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Raisin

(n.) A grape with a sunburn

Plagiarism vs. Research

to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Retard

(n.) a word that is used to describe anyone except the mentally disabled

Replacement

(n.) The easiest way to find something lost around the house

Character vs. Reputation

Character is what you are; reputation is what others think you are

Religious war

(n.) Fighting over who has the best imaginary friend

Relativity

(n.) The softness of the bread is directly proportional to the hardness of the butter

Rock

(n.) an object which is slightly more comfortable to sleep on than a plane seat

Research lab

(n.) a place where theory and practice are combined; nothing works and nobody knows why

Rechargeable battery

(n.) An energy storage device which dies at the most critical time of the most complex task

Critical Race Theory

(phr.) White racism is everywhere and permanent. read more [....]

Relativity

(n.) Running on the treadmill for half an hour and realizing it’s been only 5 minutes

Retaliation

(n.) Doing whatever your enemies don’t want you to do

Realist

(n.) the only person who gets it

Rhode Island

(n.) Poor man’s Massachusetts