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Metabolism
(n.) a biological entity to blame by default when you gain weight
Love, Lust, and Marriage
LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care
Multitasking
(v.) Screwing up several things at once
Money doesn’t grow on trees
(phr.) I'm buying a new handbag for myself
John McCain
(n.) darling of the mainstream media such as NYT, WaPo, CNN, et al. until the day he became the GOP candidate for president. Then, almost overnight, he became an angry, unstable, vindictive warmonger with no executive experience and completely bereft of the temperament needed to be president. Then, almost overnight again, he became darling war hero once he was opposed to Trump
Milk shake
(n.) a white man with Parkinson disease
Failed Mission
video
Microagression
A mental illness, often suffered by college students , who believe that anything and everything is offensive. Also see snowflakes
New Mexico
(n.) Poor and proud
Mainstream Media
(n.) United States version of Soviet Pravda