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Lottery

(n.) A tax on people who are bad at statistics

Laundry

(n.) the only place you are legally allowed to segregate whites from blacks

London

(n.) A place you go to get bronchitis

Law

(n.) A set of rules which separates rich from the poor

Lawsuit

(n.) A contest generally won by the party that can afford to reimburse the lawyers on both sides of the dispute

Luxury

(n.) the art of overpaying for something you don’t need

Lisp

(n.) To Call a spade a thpade

Love, Lust, and Marriage

LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care

Luck

(n.) The explanation for the other people’ success

Liberal

(n.) A person who’s responsibility is to spend Conservative’s money

Laziness

(n.) An act that you don’t have to do it just because you need to

Ladies first

(phr.) a social invention created for men to check out women's ass

Looting

(v) The favorite anti-white activity African Americans engage in situations where a black thug is killed