(n.) Government employees who sit on the grass all day and watch people walk past them

(n.) It is much harder to find a job than to keep one

(adj.) the way men and women act when all other possibilities have been exhausted

(n.) A grape with a sunburn

(n.) The easiest way to find something lost around the house

(n.) The softness of the bread is directly proportional to the hardness of the butter

(n.) An energy storage device which dies at the most critical time of the most complex task

(n.) Doing whatever your enemies don’t want you to do

(n.) Cold beer storage device

(n.) A Ferris wheel for chickens

(n.) The revision of an insult to give it wider circulation

(n.) An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor

(n.) Repetitive recurrence. If you still don't get it, see: Reiteration