O

Official

(adj.) Any printed material with tiny leaves around it

Oh crap

(eup.) Your only response to “I love you” until you are 25

Optimist

(n.) a fat girl with a rape whistle

Oregon

(n.) Recycling state for everything

Ohio

(n.) a state where it’s acceptable to wear pajamas in public all the time

Oklahoma

(n.) A Texas wanna-be state

Old people

(n.) People who are always 15 years older than you

On my way

(phr.) I’m still in bed

OMG

(n.) Date night for Oxygen and Magnesium

Over-confidence

(n.) Titanic

Open Buffet

(n.) a place where you eat like there’s no tomorrow

No offense

(phr.) I just did or about to insult you

One day flu

(phr.) Excuse to miss an event you don’t wanna go

Office

(n.) A place to rest after an exhausting weekend

Outsourcing

(n.) Start looking for a job