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Insane

Going to bed with anyone crazier than you are

Intuition

(n.) The strange instinct that you tell your wife she is right whether she is or not

Inbox

(n.) A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but are afraid to throw away.

Inflation

(n.) The condition of being broke with a lot of money in your pocket

Ignorant

(adj.) Someone who doesn’t know that he doesn’t know

Intimacy

(n.) The first step toward parenthood

Immature

(adj.) Something your wife calls you when you tell her to get out of our pillow fort

Inch

(n.) Unit of measure whose length is consistently underestimated by men

Image

(n.) Something fake people have to maintain whereas real people don’t give a shit

Idiot

(n.) A man who sees your point in an argument but refuses to see your way

Idaho

(n.) Potato-land

Incompetent

(adj.) A typical diversity hire

Ice Fishing

(n.) Winter fishing method in which anglers use a variety of specialized equipment to catch colds

IRS

(n.) A government entity who tells people that they can't spend money they thought they had

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