The only reason to buy bread

(adj.) Something precious at the beginning. For example, if a man open the car’s door for his wife, it's because either his car is new or his wife is new

(phr.) Ugly but loyal

(n.) Legal gambling, legal prostitution, 24/7 liquor stores

(n.) noble act of promoting family values (and members)

(phr.) Getting together and hooking up

(n.) A Ghost-land which is 5 hours away from anything (see Kansas)

(n.)  A state  filled with Muslims with terrible traffic and awful accent

(n.) an element to make two pounds fat attractive

(n.) The only people who listen to both sides of an argument

(phr.) You don’t get it, so I give up trying to explain it

You are all wrong!

(n.) An invention to end all inventions

(n.) an instrument you pretend taking notes in