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Useless

(adj.) Telling your dog that he’s adopted

Maryland

(n.) If you can dream it, they can tax it

Money

(n.) The only obstacle between people and wealth

Jewish mother

(phr.) The person who appreciates nothing and regrets everything

Mathematics of Relationships

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

Middle Age

(n.) When you no longer care where your wife wants to go – so long as you don’t have to go with her

Multitasking

(n.) an activity where you can pee, fart, and cough at the same time

Miracle

(n.) A GM car at the top of a hill

Monogamy

(n.) A marriage system in which subscribers are requested to return one wife before taking another

Mississippi

(n.) Low Altitude, Lower standards, humid weather

Market leader

(n.) Recently started to make profit

Mexican Olympic team

(phr.) Everybody who can run, jump, swim, and already in the U.S

Mistery

(n.) an unknown phenomena why Psychics never win the lottery

Manicurist

(n.) A Vietnamese girl who makes money hand over fist

Mechanic

(n.) a car professional who has never seen or heard the common problems you describe about your car before