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Landscape Photographer

(n.) One who shows people how beautiful the Earth would be without them

Lifespan

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Life

(n.) A sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate

Love, Lust, and Marriage

LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care

Liberal

(n.) A person who’s responsibility is to spend Conservative’s money

Lawsuit

(n.) A contest generally won by the party that can afford to reimburse the lawyers on both sides of the dispute

London

(n.) A place you go to get bronchitis

Lottery

(n.) A tax on people who are bad at statistics

Looting

(v.) A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot

Liberty

(n.) Permission to give everyone full right to mind everyone else’s business

Light bulb jokes

(phr.) The opportunity to offend anybody you don’t like

Looting

(v) The favorite anti-white activity African Americans engage in situations where a black thug is killed

Laziness

(n.) An act that you don’t have to do it just because you need to