(phr.) I’ll never gonna do it, go away

(n.) A vast array of porn and cat videos

(n.) A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but are afraid to throw away.

(phr.) I wish we didn’t have to have this conversation

(n.) The condition of being broke with a lot of money in your pocket

Healthy, yet delicious, inexpensive and legal

(adj.) Someone who doesn’t know that he doesn’t know

(breakup phr.) You’re a drag

(n.) The first step toward parenthood

n. (1) Barbaric cult disguised as a religion; (2) Totalitarian ideology. Synonyms: Intolerance, Violence, Terrorism

(n.) a scientific price appreciation measurement system developed by the government which includes important things like TVs, cars, golf clubs, and excludes irrelevant things like energy, housing and food.

(adj.) Something your wife calls you when you tell her to get out of our pillow fort

(phr.) It’s definitely YOU!