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Karma

(n.) when your sick day is due to an actual sickness

Kentucky

(n.) A state with five million people and fifteen last names

Kansas

(n.) First Of The Rectangle States

Kilt

(n.) A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland

Karaoke

(n.) Japanese for “Drunk with Microphone

Kiss

(n.) Something the child gets free, the young man steals, and the old man has to buy

Karma

(n.) Justice without the feeling of satisfaction

Karma

(n.) When you use the last of the toilet paper without replacing it and the next person to use the bathroom

Knowledge vs. Wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

Knitting

(n.) An exercise that gives women something to do when they are gossiping

K

(letter): The conversation is now over

Kit Kat

(n.) Two black men in a red sleeping bag

Kids

(n.) little people who will decide your future nursing home

Keyboard

(n.) a device used to enter errors into the computer

Kleptomaniac

(n.) someone who can't help himself from helping himself