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Newlywed
(n.) A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it
Middle Age
(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it
North Caroline
(n.) a U.S. state that is slowly joining civilization
North Dakota
(n.) a state which is protecting South Dakota from Canada
Nebraska
(n.) Corn and football
Nevada
(n.) Legal gambling, legal prostitution, 24/7 liquor stores
New Jersey
(n.) A state filled with Muslims with terrible traffic and awful accent
New Mexico
(n.) Poor and proud
Noticed
(v.) Something you are never subjected to when things go right
Nostalgic
(adj.) Neolithic cave paintings
NASA
(n.) Need Another Seven Astronauts
Neighborly
(adj.) Someone who names his WiFi as “FBI Surveillance Van”
NBA
(n.) A place where a bunch of white guys sit on a bench
Niagara Falls
(n.) The bride’s second great disappointment.
NY Jets
(n.) A football team New Yorkers like when NY Giants are not doing well in that season