Peeing at the bar

(v.) the time you realize how much money you wasted on expensive beer.


(n.) A married man with a bad wife read more [....]

White Privilege

(phr.) Society's preference for someone who is being polite and civilized, showing emotional restraint, working hard, being educated, speaking properly and articulately, being goal-oriented, listening to classical music, making positive life decisions, such as not being associated with thugs and gangstas, not getting in trouble with the law, not being violent, loud and obnoxious, not promoting destructive and ignorant behavior, not failing in school, and not playing the race card.

White People

(n.) The only race you can legally discriminate against.

Group Project

Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work


(n.) an optimist with real world experience


Another one letter word by millennials. It's a replacement for pretty (as in "I'm p excited") and will show up in your next text conversation read more [....]


the art of over explaining the obvious


Pretty much everything imported from China

Pyrrhic victory

You look great for your age


If at first you don’t succeed, cheat until caught, then lie.


(n.) someone who talks in your sleep

Plagiarism vs. Research

to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Pollyanna Principle

the belief that getting back with your ex will work out this time.