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Old Age

(phr.) The time when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

Originality

(n.) Undetected plagiarism

Opportunist

(n.) One who goes ahead and does what you always planned to do

Opinions

(n.) Something like assholes that everybody has and they all stink

Optimist

(n.) An anti-skeptic

Ohio

(n.) a state where it’s acceptable to wear pajamas in public all the time

Office job

picture

Optometrist

A person you have to see

Oregon

(n.) Recycling state for everything

Optimist

(n.) a fat girl with a rape whistle

Oh crap

(eup.) Your only response to “I love you” until you are 25

Official

(adj.) Any printed material with tiny leaves around it

Open Buffet

(n.) a place where you eat like there’s no tomorrow

Object

(n.) Trophy wife

Over-confidence

(n.) Titanic