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OMG

the state of having a mini heart attack when you have sent a text to the wrong person

No offense

(phr.) I just did or about to insult you

Official

(adj.) Any printed material with tiny leaves around it

Obesity

(n.) the common characteristic of Mississippi residents

Open Buffet

(n.) a place where you eat like there’s no tomorrow

Old Age

(phr.) The time when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

Object

(n.) Trophy wife

Over-confidence

(n.) Titanic

Originality

(n.) Undetected plagiarism

Overdue

(adj.) most library books

Old people

(n.) People who are always 15 years older than you

Opportunist

(n.) One who goes ahead and does what you always planned to do

Onion

(n.) the only food that makes you cry

OMG

(n.) Date night for Oxygen and Magnesium

Opinions

(n.) Something like assholes that everybody has and they all stink