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Potato

(n.) Awesome food that makes French fries, chips, and vodka

Patron

(n.) A customer who doesn't ask prices

P

Another one letter word by millennials. It's a replacement for pretty (as in "I'm p excited") and will show up in your next text conversation read more [....]

Panda

(n.) A multicultural bear: Black, White, and Chinese

Plumber

(n.) A drain surgeon

Peter Schiff

(n.) Gold Salesman

Physics

(n.) a scientific field where you use extremely long and complex formulas to explain how a ball rolls

Photogenic

(adj.) Ugly in real life

Parking Space

(n.) An unfilled opening in an unending line of cars near an unapproachable fire hydrant

Political Candidate

(n.) A person who asks for money from the wealthy and votes from the poor to protect them from each other

Children’s Paradox

If it tastes good, you can't have it. If it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

Parasites

(n.) What you see from the top of a skyscraper

Parents

(n.) The one thing children wear out faster than shoes

White People

(n.) The only race you can legally discriminate against.

Psychologist

(n.) The person who watches everyone else when a beautiful woman enters the room