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Laziness

(n.) An act that you don’t have to do it just because you need to

Lawyer

(n.) a person who lies while telling the truth

Las Vegas

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You look good

(phr.) You used to be fat

Like

(adj.) The main filler word people use who don't know how to form a complete sentence

Lite

(adj.) an efficient adjective which has 20% fewer letters than “light”

Ladies first

(phr.) a social invention created for men to check out women's ass

Love

(n.) the triumph of imagination over intelligence

Longevity Study

(n.) women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it

Life

(n.) what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life goal

(phr.) Maximum results, minimal effort.

Laundry

(n.) the only place you are legally allowed to segregate whites from blacks

Law

(n.) A set of rules which separates rich from the poor

Luxury

(n.) the art of overpaying for something you don’t need

Lisp

(n.) To Call a spade a thpade