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Lust

A male disease which created the porn industry

Luxury

(n.) the art of overpaying for something you don’t need

Light beer

(n.) a drink you order at a restaurant to go with a two pounds of chicken wings (see diet soda)

lexicon

(n.) Mother of all language lexemes. A lexeme is the smallest unit of a language that bears some meaning; Everyday lingo

You look good

(phr.) You used to be fat

LOL

(abbr.) I have nothing else to write

Lazy

(n.) Selective Participation

Logic

(n.) a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence

Like

(adj.) The main filler word people use who don't know how to form a complete sentence

Let me think about it

(phr.) No. Don't even waste your time

Latte

(n.) Italian for ‘overpriced coffee’

Life

(n.) Biological existence. Available for a limited time only. Limit one (1) per person. Provided “as is” and without warranties. Nontransferable and is the sole responsibility of the recipient. May incur damages from misuse. Additional parts sold separately. Your mileage may vary. Subject to all applicable fees and taxes. Terms and conditions may apply.

Lite

(adj.) an efficient adjective which has 20% fewer letters than “light”

Leash

(n.) a strap which is connected to your dog’s collar, allowing your dog to lead you wherever they wanna go

Hermit

(n.) a person who has only two friends on a planet with seven billion people