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Joint Account

(n.) An account where one person does the depositing and the other the withdrawing – usually husband and wife

Junk

(n.) Something you keep for years and then throw away one day before you need it

Job

(n.) A place where you work just hard enough to avoid getting fired while getting paid just enough to avoid quitting

Jury

(n.) Twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer

Jeans

(n.) Lower half of the international uniform of millennials

Jail Break

(n.) Something you see when a bunch of black people are running down a hill

Justin Trudeau

(n.) Angela Merkel's Canadian girlfriend

Joke

(n.) Any short story which is funny with the correct delivery except for abortion jokes, since there’s no delivery

Jumping into leaves

(phr.) A fall tradition ruined by a single turd

Jerk

(n.) Someone who wishes for a big dick and become one instead

Journalism

(n.) The art of filling the blank spaces between the adds

Jockey

(n.) A little human who makes little horses look big.

Justice

(n.) A decision in your favor