(n.) A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it

(n.) A place where a bunch of white guys sit on a bench

(n.) The bride’s second great disappointment.

(adj.) Something precious at the beginning. For example, if a man open the car’s door for his wife, it's because either his car is new or his wife is new

(phr.) Getting together and hooking up

(n.) The only people who listen to both sides of an argument

(n.) An invention to end all inventions

(n.) The report of the same thing happening today that happened yesterday, but to different people

(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it

(adj.) Someone who names his WiFi as “FBI Surveillance Van”

(n.) Need Another Seven Astronauts

(adj.) Neolithic cave paintings