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Kids
(n.) little people who will decide your future nursing home
Kentucky
(n.) A state with five million people and fifteen last names
Kit Kat
(n.) Two black men in a red sleeping bag
Karma
(n.) when your sick day is due to an actual sickness
K
(letter): The conversation is now over
Knitting
(n.) An exercise that gives women something to do when they are gossiping
Kim Kardeshian
(n.) A low IQ reality television personality, socialite, self-declared celebrity, true definition of hideousness, and ex-pornstar
Knowledge vs. Wisdom
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.
Kennel
(n.) Section 8 housing for dogs
Karma
(n.) When you use the last of the toilet paper without replacing it and the next person to use the bathroom
Kansas
(n.) Nothing-land with endless anti-abortion billboards (see Nebraska)
Karma
(n.) Justice without the feeling of satisfaction
Keychain
(n.) a device to be able to lose all your keys at once
Kiss
(n.) Something the child gets free, the young man steals, and the old man has to buy
Kids
(n.) Punishment for having unprotected sex