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Revenge
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Regret
(n.) Insight that comes a day too late
Religious Extremism
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Riding
(v.) The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground
Reckless Driver
(n.) Anyone who passes you on the highway in spite of all you can do
Retirement
(n.) The time of life when you stop lying about your age and start lying about the house
Rhetoric
(n.) Language in a dress suit
Recursion
(n.) Repetitive recurrence. If you still don't get it, see: Reiteration
Revolutionary
(n.) An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor
Retraction
(n.) The revision of an insult to give it wider circulation
Road Maintenance Workers
(n.) Government employees who sit on the grass all day and watch people walk past them
Star Ratings
see Chart
Relativity
(n.) The softness of the bread is directly proportional to the hardness of the butter
Refrigerator
(n.) Cold beer storage device
Rechargeable battery
(n.) An energy storage device which dies at the most critical time of the most complex task