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Cell phone
(noun): a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people
Pizza delivery driver
(n.) a great job for somebody whom no one is disappointed to see
Pollyanna Principle
the belief that getting back with your ex will work out this time.
P
Another one letter word by millennials. It's a replacement for pretty (as in "I'm p excited") and will show up in your next text conversation
Peter Schiff
(n.) Gold Salesman
Physics
(n.) a scientific field where you use extremely long and complex formulas to explain how a ball rolls
Children’s Paradox
If it tastes good, you can't have it. If it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.
Photogenic
(adj.) Ugly in real life
White People
(n.) The only race you can legally discriminate against.
patience
(noun). The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children