(n.) The winner's version of past events that people have decided to agree upon

(n.) Making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were

(n.) Flu Storage

(adj.) Sarcastic laugh

(n.) A compilation of junk blog posts and anti-white racist rants

(phr.) The only coherent sentence programmers can form

(n.) The fear of being caught

(n.) hair·dress·er: A magician who creates a hair style you can never duplicate

(n.) A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife’s permission to say so

Communist until you get rich; Feminist until you get married; Atheist until the plane starts falling

(n.) a necessary ingredient for disappointment

(n.) Vegetable companions