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Headache

(n.) a physical symptom you feel when watching mainstream media

Hollywood Stars

(n.) Miraculous transformation of 0.01% of high-school dropout busboys, waiters, waitresses, and low-budget porn movie actresses.

Hypocrite

Communist until you get rich; Feminist until you get married; Atheist until the plane starts falling

Ha

(adj.) Sarcastic laugh

Home

(n.) place where you can look ugly & eat obnoxiously and enjoy it

Henry David Thoreau

American writer, poet, philosopher, transcendentalist, abolitionist, tax resister, environmentalist, development critic, surveyor, minimalist, and historian. A true anarchist and original social-justice activist of its time. read more [....]

hood

a transit oriented development wit section 8 housing & attitude that the democrats own

Homeless

(noun): residentially flexible individual

Hedonism

(n.) (1) Living like there’s no tomorrow; (2) not feeling guilty about anything. Also see, YOLO

Hangry

(adj.) When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry and frustrated, or both

heyy

interj. (1) Casual way of saying hi; (2) used to call attention or to express surprise or joy depending on your level of enthusiasm and/or alcohol content in your blood.

hairdresser

(n.) hair·dress·er: A magician who creates a hair style you can never duplicate