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Useless
(adj.) Telling your dog that he’s adopted
Macho Law
(n.) Universal rule which forbids men from admitting they're wrong
Merit
(n.) What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter to marry
Mainstream Media
(n.) United States version of Soviet Pravda
Monarch
(n.) A king with a good PR
Microbiologist
(n.) Someone who moves things from one tube to another (see also pharmacist)
Market leader
(n.) Recently started to make profit
Money
(n.) The only obstacle between people and wealth
Mathematics
(n.) the art of giving the same name to different things
Meeting new people
(phr.) A chance to recycle all your old jokes
Middle age
(n.) Coming to a point in your life where you need a stronger word than fuck
Meh
(int.) The universal, non-committal answer to any question ever posed
Memory Loss
(n.) A condition where your doctor forces you to pay in advance
Marriage
(n.) A relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband
Milk shake
(n.) a white man with Parkinson disease