(n.) Someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house

(n.) The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how great you are

(n.) A parked taxi with the meter running

(n.) A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife’s permission to say so

(n.) Flu Storage

(v.) A suspended sentence

(n.) Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up

(n.) An editor of yesterday’s news

(n.) A man’s man

(n.) A place where friends of the patient go to talk to other friends of the patient

(n.) What you call an idea that you’re afraid is wrong

(n.) Tenured Boyfriend (also see Wife)

(n.) Vegetable companions