(adj.) Telling your dog that he’s adopted

(n.) Universal rule which forbids men from admitting they're wrong

(n.) What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter to marry

(n.) United States version of Soviet Pravda

(n.) A king with a good PR

(n.) Someone who moves things from one tube to another (see also pharmacist)

(n.) Recently started to make profit

(n.) The only obstacle between people and wealth

(n.) the art of giving the same name to different things

(phr.) A chance to recycle all your old jokes

(n.) Coming to a point in your life where you need a stronger word than fuck

(int.) The universal, non-committal answer to any question ever posed

(n.) A condition where your doctor forces you to pay in advance

(n.) A relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband

(n.) a white man with Parkinson disease