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Genetics

(n.) Jail free card for all of your flaws

Gender Identity

(phr.) Pedophiles’ jail free card

Geek vs. Nerd vs. Dork

See the Venn Diagram

God

(n.) The only hope to get a good grade for the final exam

Give you a heads up

(phr.) Something big and nasty is coming your way

Geek

n.( ɡēk): (1) someone who understands, creates and fixes really cool stuff; (2) the person you teased in school that ends up signing your paychecks. Often confused with Nerds but they are better than them. In fact, Geeks at the top of the (Geek/Nerd/Dork) GND hierarchy. See Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page.

George W. Bush

(n.) Republican Carter who all of a sudden looked pretty good after Trump

It’s a guy thing

There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical

Grandparent

(n.) parent with a second chance

Group Project

Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work

Gettier problem

(n.) the state where you forget to put water in the coffee maker and stare at it for 10 minutes wondering as to why the magic machine wasn’t making coffee

Garage

(n.) An attic on a lower level

Group Discussion

(n.) A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on