I

I need space

(phr.) I want to get far, far away from you

Investigator

(n.) Licensed stalker

Ikea

(n.) A term that you have to use the provided letters to make your own definition (a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,z)

Insane

Going to bed with anyone crazier than you are

I need to focus on my career

(phr.) I’m crushing on a coworker

I’ll do it in a minute

(phr.) I’ll never gonna do it, go away

Internet

(n.) A vast array of porn and cat videos

Inbox

(n.) A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but are afraid to throw away.

I wish it could have worked out between us

(phr.) I wish we didn’t have to have this conversation

Undocumented Immigrant

Illegal Invader

Impossible

Healthy, yet delicious, inexpensive and legal

Ignorant

(adj.) Someone who doesn’t know that he doesn’t know

I don’t want to hold you back

(breakup phr.) You’re a drag

Islam

n. (1) Barbaric cult disguised as a religion; (2) Totalitarian ideology. Synonyms: Intolerance, Violence, Terrorism

Inflation

(n.) a scientific price appreciation measurement system developed by the government which includes important things like TVs, cars, golf clubs, and excludes irrelevant things like energy, housing and food.