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Geek vs. Nerd vs. Dork

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Garden

(n.) Something that dies if you don’t water it, and rots if you do

Grammar

(n.) Something white people use

Gang rape

(phr.) something 9 out of 10 people enjoy

God

(n.) The only hope to get a good grade for the final exam

Groan

(n.) An expression of appreciation for the horrible

Georgia

(n.) a state where people passive aggressively say “Bless your heart” and “Oh, honey”, instead of telling you’re acting like a dumbass

Grad School

(n.) A place to postpone adult responsibilities

Give you a heads up

(phr.) Something big and nasty is coming your way

Government

(n.) An entity that condemns gambling and promotes lottery numbers

Gum

(n.) Excitement relieving hair adhesive

Geek

n.( ɡēk): (1) someone who understands, creates and fixes really cool stuff; (2) the person you teased in school that ends up signing your paychecks. Often confused with Nerds but they are better than them. In fact, Geeks at the top of the (Geek/Nerd/Dork) GND hierarchy. See Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page.