(n.) One who goes to strange people's houses and takes their money

(n.) A person who asks for money from the wealthy and votes from the poor to protect them from each other

(n.) One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses

(n.) Self-improvement through self-deception

(n.) Failure to adorn stolen ideas with footnotes, as opposed to scholarship, which repeatedly acknowledges the theft

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(n.) Where people work hard to get a job and do nothing after they get it

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(n.) A drain surgeon