J

Justin Trudeau

(n.) Angela Merkel's Canadian girlfriend

Jeans

(n.) Lower half of the international uniform of millennials

Job

(n.) A place where you work just hard enough to avoid getting fired while getting paid just enough to avoid quitting

Joint Account

(n.) An account where one person does the depositing and the other the withdrawing – usually husband and wife

NY Jets

(n.) A football team New Yorkers like when NY Giants are not doing well in that season

Justice

(n.) A decision in your favor

Jockey

(n.) A little human who makes little horses look big.

Journalism

(n.) The art of filling the blank spaces between the adds

Jerk

(n.) Someone who wishes for a big dick and become one instead

Jumping into leaves

(phr.) A fall tradition ruined by a single turd

Joke

(n.) Any short story which is funny with the correct delivery except for abortion jokes, since there’s no delivery

Jail Break

(n.) Something you see when a bunch of black people are running down a hill

Jury

(n.) Twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer

Junk

(n.) Something you keep for years and then throw away one day before you need it