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Karma

(n.) Justice without the feeling of satisfaction

Kiss

(n.) Something the child gets free, the young man steals, and the old man has to buy

Karaoke

(n.) Japanese for “Drunk with Microphone

Kilt

(n.) A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland

Kansas

(n.) First Of The Rectangle States

Kids

(n.) little people who will decide your future nursing home

Kentucky

(n.) A state with five million people and fifteen last names

Kit Kat

(n.) Two black men in a red sleeping bag

Karma

(n.) when your sick day is due to an actual sickness

Knitting

(n.) An exercise that gives women something to do when they are gossiping

Knowledge vs. Wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

Karma

(n.) When you use the last of the toilet paper without replacing it and the next person to use the bathroom

Keychain

(n.) a device to be able to lose all your keys at once

Kids

(n.) Punishment for having unprotected sex

Kleptomaniac

(n.) someone who can't help himself from helping himself