(adj.) Telling your dog that he’s adopted

(n.) If you can dream it, they can tax it

(n.) The only obstacle between people and wealth

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

(n.) When you no longer care where your wife wants to go – so long as you don’t have to go with her

(n.) an activity where you can pee, fart, and cough at the same time

(n.) A GM car at the top of a hill

(n.) A marriage system in which subscribers are requested to return one wife before taking another

(n.) Low Altitude, Lower standards, humid weather

(n.) Recently started to make profit

(n.) an unknown phenomena why Psychics never win the lottery

(n.) A Vietnamese girl who makes money hand over fist

(n.) a car professional who has never seen or heard the common problems you describe about your car before