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New Jersey

(n.)  A state  filled with Muslims with terrible traffic and awful accent

Neighbors

(n.) The only people who listen to both sides of an argument

New Mexico

(n.) Poor and proud

Nuclear Bomb

(n.) An invention to end all inventions

Noticed

(v.) Something you are never subjected to when things go right

Nancy Pelosi

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Nostalgic

(adj.) Neolithic cave paintings

News

(n.) The report of the same thing happening today that happened yesterday, but to different people

NASA

(n.) Need Another Seven Astronauts

Middle Age

(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it

Neighborly

(adj.) Someone who names his WiFi as “FBI Surveillance Van”

Newlywed

(n.) A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it

New York

(n.) One city state: New York City & the rest

NBA

(n.) A place where a bunch of white guys sit on a bench

Niagara Falls

(n.) The bride’s second great disappointment.