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Hermit

(n.) a person who has only two friends on a planet with seven billion people

Loan

(n.) Money that you have to prove you don't need in order to borrow

Ladies first

(phr.) a social invention created for men to check out women's ass

Body Language

(phr.) the ability to drive someone crazy without saying a word

Looting

(v) The favorite anti-white activity African Americans engage in situations where a black thug is killed

You look tired

(phr.) You look like shit

Life

(n.) A sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate

Lorem Ipsum

(phr.) An excerpt from a random sentence by Trump

Love

(n.) the triumph of imagination over intelligence

American Liberalism

(n.) Political and self-declared moral philosophy based on ignorance, incompetence, intolerance, name-calling, hate, and violence (See neo-fascism)

Light bulb jokes

(phr.) The opportunity to offend anybody you don’t like

I love you

(phr.) An important phrase in English language which is exciting, consequential, and expensive

Lifespan

image

Love

(n.) a temporary insanity curable by marriage