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Newlywed

(n.) A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it

Middle Age

(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it

North Caroline

(n.) a U.S. state that is slowly joining civilization

North Dakota

(n.) a state which is protecting South Dakota from Canada

Nebraska

(n.) Corn and football

Nevada

(n.) Legal gambling, legal prostitution, 24/7 liquor stores

New Jersey

(n.)  A state  filled with Muslims with terrible traffic and awful accent

New Mexico

(n.) Poor and proud

Noticed

(v.) Something you are never subjected to when things go right

Nostalgic

(adj.) Neolithic cave paintings

NASA

(n.) Need Another Seven Astronauts

Neighborly

(adj.) Someone who names his WiFi as “FBI Surveillance Van”

NBA

(n.) A place where a bunch of white guys sit on a bench

Niagara Falls

(n.) The bride’s second great disappointment.

NY Jets

(n.) A football team New Yorkers like when NY Giants are not doing well in that season