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Jerk

(n.) Someone who wishes for a big dick and become one instead

James LeBron

(n.) A low IQ basketball player and a reverse role model for black youth for his incompetent mastery of education, language, grammar, and intellectual thoughts

Journalism

(n.) The art of filling the blank spaces between the adds

Job

(n.) Modern day voluntary slavery with a paycheck

Jockey

(n.) A little human who makes little horses look big.

The Job Paradox

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Justice

(n.) A decision in your favor

John McCain

(n.) darling of the mainstream media such as NYT, WaPo, CNN, et al. until the day he became the GOP candidate for president. Then, almost overnight, he became an angry, unstable, vindictive warmonger with no executive experience and completely bereft of the temperament needed to be president. Then, almost overnight again, he became darling war hero once he was opposed to Trump

NY Jets

(n.) A football team New Yorkers like when NY Giants are not doing well in that season

Blonde jokes

(phr.) Jokes short & simple enough for men to understand.

Joint Account

(n.) An account where one person does the depositing and the other the withdrawing – usually husband and wife

Junk

(n.) Something you keep for years and then throw away one day before you need it

Job

(n.) A place where you work just hard enough to avoid getting fired while getting paid just enough to avoid quitting

Jury

(n.) Twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer

Jeans

(n.) Lower half of the international uniform of millennials