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Laziness
(n.) An act that you don’t have to do it just because you need to
Lawyer
(n.) a person who lies while telling the truth
Las Vegas
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You look good
(phr.) You used to be fat
Like
(adj.) The main filler word people use who don't know how to form a complete sentence
Lite
(adj.) an efficient adjective which has 20% fewer letters than “light”
Ladies first
(phr.) a social invention created for men to check out women's ass
Love
(n.) the triumph of imagination over intelligence
Longevity Study
(n.) women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
Life
(n.) what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Life goal
(phr.) Maximum results, minimal effort.
Laundry
(n.) the only place you are legally allowed to segregate whites from blacks
Law
(n.) A set of rules which separates rich from the poor
Luxury
(n.) the art of overpaying for something you don’t need
Lisp
(n.) To Call a spade a thpade