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Hangry
(adj.) When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry and frustrated, or both
Hunger
(n.) Something a good salesman and a good repairman will never face
Humility
(n.) The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how great you are
Headache
(n.) a physical symptom you feel when watching mainstream media
Honeymoon
(n.) The last vacation a man takes before starting to work for a new boss
Haircut
(n.) a human grooming activity for men, a life-and-death activity for women
Hunch
(n.) What you call an idea that you’re afraid is wrong
Husband
(n.) Someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house
Hilarious
(adj.) Something which becomes the fact after someone gets hurt. Before then it’s just funny.
Home Alone
video
Hijab
(n.) An Islamic dress code which represents oppression, male-domination, captivity, dependence, violence, intolerance, murder, pedophilia, and sexual perversion
Halloween
(n.) the only time kids are encouraged to take candy from strangers
Hospital Room
(n.) A place where friends of the patient go to talk to other friends of the patient
Hedonism
(n.) (1) Living like there’s no tomorrow; (2) not feeling guilty about anything. Also see, YOLO