(n.) Miraculous transformation of 0.01% of high-school dropout busboys, waiters, waitresses, and low-budget porn movie actresses.
(n.) A place where women curl up and dye
(phr.) You’re not that great
(n.) Tenured Boyfriend (also see Wife)
(adj.) When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry and frustrated, or both
(n.) Something a good salesman and a good repairman will never face
(n.) The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how great you are
(n.) a physical symptom you feel when watching mainstream media
(n.) The last vacation a man takes before starting to work for a new boss
(n.) a human grooming activity for men, a life-and-death activity for women
(n.) What you call an idea that you’re afraid is wrong
(n.) Someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house
(adj.) Something which becomes the fact after someone gets hurt. Before then it’s just funny.