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God

(n.) The only hope to get a good grade for the final exam

Gender Identity

(phr.) Pedophiles’ jail free card

Genetics

(n.) Jail free card for all of your flaws

Group Project

Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work

Grandparent

(n.) parent with a second chance

It’s a guy thing

There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical

George W. Bush

43rd President of the United States from 2001 to 2009 with highly questionable money resources, education, and intellect. Obama's best friend. Seen by some as the “Republican Carter.”

Geek

n.( ɡēk): (1) someone who understands, creates and fixes really cool stuff; (2) the person you teased in school that ends up signing your paychecks. Often confused with Nerds but they are better than them. In fact, Geeks at the top of the (Geek/Nerd/Dork) GND hierarchy. See Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page.