(n.) Gay Cheerios

(n.) Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza

(n.) A person who can earn money faster than you can spend it

(adj.) Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained

(n.) A combination of soccer and shish kabobs

(n.) A time for you to remember why your family never spends any time together (see Christmas)

(n.) One who made a name for himself

(n.) the only reason you leave the house

(v.) Most fun stuff during your teenage years

(n.) Glorified pole-dancer

(n.) A fish with no eyes

(n.) Tourists, Senior Citizens, Rednecks, and Humidity

(n.) A vehicle type with which you can get stuck in more inaccessible places

(n.) like uncle, more fun