When you run to your gate at the airport but then the line takes longer than expected so you're just standing there sweating awkwardly

(n.) A long, awkward sentence that demonstrates management’s inability to think clearly

(n.) White people’s dictionary

(n.) The art of selling a product that doesn't cost much to produce in such a way that people will take out a small loan to own it

(n.) The right name for the wrong word

(n.) United States version of Canada

(phr.) A chance to recycle all your old jokes

(phr.) jealous justification of poor people who have no imagination

(n.) someone who has the first tablet that could connect to the cloud

(adj.) a white crayon

(n.) An input device designed to make computer errors easier to generate

(n.) Half yuppie, half hillbilly, half Stephen King

(n.) the art of giving the same name to different things