N - Sarcasm Dictionary

Newlywed

(n.) A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it

Middle Age

(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it

C

North Caroline

(n.) a U.S. state that is slowly joining civilization

C

North Dakota

(n.) a state which is protecting South Dakota from Canada

C

Nebraska

(n.) Corn and football

C

Nevada

(n.) Legal gambling, legal prostitution, 24/7 liquor stores

C

New Jersey

(n.) A state filled with Muslims with terrible traffic and awful accent

C

New Mexico

(n.) Poor and proud

C

Noticed

(v.) Something you are never subjected to when things go right

C

Nostalgic

(adj.) Neolithic cave paintings

C

NASA

(n.) Need Another Seven Astronauts

C

Neighborly

(adj.) Someone who names his WiFi as “FBI Surveillance Van”

C

NBA

(n.) A place where a bunch of white guys sit on a bench

C

Niagara Falls

(n.) The bride’s second great disappointment.

C

NY Jets

(n.) A football team New Yorkers like when NY Giants are not doing well in that season