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Ice Fishing

(n.) Winter fishing method in which anglers use a variety of specialized equipment to catch colds

Idiot

(n.) A man who sees your point in an argument but refuses to see your way

Inch

(n.) Unit of measure whose length is consistently underestimated by men

Intimacy

(n.) The first step toward parenthood

Inflation

(n.) The condition of being broke with a lot of money in your pocket

Intuition

(n.) The strange instinct that you tell your wife she is right whether she is or not

Insurance

(n.) A form of gambling in which we bet our chance of escaping disaster, and win only when we lose

Interior Decorator

(n.) A kind of people who do things to your house they wouldn’t dream of doing to their own

IT Person

(n.) A technician who repeatedly fixes what you repeatedly break

IRS

(n.) A government entity who tells people that they can't spend money they thought they had

Incident Manager

(n.) One who calls people who know what they're doing and asks them what they're doing

Incompetent

(adj.) A typical diversity hire

Image

(n.) Something fake people have to maintain whereas real people don’t give a shit

Immature

(adj.) Something your wife calls you when you tell her to get out of our pillow fort