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Prison

(n.) A place which separates black people from society

Parallel lines

(n.) A sad math story where they have so much in common but never meet

Psychologist

(n.) The person who watches everyone else when a beautiful woman enters the room

Panda

(n.) A multicultural bear: Black, White, and Chinese

Pizza delivery driver

(n.) a great job for somebody whom no one is disappointed to see

Psychotic

(n.) A condition if you’re not religious and God talks to you

Past

(n.) Something which is divided between the things you can’t remember, and the things you don’t want to

Passive Aggressive

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Pimp

(n.) A Muslim with six goats

Pennsylvania

(n.) a state with two cities that hate each other divided by the Amish

Probability

(n.) The 50% chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Prunes

(n.) Something you shouldn’t eat when you’re hungry

Peanut butter

(n.) a gourmet food group for college students

Password

(n.) Series of letters and numbers written on a post-it note and stuck on a monitor

Parasites

(n.) What you see from the top of a skyscraper