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Lawsuit

(n.) A contest generally won by the party that can afford to reimburse the lawyers on both sides of the dispute

London

(n.) A place you go to get bronchitis

Lottery

(n.) A tax on people who are bad at statistics

Looting

(v.) A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot

Liberty

(n.) Permission to give everyone full right to mind everyone else’s business

Light bulb jokes

(phr.) The opportunity to offend anybody you don’t like

Looting

(v) The favorite anti-white activity African Americans engage in situations where a black thug is killed

Laziness

(n.) An act that you don’t have to do it just because you need to

Luck

(n.) The explanation for the other people’ success

Lisp

(n.) To Call a spade a thpade

Luxury

(n.) the art of overpaying for something you don’t need

Law

(n.) A set of rules which separates rich from the poor

Laundry

(n.) the only place you are legally allowed to segregate whites from blacks

Life

(n.) what happens to you while you're busy making other plans