(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it

(n.) A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it

Something you tell everyone not to tell anyone

(n.) Corn and football

The only reason to buy bread

(adj.) Something precious at the beginning. For example, if a man open the car’s door for his wife, it's because either his car is new or his wife is new

(phr.) Ugly but loyal

(n.) Legal gambling, legal prostitution, 24/7 liquor stores

(n.) noble act of promoting family values (and members)

(phr.) Getting together and hooking up

(n.) A Ghost-land which is 5 hours away from anything (see Kansas)

(n.)  A state  filled with Muslims with terrible traffic and awful accent