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patience

(noun). The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children

Pro-Choice

(n.) Well educated, civilized person who can distinguish science from fiction

Psychologist

(n.) The person who watches everyone else when a beautiful woman enters the room

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Premarital sex

(n.) something men support until they have a daughter

Plagiarism

(n.) Unacknowledged theft as opposed to acknowledged one with footnotes

White Privilege

(phr.) Society's preference for someone who is being polite and civilized, showing emotional restraint, working hard, being educated, speaking properly and articulately, being goal-oriented, listening to classical music, making positive life decisions, such as not being associated with thugs and gangstas, not getting in trouble with the law, not being violent, loud and obnoxious, not promoting destructive and ignorant behavior, not failing in school, and not playing the race card.

Password

(n.) Series of letters and numbers written on a post-it note and stuck on a monitor

Pediatrician

(n.) Doctor of little patients

Poor

(n.): economically marginalized citizen

Pro-Life

(n.) Religious organisms who cannot distinguish fiction from science

Prison

(n.) A place which separates black people from society