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Neighborly

(adj.) Someone who names his WiFi as “FBI Surveillance Van”

Nebraska

(n.) Corn and football

NASA

(n.) Need Another Seven Astronauts

New York

(n.) One city state: New York City & the rest

New Mexico

(n.) Poor and proud

Nostalgic

(adj.) Neolithic cave paintings

Noticed

(v.) Something you are never subjected to when things go right

North Caroline

(n.) a U.S. state that is slowly joining civilization

New Jersey

(n.)  A state  filled with Muslims with terrible traffic and awful accent

North Dakota

(n.) a state which is protecting South Dakota from Canada

Nevada

(n.) Legal gambling, legal prostitution, 24/7 liquor stores

No offense

(phr.) I just did or about to insult you

No pun intended

(phr.) Pun intended

Notebook

(n.) an instrument you pretend taking notes in

Nurse

(n.) a person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills