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Parents
(n.) One of the hardships of a minor’s life
n. (pin.ter.est): a virtual chaotic pinboard to waste a lot of time
Pet
(n.): The only member of the family you actually choose and like
Cell phone
(noun): a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people
Peter Schiff
(n.) Gold Salesman
patience
(noun). The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children
Poor
(n.): economically marginalized citizen
Prostitute
(n.) A body entrepreneur
Pharmacist
(n.) one who puts your pills from a big bottle into a smaller bottle
Procrastination
I’ll write the definition later
Pleasurable
(n.) Anything which is either illegal, immoral, or fattening
Academic politics
one of the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low.
Republican Party
Establishment's Red Team which has 90% similarity to the Blue Team (establishment's other team). Also see: Democratic Party
Democratic Party
Establishment’s Blue Team which has 90% similarity to the Red Team (establishment’s other team) Also see: Republican Party
Pollyanna Principle
the belief that getting back with your ex will work out this time.