(adj.) bullshitting without consequence

(phr.) No extra charge for the fat

(n.) Salvation through perspiration

(n.) Useless information placed where you can skip it.

(n.) Macaroni and cheese for adults

(n.) Pedophiles favorite part about Halloween

(n.) The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries

(n.) A priest with a Law Degree

(n.) A timeframe similar to the past except you die in it

(n.) An animal that grows the fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends

(n.) the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of milkmen, tv repair guys, and poolboys

(n.) A fish with no eyes

(n.) A combination of soccer and shish kabobs

(n.) The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases

(n.) Having all your children while their grandparents are still young enough to be babysitters