(n.) The softness of the bread is directly proportional to the hardness of the butter

(n.) Cold beer storage device

(n.) An energy storage device which dies at the most critical time of the most complex task

(n.) Doing whatever your enemies don’t want you to do

(n.) The easiest way to find something lost around the house

(n.) A grape with a sunburn

(adj.) the way men and women act when all other possibilities have been exhausted

(n.) It is much harder to find a job than to keep one

(n.) A Ferris wheel for chickens

(n.) A consequence that is forced down your throat

(n.) Poor man’s Massachusetts

(n.) Running on the treadmill for half an hour and realizing it’s been only 5 minutes

(n.) a place where theory and practice are combined; nothing works and nobody knows why