G

Gang rape

(phr.) something 9 out of 10 people enjoy

Groan

(n.) An expression of appreciation for the horrible

Georgia

(n.) a state where people passive aggressively say “Bless your heart” and “Oh, honey”, instead of telling you’re acting like a dumbass

Grad School

(n.) A place to postpone adult responsibilities

Government

(n.) An entity that condemns gambling and promotes lottery numbers

Guilty

(adj.) A black man in a suit

Gifted Children

(n.) Unfortunate kids who couldn't hide their talents from overly ambitious parents

Grandmother

(n.) Free baby sitter

Gourmet

(n.) A food fetishist

Gardener

(n.) a plant manager

Girdle

(n.) The difference between fact and figure