O | Sarcasm Dictionary

Office job

picture

C

Optimist

(n.) An anti-skeptic

C

Opinions

(n.) Something like assholes that everybody has and they all stink

C

Opportunist

(n.) One who goes ahead and does what you always planned to do

C

Originality

(n.) Undetected plagiarism

C

Old Age

(phr.) The time when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

C

Official

(adj.) Any printed material with tiny leaves around it

C

Oh crap

(eup.) Your only response to “I love you” until you are 25

C

Optimist

(n.) a fat girl with a rape whistle

C

Oregon

(n.) Recycling state for everything

C

Ohio

(n.) a state where it’s acceptable to wear pajamas in public all the time

C

Oklahoma

(n.) A Texas wanna-be state

C

Old people

(n.) People who are always 15 years older than you

C

On my way

(phr.) I’m still in bed

C

OMG

(n.) Date night for Oxygen and Magnesium