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pinterest

n. (pin.ter.est): a virtual chaotic pinboard to waste a lot of time

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Pet

(n.): The only member of the family you actually choose and like

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Cell phone

(noun):  a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people

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Peter Schiff

(n.) Gold Salesman

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patience

(noun). The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children

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Poor

(n.): economically marginalized citizen

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Prostitute

(n.) A body entrepreneur

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Pharmacist

(n.) one who puts your pills from a big bottle into a smaller bottle

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Procrastination

I’ll write the definition later

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Pleasurable

(n.) Anything which is either illegal, immoral, or fattening

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Academic politics

one of the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low.

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Republican Party

Establishment's Red Team which has 90% similarity to the Blue Team (establishment's other team). Also see: Democratic Party

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Democratic Party

Establishment’s Blue Team which has 90% similarity to the Red Team (establishment’s other team) Also see: Republican Party

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Pollyanna Principle

the belief that getting back with your ex will work out this time.

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Children’s Paradox

If it tastes good, you can't have it. If it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

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