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Prostitute

(n.) A body entrepreneur

Professor

(n.) someone who talks in your sleep

Peeing

(v.) the time you realize how much money you wasted on expensive beer.

Pharmacist

(n.) one who puts your pills from a big bottle into a smaller bottle

Pragmatism

If at first you don’t succeed, cheat until caught, then lie.

Procrastination

I’ll write the definition later

Pyrrhic victory

You look great for your age

Pleasurable

(n.) Anything which is either illegal, immoral, or fattening

Pessimist

(n.) an optimist with real world experience

Academic politics

one of the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low.

Philosophy

the art of over explaining the obvious

pinterest

n. (pin.ter.est): a virtual chaotic pinboard to waste a lot of time

Republican Party

Establishment's Red Team which has 90% similarity to the Blue Team (establishment's other team). Also see: Democratic Party

Plastic

Pretty much everything imported from China

Pet

(n.): The only member of the family you actually choose and like