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I’ll do it in a minute
(phr.) I’ll never gonna do it, go away
Internet
(n.) A vast array of porn and cat videos
Inbox
(n.) A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but are afraid to throw away.
I wish it could have worked out between us
(phr.) I wish we didn’t have to have this conversation
Inflation
(n.) The condition of being broke with a lot of money in your pocket
Undocumented Immigrant
Illegal Invader
Impossible
Healthy, yet delicious, inexpensive and legal
Ignorant
(adj.) Someone who doesn’t know that he doesn’t know
I don’t want to hold you back
(breakup phr.) You’re a drag
Intimacy
(n.) The first step toward parenthood
Islam
n. (1) Barbaric cult disguised as a religion; (2) Totalitarian ideology. Synonyms: Intolerance, Violence, Terrorism
Inflation
(n.) a scientific price appreciation measurement system developed by the government which includes important things like TVs, cars, golf clubs, and excludes irrelevant things like energy, housing and food.
I’m ugly
(phr.) I know I'm pretty, just need additional confirmation
Immature
(adj.) Something your wife calls you when you tell her to get out of our pillow fort
It’s not you, it’s me
(phr.) It’s definitely YOU!