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Religion
(n.) (1) the class of literature comprising works of imaginative narration, especially in prose form; (2) a story not founded on facts; (3) a story about supernatural or extraordinary persons or incidents;
Retraction
(n.) The revision of an insult to give it wider circulation
Radio
(n.) an device you use in the car to listen non-stop commercials which are briefly interrupted by occasional music
Academic Research
(n.) Finding 10,000 ways that don't work
Republican Party
Establishment's Red Team which has 90% similarity to the Blue Team (establishment's other team). Also see: Democratic Party
Revolutionary
(n.) An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor
Racist
(n.) anybody who wins an argument against a Democrat
Rational
(adj.) the way men and women act when all other possibilities have been exhausted
Reading
(v.) past time activity before social media
Recursion
(n.) Repetitive recurrence. If you still don't get it, see: Reiteration
(n.) Procrastinators’ heaven
Raisin
(n.) A grape with a sunburn
Plagiarism vs. Research
to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Rhetoric
(n.) Language in a dress suit
Retard
(n.) a word that is used to describe anyone except the mentally disabled