(n.) Someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house

(n.) The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how great you are

(n.) A parked taxi with the meter running

(n.) One who enjoys poor health, then complains of feeling better

(adj.) Something which becomes the fact after someone gets hurt. Before then it’s just funny.

(n.) A sandwich cut into 20 pieces

(n.) A person who listens attentively while she says nothing

(n.) An Islamic dress code which represents oppression, male-domination, captivity, dependence, violence, intolerance, murder, pedophilia, and sexual perversion

(n.) The last vacation a man takes before starting to work for a new boss

(n.) A place where women curl up and dye

(n.) A compilation of junk blog posts and anti-white racist rants

(n.) A million parts rotating rapidly around an oil leak waiting for metal fatigue to set in

(n.) One who couldn't run away and got trapped