(v.) The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground

(n.) Doing whatever your enemies don’t want you to do

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(n.) Cold beer storage device

(n.) Insight that comes a day too late

(n.) Government employees who sit on the grass all day and watch people walk past them

(n.) It is much harder to find a job than to keep one

(n.) The revision of an insult to give it wider circulation

(n.) An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor

(adj.) the way men and women act when all other possibilities have been exhausted

(n.) Repetitive recurrence. If you still don't get it, see: Reiteration

(n.) A grape with a sunburn