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Islam

n. (1) Barbaric cult disguised as a religion; (2) Totalitarian ideology. Synonyms: Intolerance, Violence, Terrorism

Inflation

(n.) a scientific price appreciation measurement system developed by the government which includes important things like TVs, cars, golf clubs, and excludes irrelevant things like energy, housing and food.

I’m ugly

(phr.) I know I'm pretty, just need additional confirmation

Immature

(adj.) Something your wife calls you when you tell her to get out of our pillow fort

It’s not you, it’s me

(phr.) It’s definitely YOU!

Inch

(n.) Unit of measure whose length is consistently underestimated by men

immature

(adj.) a word used by boring people to describe fun people

Ignorant

(adj.) Anyone who disagrees with you

Insomnia

(n.) procrastination for sleep

Image

(n.) Something fake people have to maintain whereas real people don’t give a shit

Initiative

(n.) Doing something without being told but it's relative. When you do it, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative

Idiot

(n.) A man who sees your point in an argument but refuses to see your way

ish

(lex.) approximately read more [....]

Idaho

(n.) Potato-land

Interview

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