Going to bed with anyone crazier than you are

(n.) The strange instinct that you tell your wife she is right whether she is or not

(n.) A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but are afraid to throw away.

(n.) The condition of being broke with a lot of money in your pocket

(adj.) Someone who doesn’t know that he doesn’t know

(n.) The first step toward parenthood

(adj.) Something your wife calls you when you tell her to get out of our pillow fort

(n.) Unit of measure whose length is consistently underestimated by men

(n.) Something fake people have to maintain whereas real people don’t give a shit

(n.) A man who sees your point in an argument but refuses to see your way

(n.) Potato-land

(adj.) A typical diversity hire

(n.) Winter fishing method in which anglers use a variety of specialized equipment to catch colds

(n.) A government entity who tells people that they can't spend money they thought they had