M

Meeting new people

(phr.) A chance to recycle all your old jokes

Middle age

(n.) Coming to a point in your life where you need a stronger word than fuck

Meh

(int.) The universal, non-committal answer to any question ever posed

Macho Law

(n.) Universal rule which forbids men from admitting they're wrong

Memory Loss

(n.) A condition where your doctor forces you to pay in advance

Montana

(n.) a place to die in a freak bear accident

Milk shake

(n.) a white man with Parkinson disease

New Mexico

(n.) Poor and proud

Money

(n.) A reminder that you cannot piss your parents off

Mattress

(n.) A furniture you must buy at Memorial Day

Mississippi

(n.) Low Altitude, Lower standards, humid weather

Miracle

(n.) A GM car at the top of a hill

Mudslide

(n.) Something you see when Mexicans run down a hill

Maryland

(n.) If you can dream it, they can tax it

Mouse

(n.) An input device designed to make computer errors easier to generate