(n.) when your sick day is due to an actual sickness

(letter): The conversation is now over

(n.) An exercise that gives women something to do when they are gossiping

(n.) A low IQ reality television personality, socialite, self-declared celebrity, true definition of hideousness, and ex-pornstar

(n.) Section 8 housing for dogs

(n.) When you use the last of the toilet paper without replacing it and the next person to use the bathroom

(n.) Nothing-land with endless anti-abortion billboards (see Nebraska)

(n.) Justice without the feeling of satisfaction

(n.) a device to be able to lose all your keys at once

(n.) Something the child gets free, the young man steals, and the old man has to buy

(n.) Punishment for having unprotected sex

(n.) Japanese for “Drunk with Microphone

(n.) someone who can't help himself from helping himself

(n.) A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland