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Microagression

A mental illness, often suffered by college students , who believe that anything and everything is offensive. Also see snowflakes

New Mexico

(n.) Poor and proud

Mainstream Media

(n.) United States version of Soviet Pravda

Meth

(n.) Poor man’s cocaine

Matryoshka

(n.) Russian dolls who are full of themselves

Morning

(n.) The time when the bed has more gravity

Macho Law

(n.) Universal rule which forbids men from admitting they're wrong

Musician

(n.) One who wears a tuxedo and smashes metal plates into each other

Mars

The only place emptier and colder than Dakotas

Maintenance free

(phr.) Impossible to fix

Merit

(n.) What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter to marry

My feelings for you are so intense they scare me

(breakup phr.) My feelings for you are totally nonexistent

Mosquito

(n.) An insect that makes you like flies better

Major

(n.) Area of study that no longer interests you