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Parents

(n.) One of the hardships of a minor’s life

Procrastination

I’ll write the definition later

Patriarchy

(n.) dick size matters

Porcupine

(n.) Arrow pig

Pet Choice

Image

Pyrrhic victory

You look great for your age

Hacked password

(phr.) time to rename your cat

Paper Deadline

(n.) Sudden urge to deep clean your room

Pole dancer

(n.) Confused fireman

Pimp

(n.) A Muslim with six goats

Philanderer

(n.) A man who considers himself too good to be true

Pleasurable

(n.) Anything which is either illegal, immoral, or fattening

Politically Incorrect

(phr.) Realistically Correct

Photographer

(n.) One with camera who shoot couples on their wedding day