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pinterest

n. (pin.ter.est): a virtual chaotic pinboard to waste a lot of time

Pretzel

(n.) Adult candy

Psychotic

(n.) A condition if you’re not religious and God talks to you

Pacifist

(n.) A person who could attend a peace conference without getting into a fight

Republican Party

Establishment's Red Team which has 90% similarity to the Blue Team (establishment's other team). Also see: Democratic Party

Polite

(adj.) When others think of you when your sarcasm is so far advanced

Pizza Delivery Boy

(n.) A guy who goes to strange people's houses and takes their money

Positive Thinking

(n.) Self-improvement through self-deception

Plastic

Pretty much everything imported from China

Pal

(n.) Walking into someone’s house and your Wi-Fi connects automatically

Parole

(n.) A period at the end of a sentence

Pet

(n.): The only member of the family you actually choose and like

Printer

(n.) a device that jams or run out of ink when you need it most

Past

(n.) Something which is divided between the things you can’t remember, and the things you don’t want to