(n.) Something fake people have to maintain whereas real people don’t give a shit

(n.) Chicago and stuff

(adj.) Something your wife calls you when you tell her to get out of our pillow fort

(adj.) Someone who doesn’t know that he doesn’t know

(n.) A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but are afraid to throw away.

Going to bed with anyone crazier than you are

(n.) a cognitive ability like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off

(n.) 90% of women don't like men in pink shirts, whereas 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women

(n.) Potato-land

(n.) a drive-through state

(adj.) Anyone who disagrees with you

(n.) a scientific price appreciation measurement system developed by the government which includes important things like TVs, cars, golf clubs, and excludes irrelevant things like energy, housing and food.

(phr.) I’ll never gonna do it, go away