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Monogamy

(n.) A marriage system in which subscribers are requested to return one wife before taking another

Millennials

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Angela Merkel

(n.) German Hillary

Misnomer

(n.) The right name for the wrong word

Minister

(n.) A travel agent for believers

Major

(n.) Area of study that no longer interests you

Money doesn’t grow on trees

(phr.) I'm buying a new handbag for myself

Misconception

(n.) A pregnancy occurring while taking birth control pills

Manicurist

(n.) A Vietnamese girl who makes money hand over fist

Middle Age

(n.) When you no longer care where your wife wants to go – so long as you don’t have to go with her

Morality

(n.) An instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should behave

Middle Age

(phr.) A point in your life when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one