorified pole-dancer

Fsh

(n.) A fish with no eyes

Florida

(n.) Tourists, Senior Citizens, Rednecks, and Humidity

Four Wheel Drive (FWD)

(n.) A vehicle type with which you can get stuck in more inaccessible places

Funcle

(n.) like uncle, more fun