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Life

(n.) what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Left-handed

(n.) Wrong way to use your arm

Looting

(v.) A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot

Listening to music

(phr.) a socially acceptable way to be antisocial

Look into it

Forget it! We have enough problems for now

Life goal

(phr.) Maximum results, minimal effort.

Library

(n.) Section-8 housing for books

Lottery

(n.) A tax on people who are bad at statistics

Laziness

(n.) the risk to drop everything you carry rather than walking twice

Life

(n.) a race where there are no winners, only survivors

Laundry

(n.) the only place you are legally allowed to segregate whites from blacks

Luck

(n.) The primary method to rely on for your engineering class

London

(n.) A place you go to get bronchitis

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