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Middle Age

(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it

Newlywed

(n.) A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it

North Caroline

(n.) a U.S. state that is slowly joining civilization

Secret

Something you tell everyone not to tell anyone

NY Jets

(n.) A football team New Yorkers like when NY Giants are not doing well in that season

Classic novel

(n.) A book which people praise, but seldom read.

Nebraska

(n.) Corn and football

Nutella

The only reason to buy bread

New

(adj.) Something precious at the beginning. For example, if a man open the car’s door for his wife, it's because either his car is new or his wife is new

Nice guy

(phr.) Ugly but loyal

Nevada

(n.) Legal gambling, legal prostitution, 24/7 liquor stores

Nepotism

(n.) noble act of promoting family values (and members)

Netflix & Chill

(phr.) Getting together and hooking up

Nebraska

(n.) A Ghost-land which is 5 hours away from anything (see Kansas)

New Jersey

(n.)  A state  filled with Muslims with terrible traffic and awful accent