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Henry David Thoreau

(n.) Original social-justice activist of its time

Home

(n.) place where you can look ugly & eat obnoxiously and enjoy it

Ha

(adj.) Sarcastic laugh

hairdresser

(n.) hair·dress·er: A magician who creates a hair style you can never duplicate

Hypocrite

Communist until you get rich; Feminist until you get married; Atheist until the plane starts falling

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Hollywood Stars

(n.) Miraculous transformation of 0.01% of high-school dropout busboys, waiters, waitresses, and low-budget porn movie actresses.

Hangry

(adj.) When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry and frustrated, or both

Headache

(n.) a physical symptom you feel when watching mainstream media

Husband

(n.) Someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house

Hedonism

(n.) (1) Living like there’s no tomorrow; (2) not feeling guilty about anything. Also see, YOLO

Homeless

(noun): residentially flexible individual

Hypochondriac

(adj.) The result of a medical condition web search (see Cancer)