(n.) A body entrepreneur

(n.) someone who talks in your sleep

(v.) the time you realize how much money you wasted on expensive beer.

(n.) one who puts your pills from a big bottle into a smaller bottle

If at first you don’t succeed, cheat until caught, then lie.

I’ll write the definition later

(n.) Anything which is either illegal, immoral, or fattening

(n.) an optimist with real world experience

the art of over explaining the obvious

n. (pin.ter.est): a virtual chaotic pinboard to waste a lot of time

Pretty much everything imported from China

(n.): The only member of the family you actually choose and like