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Cell phone

(noun):  a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people

Pronoun

(n.) a noun which is not amateur anymore

Pizza delivery driver

(n.) a great job for somebody whom no one is disappointed to see

Pollyanna Principle

the belief that getting back with your ex will work out this time.

Pervert

(n.) Muslim male

P

Another one letter word by millennials. It's a replacement for pretty (as in "I'm p excited") and will show up in your next text conversation read more [....]

Potato

(n.) Awesome food that makes French fries, chips, and vodka

Peter Schiff

(n.) Gold Salesman

Physics

(n.) a scientific field where you use extremely long and complex formulas to explain how a ball rolls

Panda

(n.) A multicultural bear: Black, White, and Chinese

Children’s Paradox

If it tastes good, you can't have it. If it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

Photogenic

(adj.) Ugly in real life

White People

(n.) The only race you can legally discriminate against.

Parasites

(n.) What you see from the top of a skyscraper

patience

(noun). The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children