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Grocery list

(n.) A list you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store

Gourmet

(n.) A food fetishist

Gardener

(n.) a plant manager

It’s a guy thing

There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical

Girdle

(n.) The difference between fact and figure

The Guy Paradox

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Good Old Days

(phr.) A block of time which ended a week before you were hired

Google

(n.) a search engine which acts like a woman by not letting you finish your sentences without coming up with other suggestions

Group Discussion

(n.) A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Grandparent

(n.) parent with a second chance

Golf

(n.) A long walk interrupted by disappointment and bad math

Gift card

(n.) a sign to show how much you don’t care

Genius

(n.) One who can do almost anything except make a living

Guy

(n.) Someone who reads the instructions when all else fails