(v.) The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground

(n.) Running on the treadmill for half an hour and realizing it’s been only 5 minutes

(n.) Doing whatever your enemies don’t want you to do

(n.) the only person who gets it

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(n.) Poor man’s Massachusetts

(n.) Cold beer storage device

(n.) Hillary Clinton’s job description as the Secretary of State

(n.) Insight that comes a day too late

(n.) A consequence that is forced down your throat

(n.) The annoying time between sleep and social media

(n.) a gourmet food for college students