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Fish

(n.) An animal that grows the fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends

Fashion

Image

Foreplay

(n.) Thirty minutes of begging

Fat

(n.) Energy gone to waist

Future

(n.) A timeframe similar to the past except you die in it

Fat free

(phr.) No extra charge for the fat

Fishing

(v.) A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end

Flight Attendant

(n.) Someone who works in a high speed metal tube by serving junk food and collecting trash

Freelance

(n.) An unemployment collection method

Father in Law

(n.) A priest with a Law Degree

Futuristic

(adj.) bullshitting without consequence

Florida

(n.) God's waiting room

Fireworks Salesman

(n.) Someone who shows you innovative ways to burn money in the spirit of patriotism

Foreign Aid

(n.) The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries