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Middle age woman

(phr.) The time frame of a woman who's hair starts turning from gray to black

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Marriage License

(n.) A certificate that gives a woman the legal right to drive a man

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Useless

(adj.) Telling your dog that he’s adopted

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Mexico

(n.) a place where ugly American women go to feel pretty, sexy, and fit

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Money doesn’t grow on trees

(phr.) I'm buying a new handbag for myself

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(n.) darling of the mainstream media such as NYT, WaPo, CNN, et al. until the day he became the GOP candidate for president. Then, almost overnight, he became an angry, unstable, vindictive warmonger with no executive experience and completely bereft of the temperament needed to be president. Then, almost overnight again, he became darling war hero once he was opposed to Trump

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