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Lorem Ipsum

(uct.) Donec ultricies, magna sit amet cursus placerat, sapien orci hendrerit purus, a ultricies enim dui sed urna

Lawyer

(n.) a person who lies while telling the truth

Life

(n.) art, not science

Law

(n.) A set of rules which separates rich from the poor

Lecture

(n.) the art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the lecturees without passing through the minds of either

Lawsuit

(n.) A contest generally won by the party that can afford to reimburse the lawyers on both sides of the dispute

Let’s just stay friends

(euphemism): Never talk again

Las Vegas

Venn diagram

Lust

A male disease which created the porn industry

Luxury

(n.) the art of overpaying for something you don’t need

Light beer

(n.) a drink you order at a restaurant to go with a two pounds of chicken wings (see diet soda)

lexicon

(n.) Mother of all language lexemes. A lexeme is the smallest unit of a language that bears some meaning; Everyday lingo

You look good

(phr.) You used to be fat

LOL

(abbr.) I have nothing else to write