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Patriot

(n.) One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses

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Plagiarism

(n.) Failure to adorn stolen ideas with footnotes, as opposed to scholarship, which repeatedly acknowledges the theft

Positive Thinking

(n.) Self-improvement through self-deception

Politics

(n.) Where people work hard to get a job and do nothing after they get it

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Plumber

(n.) A drain surgeon

Propaganda

(n.) Patriotism as practiced by our enemies

Pacifist

(n.) A person who could attend a peace conference without getting into a fight

Positive Thinking

(b.) Self-improvement through self-deception

Philanderer

(n.) A man who considers himself too good to be true