(n.) A certificate that gives a woman the legal right to drive a man

(adj.) Telling your dog that he’s adopted

(n.) the art of giving the same name to different things

(n.) The only obstacle between people and wealth

(n.) Recently started to make profit

(n.) Someone who moves things from one tube to another (see also pharmacist)

(n.) A king with a good PR

(n.) United States version of Soviet Pravda

(n.) What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter to marry

(n.) A relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband

(phr.) A point in your life when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one

(n.) A long, awkward sentence that demonstrates management’s inability to think clearly

(n.) An instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should behave

(n.) When you no longer care where your wife wants to go – so long as you don’t have to go with her