(n.) Lazy, unemployed, entitled, social-media obsessed, narcissist generation who still live with their parents

(v.) The result of Microsoft Word Auto-correction of the word “Married”

(n.) An instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should behave

(n.) an excuse to hit your friends you secretly hate

(n.) A reminder that you cannot piss your parents off

(n.) If you can dream it, they can tax it

(n.) The only obstacle between people and wealth

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

(n.) When you no longer care where your wife wants to go – so long as you don’t have to go with her

(n.) an activity where you can pee, fart, and cough at the same time

(n.) A GM car at the top of a hill

(n.) A marriage system in which subscribers are requested to return one wife before taking another

(n.) Low Altitude, Lower standards, humid weather