(n.) Any short story which is funny with the correct delivery except for abortion jokes, since there’s no delivery

(n.) Lower half of the international uniform of millennials

(n.) A place where you work just hard enough to avoid getting fired while getting paid just enough to avoid quitting

(n.) An account where one person does the depositing and the other the withdrawing – usually husband and wife

(n.) A decision in your favor

(n.) A little human who makes little horses look big.

(n.) The art of filling the blank spaces between the adds

(n.) Someone who wishes for a big dick and become one instead

(phr.) A fall tradition ruined by a single turd

(n.) Something you see when a bunch of black people are running down a hill