(n.) The winner's version of past events that people have decided to agree upon

(n.) Making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were

(n.) Flu Storage

(n.) A compilation of junk blog posts and anti-white racist rants

(n.) The fear of being caught

(n.) A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife’s permission to say so

(n.) Vegetable companions

(n.) A parked taxi with the meter running

(n.) A place where women curl up and dye

(n.) Tenured Boyfriend (also see Wife)

(n.) Something a good salesman and a good repairman will never face

(n.) The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how great you are