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Revenge

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Road Maintenance Workers

(n.) Government employees who sit on the grass all day and watch people walk past them

Retraction

(n.) The revision of an insult to give it wider circulation

Revolutionary

(n.) An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor

Recursion

(n.) Repetitive recurrence. If you still don't get it, see: Reiteration

Rhetoric

(n.) Language in a dress suit

Retirement

(n.) The time of life when you stop lying about your age and start lying about the house

Reckless Driver

(n.) Anyone who passes you on the highway in spite of all you can do

Riding

(v.) The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground

Regret

(n.) Insight that comes a day too late

Rotisserie

(n.) A Ferris wheel for chickens

Star Ratings

see Chart

Refrigerator

(n.) Cold beer storage device

Retaliation

(n.) Doing whatever your enemies don’t want you to do