(v.) the term your boss uses when he’s annoyed with you

(n.) A place where you lose things alphabetically.

(phr.) An expression where you say one thing but mean your mother

(n.) the doctrine advocating ignorance, confrontation, irritation, and single life

(n.) Macaroni and cheese for adults

(adj.) the state of being fucking ugly

(n.) A dying industry

(n.) ATM machine

(n.) Having all your children while their grandparents are still young enough to be babysitters

(n.) Seven-year old in dog years

(n.) Useless information placed where you can skip it.

(letter) The only difference between a Politician and a Flying Pig

(n.) An author’s apology