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Marriage License

(n.) A certificate that gives a woman the legal right to drive a man

Middle age woman

(phr.) The time frame of a woman who's hair starts turning from gray to black

Musician

(n.) One who wears a tuxedo and smashes metal plates into each other

Love, Lust, and Marriage

LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care

Monogamy

(n.) A marriage system in which subscribers are requested to return one wife before taking another

Millennials

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Angela Merkel

(n.) German Hillary

Misnomer

(n.) The right name for the wrong word

Minister

(n.) A travel agent for believers

Major

(n.) Area of study that no longer interests you

Money doesn’t grow on trees

(phr.) I'm buying a new handbag for myself