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I’ll do it in a minute

(phr.) I’ll never gonna do it, go away

Internet

(n.) A vast array of porn and cat videos

Inbox

(n.) A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but are afraid to throw away.

I wish it could have worked out between us

(phr.) I wish we didn’t have to have this conversation

Inflation

(n.) The condition of being broke with a lot of money in your pocket

Undocumented Immigrant

Illegal Invader

Impossible

Healthy, yet delicious, inexpensive and legal

Ignorant

(adj.) Someone who doesn’t know that he doesn’t know

I don’t want to hold you back

(breakup phr.) You’re a drag

Intimacy

(n.) The first step toward parenthood

Islam

n. (1) Barbaric cult disguised as a religion; (2) Totalitarian ideology. Synonyms: Intolerance, Violence, Terrorism

Inflation

(n.) a scientific price appreciation measurement system developed by the government which includes important things like TVs, cars, golf clubs, and excludes irrelevant things like energy, housing and food.

I’m ugly

(phr.) I know I'm pretty, just need additional confirmation

Immature

(adj.) Something your wife calls you when you tell her to get out of our pillow fort

It’s not you, it’s me

(phr.) It’s definitely YOU!