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Reality

(n.) The annoying time between sleep and social media

Star Ratings

see Chart

Ramen

(n.) a gourmet food for college students

Revenge

video

Rotisserie

(n.) A Ferris wheel for chickens

Redneck

(n.): rustically inclined individual who owns a home that is mobile and five cars that aren't

Road Maintenance Workers

(n.) Government employees who sit on the grass all day and watch people walk past them

Retired

(adj.) a state where adults wanna be when they grow up

Reality

(n.) It is much harder to find a job than to keep one

Religion

(n.) (1) the class of literature comprising works of imaginative narration, especially in prose form; (2) a story not founded on facts; (3) a story about supernatural or extraordinary persons or incidents; read more [....]

Retraction

(n.) The revision of an insult to give it wider circulation

Radio

(n.) an device you use in the car to listen non-stop commercials which are briefly interrupted by occasional music

Academic Research

(n.) Finding 10,000 ways that don't work

Republican Party

Establishment's Red Team which has 90% similarity to the Blue Team (establishment's other team). Also see: Democratic Party

Revolutionary

(n.) An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor