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News

(n.) The report of the same thing happening today that happened yesterday, but to different people

Nancy Pelosi

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Nuclear Bomb

(n.) An invention to end all inventions

Neighbors

(n.) The only people who listen to both sides of an argument

Netflix & Chill

(phr.) Getting together and hooking up

New

(adj.) Something precious at the beginning. For example, if a man open the car’s door for his wife, it's because either his car is new or his wife is new

NY Jets

(n.) A football team New Yorkers like when NY Giants are not doing well in that season

Niagara Falls

(n.) The bride’s second great disappointment.

NBA

(n.) A place where a bunch of white guys sit on a bench

Neighborly

(adj.) Someone who names his WiFi as “FBI Surveillance Van”

Nebraska

(n.) Corn and football

NASA

(n.) Need Another Seven Astronauts

New York

(n.) One city state: New York City & the rest

New Mexico

(n.) Poor and proud

Nostalgic

(adj.) Neolithic cave paintings