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Karma
(n.) when your sick day is due to an actual sickness
Kentucky
(n.) A state with five million people and fifteen last names
Kansas
(n.) First Of The Rectangle States
Kilt
(n.) A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland
Karaoke
(n.) Japanese for “Drunk with Microphone
Kiss
(n.) Something the child gets free, the young man steals, and the old man has to buy
Karma
(n.) Justice without the feeling of satisfaction
Karma
(n.) When you use the last of the toilet paper without replacing it and the next person to use the bathroom
Knowledge vs. Wisdom
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.
Knitting
(n.) An exercise that gives women something to do when they are gossiping
K
(letter): The conversation is now over
Kit Kat
(n.) Two black men in a red sleeping bag
Kids
(n.) little people who will decide your future nursing home
Keyboard
(n.) a device used to enter errors into the computer
Kleptomaniac
(n.) someone who can't help himself from helping himself