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Karma

(n.) when your sick day is due to an actual sickness

K

(letter): The conversation is now over

Knitting

(n.) An exercise that gives women something to do when they are gossiping

Kim Kardeshian

(n.) A low IQ reality television personality, socialite, self-declared celebrity, true definition of hideousness, and ex-pornstar

Knowledge vs. Wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

Kennel

(n.) Section 8 housing for dogs

Karma

(n.) When you use the last of the toilet paper without replacing it and the next person to use the bathroom

Kansas

(n.) Nothing-land with endless anti-abortion billboards (see Nebraska)

Karma

(n.) Justice without the feeling of satisfaction

Keychain

(n.) a device to be able to lose all your keys at once

Kiss

(n.) Something the child gets free, the young man steals, and the old man has to buy

Kids

(n.) Punishment for having unprotected sex

Karaoke

(n.) Japanese for “Drunk with Microphone

Kleptomaniac

(n.) someone who can't help himself from helping himself

Kilt

(n.) A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland