Jewish mother

(phr.) The person who appreciates nothing and regrets everything

Jumping into leaves

(phr.) A fall tradition ruined by a single turd

Jesus Christ



(n.) Someone who wishes for a big dick and become one instead

James LeBron

(n.) A low IQ basketball player and a reverse role model for black youth for his incompetent mastery of education, language, grammar, and intellectual thoughts


(n.) The art of filling the blank spaces between the adds


(n.) Modern day voluntary slavery with a paycheck


(n.) A little human who makes little horses look big.

The Job Paradox

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(n.) A decision in your favor

John McCain

(n.) darling of the mainstream media such as NYT, WaPo, CNN, et al. until the day he became the GOP candidate for president. Then, almost overnight, he became an angry, unstable, vindictive warmonger with no executive experience and completely bereft of the temperament needed to be president. Then, almost overnight again, he became darling war hero once he was opposed to Trump

NY Jets

(n.) A football team New Yorkers like when NY Giants are not doing well in that season

Blonde jokes

(phr.) Jokes short & simple enough for men to understand.

Joint Account

(n.) An account where one person does the depositing and the other the withdrawing – usually husband and wife