(n.) Flu Storage

(v.) A suspended sentence

(n.) Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up

(n.) An editor of yesterday’s news

(n.) A man’s man

(n.) A place where friends of the patient go to talk to other friends of the patient

(n.) What you call an idea that you’re afraid is wrong

(n.) Tenured Boyfriend (also see Wife)

(n.) Vegetable companions

(n.) The fear of being caught

(n.) The winner's version of past events that people have decided to agree upon

(n.) A belief owned exclusively by one person

(n.) Someone who enjoys bad health

(n.) One who enjoys poor health, then complains of feeling better