(n.) A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland

(n.) Japanese for “Drunk with Microphone

(n.) Something the child gets free, the young man steals, and the old man has to buy

(n.) Justice without the feeling of satisfaction

(n.) When you use the last of the toilet paper without replacing it and the next person to use the bathroom

(n.) An exercise that gives women something to do when they are gossiping

(n.) when your sick day is due to an actual sickness

(n.) Two black men in a red sleeping bag

(n.) little people who will decide your future nursing home

(n.) a device used to enter errors into the computer

(n.) someone who can't help himself from helping himself

(n.) a device to be able to lose all your keys at once

(n.) Punishment for having unprotected sex

(n.) Nothing-land with endless anti-abortion billboards (see Nebraska)