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Hawaii

(n.) You’re not welcome but they’ll take your money

Homeless

(noun): residentially flexible individual

Hurricane

(n.) A synonym for women. They arive all wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them

Hypochondriac

(adj.) The result of a medical condition web search (see Cancer)

Hacked password

(phr.) time to rename your cat

Hypocrisy

(n.) the vaseline of social intercourse.

Hypocrisy

(n.) The state when a Jehovahs Witness doesn't celebrate Halloween because they don't like random people knocking on their doors.

Hospital

(n.) the first place you open your eyes after saying “watch this!”

Hipster

(n.) mainstream

hood

a transit oriented development wit section 8 housing & attitude that the democrats own

Home alone

(n.) Time to teach neighbors what a good music sounds like

Trump or Hillary

(phr.) The choice between top socket or bottom socket

Horse

(n.) Ancient Transportation Device

Henry David Thoreau

(n.) Original social-justice activist of its time

Hard Liquor

(n.) Necessary ingredient to make stupid mistakes