(n.) Winter fishing method in which anglers use a variety of specialized equipment to catch colds

(n.) A man who sees your point in an argument but refuses to see your way

(n.) Unit of measure whose length is consistently underestimated by men

(n.) The first step toward parenthood

(n.) The condition of being broke with a lot of money in your pocket

(n.) The strange instinct that you tell your wife she is right whether she is or not

(n.) A form of gambling in which we bet our chance of escaping disaster, and win only when we lose

(n.) A kind of people who do things to your house they wouldn’t dream of doing to their own

(n.) A technician who repeatedly fixes what you repeatedly break

(n.) A government entity who tells people that they can't spend money they thought they had

(n.) One who calls people who know what they're doing and asks them what they're doing

(adj.) A typical diversity hire

(n.) Something fake people have to maintain whereas real people don’t give a shit

(adj.) Something your wife calls you when you tell her to get out of our pillow fort