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Jury

(n.) Twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer

4th of July

“You’re welcome.” –George Washington

Jail Break

(n.) Something you see when a bunch of black people are running down a hill

Juncle

(n.) Your jackass uncle

Joke

(n.) Any short story which is funny with the correct delivery except for abortion jokes, since there’s no delivery

Jewish mother

(phr.) The person who appreciates nothing and regrets everything

Jumping into leaves

(phr.) A fall tradition ruined by a single turd

Jesus Christ

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Jerk

(n.) Someone who wishes for a big dick and become one instead

James LeBron

(n.) A low IQ basketball player and a reverse role model for black youth for his incompetent mastery of education, language, grammar, and intellectual thoughts

Journalism

(n.) The art of filling the blank spaces between the adds

Job

(n.) Modern day voluntary slavery with a paycheck

Jockey

(n.) A little human who makes little horses look big.

The Job Paradox

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John McCain

(n.) darling of the mainstream media such as NYT, WaPo, CNN, et al. until the day he became the GOP candidate for president. Then, almost overnight, he became an angry, unstable, vindictive warmonger with no executive experience and completely bereft of the temperament needed to be president. Then, almost overnight again, he became darling war hero once he was opposed to Trump