H

Hate Crime

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History

(n.) The winner's version of past events that people have decided to agree upon

Hospitality

(n.) Making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were

Handkerchief

(n.) Flu Storage

Ha

(adj.) Sarcastic laugh

Huffington Post

(n.) A compilation of junk blog posts and anti-white racist rants

Hello World

(phr.) The only coherent sentence programmers can form

Honesty

(n.) The fear of being caught

hairdresser

(n.) hair·dress·er: A magician who creates a hair style you can never duplicate

A clean house

(n.) the sign of a broken computer

Husband

(n.) A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife’s permission to say so

Hypocrite

Communist until you get rich; Feminist until you get married; Atheist until the plane starts falling

Ham and Eggs

(n.) A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig

Hope

(n.) a necessary ingredient for disappointment

Houseplants

(n.) Vegetable companions