G

Grad School

(n.) A place to postpone adult responsibilities

Gang rape

(phr.) something 9 out of 10 people enjoy

Ground beef

(n.) cow with no legs

GM

(n.) Global Misery

Grade

(n.) A reminder that you cannot disagree with your professor

Government

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Guy

(n.) Someone who reads the instructions when all else fails

Georgia

(n.) a state where people passive aggressively say “Bless your heart” and “Oh, honey”, instead of telling you’re acting like a dumbass

Google

(n.) a search engine which acts like a woman by not letting you finish your sentences without coming up with other suggestions

Gardener

(n.) a plant manager

Gossip

(n.) someone with a sense of rumor

Gum

(n.) Excitement relieving hair adhesive

Grammar

(n.) Something white people use

Groundhog Day

(n.) Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Fourth of July, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Fourth of July, Halloween, Thanksgiving, ……

Green

(n.) a contemporary environmental term which is specifically invented by rich people to impose extra taxes on poor people