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Parents

(n.) One of the hardships of a minor’s life

Democratic Party

Establishment’s Blue Team which has 90% similarity to the Red Team (establishment’s other team) Also see: Republican Party

Practice

(n.) a position when everything works but no one knows why

Parenthood

(n.) Feeding the mouth that bites you

Patriot

(n.) One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses

Group Project

Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work

Politician

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POS

(text) Parent Over Shoulder

Cell phone

(noun):  a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people

Pronoun

(n.) a noun which is not amateur anymore

Pizza delivery driver

(n.) a great job for somebody whom no one is disappointed to see

Propaganda

(n.) Patriotism as practiced by our enemies

Pollyanna Principle

the belief that getting back with your ex will work out this time.

Pervert

(n.) Muslim male

Pregnancy

(n.) The shape of things to come