G

Garage

(n.) An attic on a lower level

Group Discussion

(n.) A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Goalkeeper

video

Gigolo

(n.) A fee-male

Great Britain

(n.) A place Americans go to appreciate their teeth

Grandparents

(n.) The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right

Genetic Engineering

(n.) Photoshop for life forms

Good Old Days

(phr.) A block of time which ended a week before you were hired

Genius

(n.) One who can do almost anything except make a living

Gourmet

(n.) A food fetishist