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Hollywood Stars
(n.) Miraculous transformation of 0.01% of high-school dropout busboys, waiters, waitresses, and low-budget porn movie actresses.
Hypocrite
Communist until you get rich; Feminist until you get married; Atheist until the plane starts falling
Home
(n.) place where you can look ugly & eat obnoxiously and enjoy it
Henry David Thoreau
American writer, poet, philosopher, transcendentalist, abolitionist, tax resister, environmentalist, development critic, surveyor, minimalist, and historian. A true anarchist and original social-justice activist of its time.
Hedonism
(n.) (1) Living like there’s no tomorrow; (2) not feeling guilty about anything. Also see, YOLO
Hangry
(adj.) When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry and frustrated, or both
heyy
interj. (1) Casual way of saying hi; (2) used to call attention or to express surprise or joy depending on your level of enthusiasm and/or alcohol content in your blood.
hairdresser
(n.) hair·dress·er: A magician who creates a hair style you can never duplicate