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Parents
(n.) One of the hardships of a minor’s life
Democratic Party
Establishment’s Blue Team which has 90% similarity to the Red Team (establishment’s other team) Also see: Republican Party
Parenthood
(n.) Feeding the mouth that bites you
Group Project
Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work
Politician
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Cell phone
(noun): a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people
Pizza delivery driver
(n.) a great job for somebody whom no one is disappointed to see
Propaganda
(n.) Patriotism as practiced by our enemies
Pollyanna Principle
the belief that getting back with your ex will work out this time.