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I wish it could have worked out between us

(phr.) I wish we didn’t have to have this conversation

Inflation

(n.) The condition of being broke with a lot of money in your pocket

Undocumented Immigrant

Illegal Invader

Impossible

Healthy, yet delicious, inexpensive and legal

Ignorant

(adj.) Someone who doesn’t know that he doesn’t know

I don’t want to hold you back

(breakup phr.) You’re a drag

Intimacy

(n.) The first step toward parenthood

Islam

n. (1) Barbaric cult disguised as a religion; (2) Totalitarian ideology. Synonyms: Intolerance, Violence, Terrorism

Inflation

(n.) a scientific price appreciation measurement system developed by the government which includes important things like TVs, cars, golf clubs, and excludes irrelevant things like energy, housing and food.

I’m ugly

(phr.) I know I'm pretty, just need additional confirmation

Immature

(adj.) Something your wife calls you when you tell her to get out of our pillow fort

It’s not you, it’s me

(phr.) It’s definitely YOU!

Inch

(n.) Unit of measure whose length is consistently underestimated by men

immature

(adj.) a word used by boring people to describe fun people

Ignorant

(adj.) Anyone who disagrees with you