(n.) Government employees who sit on the grass all day and watch people walk past them

(n.) The revision of an insult to give it wider circulation

(n.) An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor

(n.) Repetitive recurrence. If you still don't get it, see: Reiteration

(n.) Language in a dress suit

(n.) The time of life when you stop lying about your age and start lying about the house

(n.) Anyone who passes you on the highway in spite of all you can do

(v.) The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground

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(n.) Insight that comes a day too late

(n.) A Ferris wheel for chickens

(n.) Cold beer storage device

(n.) Doing whatever your enemies don’t want you to do