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Law

(n.) A set of rules which separates rich from the poor

Laundry

(n.) the only place you are legally allowed to segregate whites from blacks

Life

(n.) what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life goal

(phr.) Maximum results, minimal effort.

Longevity Study

(n.) women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it

Love

(n.) the triumph of imagination over intelligence

Ladies first

(phr.) a social invention created for men to check out women's ass

Lite

(adj.) an efficient adjective which has 20% fewer letters than “light”

Like

(adj.) The main filler word people use who don't know how to form a complete sentence

You look good

(phr.) You used to be fat

Las Vegas

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Lawyer

(n.) a person who lies while telling the truth

Laziness

(n.) the risk to drop everything you carry rather than walking twice

Listening to music

(phr.) a socially acceptable way to be antisocial

Life insurance

(n.) a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that your survivors can be rich after you die