(n.)  A state  filled with Muslims with terrible traffic and awful accent

(n.) The only people who listen to both sides of an argument

(n.) An invention to end all inventions

(v.) Something you are never subjected to when things go right

(adj.) Neolithic cave paintings

(n.) The report of the same thing happening today that happened yesterday, but to different people

(n.) Need Another Seven Astronauts

(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it

(adj.) Someone who names his WiFi as “FBI Surveillance Van”

(n.) A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it

(n.) One city state: New York City & the rest

(n.) A place where a bunch of white guys sit on a bench

(n.) The bride’s second great disappointment.