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Lorem Ipsum
(uct.) Donec ultricies, magna sit amet cursus placerat, sapien orci hendrerit purus, a ultricies enim dui sed urna
Lawyer
(n.) a person who lies while telling the truth
Life
(n.) art, not science
Law
(n.) A set of rules which separates rich from the poor
Lecture
(n.) the art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the lecturees without passing through the minds of either
Lawsuit
(n.) A contest generally won by the party that can afford to reimburse the lawyers on both sides of the dispute
Let’s just stay friends
(euphemism): Never talk again
Las Vegas
Venn diagram
Lust
A male disease which created the porn industry
Luxury
(n.) the art of overpaying for something you don’t need
Light beer
(n.) a drink you order at a restaurant to go with a two pounds of chicken wings (see diet soda)
Loving your job
video
lexicon
(n.) Mother of all language lexemes. A lexeme is the smallest unit of a language that bears some meaning; Everyday lingo
You look good
(phr.) You used to be fat
LOL
(abbr.) I have nothing else to write