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Hurricane

(n.) A synonym for women. They arive all wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them

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Halloween

(n.) The main cause of Diabetes

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Hilarious

(adj.) Something which becomes the fact after someone gets hurt. Before then it’s just funny.

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Hunger

(n.) Something a good salesman and a good repairman will never face

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Idiot

(n.) Something that you become if you make a mistake but if your wife makes the same mistake, she's only human

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A clean house

(n.) the sign of a broken computer

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Hospitality

(n.) Making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were

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Hieroglyphics

(n.) Ancient emojis

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Hawaii

(n.) You’re not welcome but they’ll take your money

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Horse

(n.) Ancient Transportation Device

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Hipster

(n.) mainstream

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Hacked password

(phr.) time to rename your cat

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Halloween

(n.) the only time kids are encouraged to take candy from strangers

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Haircut

(n.) a human grooming activity for men, a life-and-death activity for women

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Be humble

(phr.) You’re not that great

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