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Plastic

Pretty much everything imported from China

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Pal

(n.) Walking into someone’s house and your Wi-Fi connects automatically

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Parole

(n.) A period at the end of a sentence

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Pet

(n.): The only member of the family you actually choose and like

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Printer

(n.) a device that jams or run out of ink when you need it most

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Past

(n.) Something which is divided between the things you can’t remember, and the things you don’t want to

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Political Tolerance

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Democratic Party

Establishment’s Blue Team which has 90% similarity to the Red Team (establishment’s other team) Also see: Republican Party

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Practice

(n.) a position when everything works but no one knows why

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Parenthood

(n.) Feeding the mouth that bites you

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Patriot

(n.) One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses

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Group Project

Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work

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Politician

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POS

(text) Parent Over Shoulder

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Cell phone

(noun):  a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people

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