P

Prison

(n.) A place which separates black people from society

Parallel lines

(n.) A sad math story where they have so much in common but never meet

Pig

(n.) Bacon

Porcupine

(n.) Arrow pig

Photographer

(n.) One with camera who shoot couples on their wedding day

Pilot

(n.) An airline employee who spends most of the day looking out the window

Pizza Delivery Boy

(n.) A guy who goes to strange people's houses and takes their money

Parenthood

(n.) Feeding the mouth that bites you

Pregnancy

(n.) The shape of things to come

Parking Space

(n.) An unfilled opening in an unending line of cars near an unapproachable fire hydrant

Plagiarism

(n.) Unacknowledged theft as opposed to acknowledged one with footnotes

Pillow

(n.) A catch basin device to collect your drool during sleep

Pancake

(n.) Au undisciplined waffle with an attitude

Puberty

(n.) The awkward age when a child is too old to say something cute and too young to say something sensible

Paper Deadline

(n.) Sudden urge to deep clean your room