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Incident Manager

(n.) One who calls people who know what they're doing and asks them what they're doing

Inflation

(n.) a scientific price appreciation measurement system developed by the government which includes important things like TVs, cars, golf clubs, and excludes irrelevant things like energy, housing and food.

Ignorant

(adj.) Anyone who disagrees with you

Idaho

(n.) Potato-land

Indiana

(n.) a drive-through state

Illinois

(n.) Chicago and stuff

Irony

(n.) 90% of women don't like men in pink shirts, whereas 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women

Intelligence

(n.) a cognitive ability like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off

Idiot

(n.) Something that you become if you make a mistake but if your wife makes the same mistake, she's only human

Insane

Going to bed with anyone crazier than you are

Inbox

(n.) A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but are afraid to throw away.

Ignorant

(adj.) Someone who doesn’t know that he doesn’t know

Immature

(adj.) Something your wife calls you when you tell her to get out of our pillow fort

Image

(n.) Something fake people have to maintain whereas real people don’t give a shit

Incompetent

(adj.) A typical diversity hire