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Hurricane

(n.) A synonym for women. They arive all wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them

Halloween

(n.) The main cause of Diabetes

Hilarious

(adj.) Something which becomes the fact after someone gets hurt. Before then it’s just funny.

Hunger

(n.) Something a good salesman and a good repairman will never face

Idiot

(n.) Something that you become if you make a mistake but if your wife makes the same mistake, she's only human

A clean house

(n.) the sign of a broken computer

Hospitality

(n.) Making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were

Hieroglyphics

(n.) Ancient emojis

Hawaii

(n.) You’re not welcome but they’ll take your money

Horse

(n.) Ancient Transportation Device

Hipster

(n.) mainstream

Hacked password

(phr.) time to rename your cat

Halloween

(n.) the only time kids are encouraged to take candy from strangers

Haircut

(n.) a human grooming activity for men, a life-and-death activity for women

Be humble

(phr.) You’re not that great