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Home Alone

video

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Husband

(n.) Someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house

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Hope

(n.) a necessary ingredient for disappointment

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Houseplants

(n.) Vegetable companions

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heyy

Image

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Idiot

(n.) Something that you become if you make a mistake but if your wife makes the same mistake, she's only human

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Hospital Bed

(n.) A parked taxi with the meter running

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Hollywood Stars

(n.) Miraculous transformation of 0.01% of high-school dropout busboys, waiters, waitresses, and low-budget porn movie actresses.

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Hair Salon

(n.) A place where women curl up and dye

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Be humble

(phr.) You’re not that great

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Husband

(n.) Tenured Boyfriend (also see Wife)

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Hangry

(adj.) When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry and frustrated, or both

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Hunger

(n.) Something a good salesman and a good repairman will never face

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Humility

(n.) The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how great you are

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Headache

(n.) a physical symptom you feel when watching mainstream media

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