(n.) A grape with a sunburn
to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
(n.) a word that is used to describe anyone except the mentally disabled
(n.) The easiest way to find something lost around the house
Character is what you are; reputation is what others think you are
(n.) Fighting over who has the best imaginary friend
(n.) The softness of the bread is directly proportional to the hardness of the butter
(n.) an object which is slightly more comfortable to sleep on than a plane seat
(n.) a place where theory and practice are combined; nothing works and nobody knows why
(n.) An energy storage device which dies at the most critical time of the most complex task
(phr.) White racism is everywhere and permanent.
(n.) Running on the treadmill for half an hour and realizing it’s been only 5 minutes
(n.) Doing whatever your enemies don’t want you to do
(n.) the only person who gets it
(n.) Poor man’s Massachusetts