(n.) a fat girl with a rape whistle

(phr.) Captain Obvious

(phr.) Excuse to miss an event you don’t wanna go

the state of having a mini heart attack when you have sent a text to the wrong person

(adj.) Any printed material with tiny leaves around it

(n.) the common characteristic of Mississippi residents

(n.) a place where you eat like there’s no tomorrow

(phr.) The time when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

(n.) Trophy wife

(n.) Titanic

(n.) Undetected plagiarism

(adj.) most library books

(n.) People who are always 15 years older than you