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Gigolo

(n.) A fee-male

Great Britain

(n.) A place Americans go to appreciate their teeth

Grandparents

(n.) The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right

Genetic Engineering

(n.) Photoshop for life forms

Good Old Days

(phr.) A block of time which ended a week before you were hired

Genius

(n.) One who can do almost anything except make a living

Gourmet

(n.) A food fetishist

Gifted Children

(n.) Unfortunate kids who couldn't hide their talents from overly ambitious parents

Government

(n.) An entity that condemns gambling and promotes lottery numbers

Groan

(n.) An expression of appreciation for the horrible

Garden

(n.) Something that dies if you don’t water it, and rots if you do

Groom

(n.) The adoption of an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore

Good girls

(n.) Bad girls who never got caught

Guest towel

(n.) A small square of non-absorbent fabric surrounded by waterproof embroidery.

Girdle

(n.) The difference between fact and figure