M
Marriage License
(n.) A certificate that gives a woman the legal right to drive a man
Useless
(adj.) Telling your dog that he’s adopted
Mathematics
(n.) the art of giving the same name to different things
Money
(n.) The only obstacle between people and wealth
Market leader
(n.) Recently started to make profit
Microbiologist
(n.) Someone who moves things from one tube to another (see also pharmacist)
Monarch
(n.) A king with a good PR
Mainstream Media
(n.) United States version of Soviet Pravda
Merit
(n.) What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter to marry
Marriage
(n.) A relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband
Middle Age
(phr.) A point in your life when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one
Mission Statement
(n.) A long, awkward sentence that demonstrates management’s inability to think clearly
MOS
(text) Mom over the shoulder
Morality
(n.) An instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should behave
Middle Age
(n.) When you no longer care where your wife wants to go – so long as you don’t have to go with her