(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it

(n.) A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it

(n.) The report of the same thing happening today that happened yesterday, but to different people

(n.) An invention to end all inventions

(n.) The only people who listen to both sides of an argument

(phr.) Getting together and hooking up

(adj.) Something precious at the beginning. For example, if a man open the car’s door for his wife, it's because either his car is new or his wife is new

(n.) The bride’s second great disappointment.

(n.) A place where a bunch of white guys sit on a bench

(adj.) Someone who names his WiFi as “FBI Surveillance Van”

(n.) Corn and football

(n.) Need Another Seven Astronauts

(n.) One city state: New York City & the rest