K

Kennel

(n.) Section 8 housing for dogs

Kansas

(n.) Nothing-land with endless anti-abortion billboards (see Nebraska)

Keychain

(n.) a device to be able to lose all your keys at once

Kids

(n.) Punishment for having unprotected sex

Kleptomaniac

(n.) someone who can't help himself from helping himself

Keyboard

(n.) a device used to enter errors into the computer

Kids

(n.) little people who will decide your future nursing home

Kit Kat

(n.) Two black men in a red sleeping bag

Karma

(n.) when your sick day is due to an actual sickness

K

(letter): The conversation is now over

Kim Kardeshian

(n.) A low IQ reality television personality, socialite, self-declared celebrity, true definition of hideousness, and ex-pornstar

Kansas

(n.) First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky

(n.) A state with five million people and fifteen last names

Kilt

(n.) A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland

Karaoke

(n.) Japanese for “Drunk with Microphone