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pinterest

n. (pin.ter.est): a virtual chaotic pinboard to waste a lot of time

Pet

(n.): The only member of the family you actually choose and like

Cell phone

(noun):  a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people

Peter Schiff

(n.) Gold Salesman

patience

(noun). The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children

Poor

(n.): economically marginalized citizen

Prostitute

(n.) A body entrepreneur

Pharmacist

(n.) one who puts your pills from a big bottle into a smaller bottle

Procrastination

I’ll write the definition later

Pleasurable

(n.) Anything which is either illegal, immoral, or fattening

Academic politics

one of the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low.

Republican Party

Establishment's Red Team which has 90% similarity to the Blue Team (establishment's other team). Also see: Democratic Party

Democratic Party

Establishment’s Blue Team which has 90% similarity to the Red Team (establishment’s other team) Also see: Republican Party

Pollyanna Principle

the belief that getting back with your ex will work out this time.

Children’s Paradox

If it tastes good, you can't have it. If it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.