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Opinions

(n.) Something like assholes that everybody has and they all stink

Opportunist

(n.) One who goes ahead and does what you always planned to do

Originality

(n.) Undetected plagiarism

Old Age

(phr.) The time when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

Official

(adj.) Any printed material with tiny leaves around it

Oh crap

(eup.) Your only response to “I love you” until you are 25

Optimist

(n.) a fat girl with a rape whistle

Oregon

(n.) Recycling state for everything

Ohio

(n.) a state where it’s acceptable to wear pajamas in public all the time

Oklahoma

(n.) A Texas wanna-be state

Old people

(n.) People who are always 15 years older than you

On my way

(phr.) I’m still in bed

OMG

(n.) Date night for Oxygen and Magnesium

Over-confidence

(n.) Titanic

Open Buffet

(n.) a place where you eat like there’s no tomorrow