(n.) when your sick day is due to an actual sickness

(n.) Two black men in a red sleeping bag

(n.) little people who will decide your future nursing home

(n.) a device used to enter errors into the computer

(n.) someone who can't help himself from helping himself

(n.) a device to be able to lose all your keys at once

(n.) Punishment for having unprotected sex

(n.) Nothing-land with endless anti-abortion billboards (see Nebraska)

(n.) Section 8 housing for dogs

(n.) A low IQ reality television personality, socialite, self-declared celebrity, true definition of hideousness, and ex-pornstar

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