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Plastic

Pretty much everything imported from China

Pal

(n.) Walking into someone’s house and your Wi-Fi connects automatically

Parole

(n.) A period at the end of a sentence

Pet

(n.): The only member of the family you actually choose and like

Printer

(n.) a device that jams or run out of ink when you need it most

Past

(n.) Something which is divided between the things you can’t remember, and the things you don’t want to

Democratic Party

Establishment’s Blue Team which has 90% similarity to the Red Team (establishment’s other team) Also see: Republican Party

Practice

(n.) a position when everything works but no one knows why

Parenthood

(n.) Feeding the mouth that bites you

Patriot

(n.) One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses

Group Project

Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work

Politician

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POS

(text) Parent Over Shoulder

Cell phone

(noun):  a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people