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Parents

(n.) One of the hardships of a minor’s life

Landscape Photographer

(n.) One who shows people how beautiful the Earth would be without them

Pizza Delivery Boy

(n.) One who goes to strange people's houses and takes their money

Political Candidate

(n.) A person who asks for money from the wealthy and votes from the poor to protect them from each other

Patriot

(n.) One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses

Positive Thinking

(n.) Self-improvement through self-deception

Plagiarism

(n.) Failure to adorn stolen ideas with footnotes, as opposed to scholarship, which repeatedly acknowledges the theft

Pet Choice

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Politics

(n.) Where people work hard to get a job and do nothing after they get it

Pasta

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