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Mexico

(n.) a place where ugly American women go to feel pretty, sexy, and fit

Meth

(n.) Short for Methamphetamine, Poor man’s cocaine

Microchip

(n.) Snack for computers

Jewish mother

(phr.) Appreciate nothing, regret everything

Mexican Olympic team

(phr.) Everybody who can run, jump, swim, and already in the U.S

Millennial

(n.) Lazy, unemployed, entitled, social-media obsessed, narcissist generation who still live with their parents

Money can’t buy happiness

(phr.) jealous justification of poor people who have no imagination

Murphized

When you run to your gate at the airport but then the line takes longer than expected so you're just standing there sweating awkwardly

Monday

(n.) the reason Sunday sucks

Multiple Choice

an exam with multiple guesses

Mars

The next planet we’re going to destroy

Microagression

A mental illness, often suffered by college students , who believe that anything and everything is offensive. Also see snowflakes

Multitasking

(v.) Screwing up several things at once

Mortgage

Modern Day serf certificate. In old French, it meant “Death Pledge.”