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4th of July

“You’re welcome.” –George Washington

Juncle

(n.) Your jackass uncle

Jewish mother

(phr.) The person who appreciates nothing and regrets everything

Jesus Christ

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James LeBron

(n.) A low IQ basketball player and a reverse role model for black youth for his incompetent mastery of education, language, grammar, and intellectual thoughts

Job

(n.) Modern day voluntary slavery with a paycheck

Justin Trudeau

(n.) Angela Merkel's Canadian girlfriend

Jeans

(n.) Lower half of the international uniform of millennials

Job

(n.) A place where you work just hard enough to avoid getting fired while getting paid just enough to avoid quitting

Joint Account

(n.) An account where one person does the depositing and the other the withdrawing – usually husband and wife

NY Jets

(n.) A football team New Yorkers like when NY Giants are not doing well in that season

Justice

(n.) A decision in your favor

Jockey

(n.) A little human who makes little horses look big.