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Gourmet
(n.) A food fetishist
Gang rape
(phr.) something 9 out of 10 people enjoy
Grad School
(n.) A place to postpone adult responsibilities
Guilty
(adj.) A black man in a suit
Grandmother
(n.) Free baby sitter
Girdle
(n.) The difference between fact and figure
Golf
(n.) A long walk interrupted by disappointment and bad math
Great American
(phr.) What speakers call somebody when they can’t think of anything special to say.
Guest towel
(n.) A small square of non-absorbent fabric surrounded by waterproof embroidery.
Good girls
(n.) Bad girls who never got caught
Groom
(n.) The adoption of an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore
Garden
(n.) Something that dies if you don’t water it, and rots if you do
Groan
(n.) An expression of appreciation for the horrible
Government
(n.) An entity that condemns gambling and promotes lottery numbers
Gifted Children
(n.) Unfortunate kids who couldn't hide their talents from overly ambitious parents