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Landscape Photographer
(n.) One who shows people how beautiful the Earth would be without them
Lifespan
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Law of Physics
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Life
(n.) A sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate
Love, Lust, and Marriage
LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care
Liberal
(n.) A person who’s responsibility is to spend Conservative’s money
Loving your job
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Lawsuit
(n.) A contest generally won by the party that can afford to reimburse the lawyers on both sides of the dispute
London
(n.) A place you go to get bronchitis
Lottery
(n.) A tax on people who are bad at statistics
Looting
(v.) A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot
Liberty
(n.) Permission to give everyone full right to mind everyone else’s business
Light bulb jokes
(phr.) The opportunity to offend anybody you don’t like
Looting
(v) The favorite anti-white activity African Americans engage in situations where a black thug is killed
Laziness
(n.) An act that you don’t have to do it just because you need to