(n.) A sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate

(n.) A person who’s responsibility is to spend Conservative’s money

(n.) A contest generally won by the party that can afford to reimburse the lawyers on both sides of the dispute

(n.) A place you go to get bronchitis

(n.) A tax on people who are bad at statistics

(v.) A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot

(n.) Permission to give everyone full right to mind everyone else’s business

(phr.) The opportunity to offend anybody you don’t like

(v) The favorite anti-white activity African Americans engage in situations where a black thug is killed

(n.) An act that you don’t have to do it just because you need to