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Hollywood Stars

(n.) Miraculous transformation of 0.01% of high-school dropout busboys, waiters, waitresses, and low-budget porn movie actresses.

Hair Salon

(n.) A place where women curl up and dye

Be humble

(phr.) You’re not that great

Husband

(n.) Tenured Boyfriend (also see Wife)

Hangry

(adj.) When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry and frustrated, or both

Hunger

(n.) Something a good salesman and a good repairman will never face

Humility

(n.) The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how great you are

Headache

(n.) a physical symptom you feel when watching mainstream media

Honeymoon

(n.) The last vacation a man takes before starting to work for a new boss

Haircut

(n.) a human grooming activity for men, a life-and-death activity for women

Hunch

(n.) What you call an idea that you’re afraid is wrong

Husband

(n.) Someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house

Hilarious

(adj.) Something which becomes the fact after someone gets hurt. Before then it’s just funny.

Home Alone

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