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Optometrist
A person you have to see
Office job
picture
Optimist
(n.) An anti-skeptic
Opinions
(n.) Something like assholes that everybody has and they all stink
Opportunist
(n.) One who goes ahead and does what you always planned to do
Originality
(n.) Undetected plagiarism
Old Age
(phr.) The time when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.
Old people
(n.) People who are always 15 years older than you
Official
(adj.) Any printed material with tiny leaves around it
Oh crap
(eup.) Your only response to “I love you” until you are 25
Optimist
(n.) a fat girl with a rape whistle
Oregon
(n.) Recycling state for everything
Oklahoma
(n.) A Texas wanna-be state
Ohio
(n.) a state where it’s acceptable to wear pajamas in public all the time
On my way
(phr.) I’m still in bed