P
Peeing at the bar
(v.) the time you realize how much money you wasted on expensive beer.
Philosopher
(n.) A married man with a bad wife
White Privilege
(phr.) Society's preference for someone who is being polite and civilized, showing emotional restraint, working hard, being educated, speaking properly and articulately, being goal-oriented, listening to classical music, making positive life decisions, such as not being associated with thugs and gangstas, not getting in trouble with the law, not being violent, loud and obnoxious, not promoting destructive and ignorant behavior, not failing in school, and not playing the race card.
White People
(n.) The only race you can legally discriminate against.
Group Project
Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work
Pessimist
(n.) an optimist with real world experience
P
Another one letter word by millennials. It's a replacement for pretty (as in "I'm p excited") and will show up in your next text conversation
Philosophy
the art of over explaining the obvious
Pyrrhic victory
You look great for your age
Pragmatism
If at first you don’t succeed, cheat until caught, then lie.
Plagiarism vs. Research
to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Pollyanna Principle
the belief that getting back with your ex will work out this time.