(n.) a place where ugly American women go to feel pretty, sexy, and fit

(n.) Short for Methamphetamine, Poor man’s cocaine

(n.) Snack for computers

(n.) Lazy, unemployed, entitled, social-media obsessed, narcissist generation who still live with their parents

(phr.) jealous justification of poor people who have no imagination

When you run to your gate at the airport but then the line takes longer than expected so you're just standing there sweating awkwardly

(n.) the reason Sunday sucks

The next planet we’re going to destroy

A mental illness, often suffered by college students , who believe that anything and everything is offensive. Also see snowflakes

(v.) Screwing up several things at once

Modern Day serf certificate. In old French, it meant “Death Pledge.”