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Jerk

(n.) Someone who wishes for a big dick and become one instead

Jumping into leaves

(phr.) A fall tradition ruined by a single turd

Joke

(n.) Any short story which is funny with the correct delivery except for abortion jokes, since there’s no delivery

Jail Break

(n.) Something you see when a bunch of black people are running down a hill

Junk

(n.) Something you keep for years and then throw away one day before you need it

Jury

(n.) Twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer

Blonde jokes

(phr.) Jokes short & simple enough for men to understand.

John McCain

(n.) darling of the mainstream media such as NYT, WaPo, CNN, et al. until the day he became the GOP candidate for president. Then, almost overnight, he became an angry, unstable, vindictive warmonger with no executive experience and completely bereft of the temperament needed to be president. Then, almost overnight again, he became darling war hero once he was opposed to Trump

The Job Paradox

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Job

(n.) Modern day voluntary slavery with a paycheck

Jesus Christ

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James LeBron

(n.) A low IQ basketball player and a reverse role model for black youth for his incompetent mastery of education, language, grammar, and intellectual thoughts

Jewish mother

(phr.) The person who appreciates nothing and regrets everything

Juncle

(n.) Your jackass uncle

4th of July

“You’re welcome.” –George Washington