(n.) place where you can look ugly & eat obnoxiously and enjoy it

(adj.) Sarcastic laugh

(n.) hair·dress·er: A magician who creates a hair style you can never duplicate

Communist until you get rich; Feminist until you get married; Atheist until the plane starts falling

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(adj.) When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry and frustrated, or both

(n.) a physical symptom you feel when watching mainstream media

(n.) Someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house

(n.) (1) Living like there’s no tomorrow; (2) not feeling guilty about anything. Also see, YOLO

(noun): residentially flexible individual

(adj.) The result of a medical condition web search (see Cancer)