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Revenge

video

Regret

(n.) Insight that comes a day too late

Riding

(v.) The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground

Reckless Driver

(n.) Anyone who passes you on the highway in spite of all you can do

Retirement

(n.) The time of life when you stop lying about your age and start lying about the house

Rhetoric

(n.) Language in a dress suit

Recursion

(n.) Repetitive recurrence. If you still don't get it, see: Reiteration

Revolutionary

(n.) An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor

Retraction

(n.) The revision of an insult to give it wider circulation

Road Maintenance Workers

(n.) Government employees who sit on the grass all day and watch people walk past them

Star Ratings

see Chart

Relativity

(n.) The softness of the bread is directly proportional to the hardness of the butter

Refrigerator

(n.) Cold beer storage device

Rechargeable battery

(n.) An energy storage device which dies at the most critical time of the most complex task