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Lecture

(n.) the art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the lecturees without passing through the minds of either

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Lawsuit

(n.) A contest generally won by the party that can afford to reimburse the lawyers on both sides of the dispute

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Let’s just stay friends

(euphemism): Never talk again

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Las Vegas

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Lust

A male disease which created the porn industry

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Luxury

(n.) the art of overpaying for something you don’t need

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Light beer

(n.) a drink you order at a restaurant to go with a two pounds of chicken wings (see diet soda)

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Loving your job

video

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lexicon

(n.) Mother of all language lexemes. A lexeme is the smallest unit of a language that bears some meaning; Everyday lingo

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You look good

(phr.) You used to be fat

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LOL

(abbr.) I have nothing else to write

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Lisp

(n.) To Call a spade a thpade

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Lazy

(n.) Selective Participation

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Love, Lust, and Marriage

LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care

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Logic

(n.) a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence

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