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(n.) An invention to end all inventions

(n.) an instrument you pretend taking notes in

(v.) Something you are never subjected to when things go right

(n.) a person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills

(adj.) Neolithic cave paintings

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(n.) The report of the same thing happening today that happened yesterday, but to different people

(phr.) Pun intended

(n.) Need Another Seven Astronauts