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Georgia

(n.) a state where people passive aggressively say “Bless your heart” and “Oh, honey”, instead of telling you’re acting like a dumbass

Grad School

(n.) A place to postpone adult responsibilities

Give you a heads up

(phr.) Something big and nasty is coming your way

Government

(n.) An entity that condemns gambling and promotes lottery numbers

Gum

(n.) Excitement relieving hair adhesive

Geek

n.( ɡēk): (1) someone who understands, creates and fixes really cool stuff; (2) the person you teased in school that ends up signing your paychecks. Often confused with Nerds but they are better than them. In fact, Geeks at the top of the (Geek/Nerd/Dork) GND hierarchy. See Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page.

Guilty

(adj.) A black man in a suit

The Girl Paradox

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Gifted Children

(n.) Unfortunate kids who couldn't hide their talents from overly ambitious parents

Gossip

(n.) someone with a sense of rumor

George W. Bush

(n.) Republican Carter who all of a sudden looked pretty good after Trump

Grandmother

(n.) Free baby sitter