M

Mosquito

(n.) An insect that makes you like flies better

Major

(n.) Area of study that no longer interests you

Massachusetts

(n.) A state with two seasons: Winter and Construction

Memory Loss

(n.) A condition where your doctor forces you to pay in advance

Middle age woman

(phr.) The time frame of a woman who's hair starts turning from gray to black

Marriage

(n.) A relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband

Waterproof mascara

(n.) A make-up device that comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but not when you try to remove it

Meh

(int.) The universal, non-committal answer to any question ever posed

Marriage License

(n.) A certificate that gives a woman the legal right to drive a man

Marriage

(n.) the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them

Middle Age

(phr.) A point in your life when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one

Management

(n.) The art of getting other people to do the work

Minister

(n.) A travel agent for believers

Michigan

(n.) A state where you should drink less, talk more, and drive slower