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Hangry

(adj.) When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry and frustrated, or both

Hunger

(n.) Something a good salesman and a good repairman will never face

Humility

(n.) The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how great you are

Headache

(n.) a physical symptom you feel when watching mainstream media

Honeymoon

(n.) The last vacation a man takes before starting to work for a new boss

Haircut

(n.) a human grooming activity for men, a life-and-death activity for women

Hunch

(n.) What you call an idea that you’re afraid is wrong

Husband

(n.) Someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house

Hilarious

(adj.) Something which becomes the fact after someone gets hurt. Before then it’s just funny.

Home Alone

video

Hijab

(n.) An Islamic dress code which represents oppression, male-domination, captivity, dependence, violence, intolerance, murder, pedophilia, and sexual perversion

Halloween

(n.) the only time kids are encouraged to take candy from strangers

Hospital Room

(n.) A place where friends of the patient go to talk to other friends of the patient

Hedonism

(n.) (1) Living like there’s no tomorrow; (2) not feeling guilty about anything. Also see, YOLO