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Revenge
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Road Maintenance Workers
(n.) Government employees who sit on the grass all day and watch people walk past them
Retraction
(n.) The revision of an insult to give it wider circulation
Revolutionary
(n.) An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor
Recursion
(n.) Repetitive recurrence. If you still don't get it, see: Reiteration
Rhetoric
(n.) Language in a dress suit
Retirement
(n.) The time of life when you stop lying about your age and start lying about the house
Reckless Driver
(n.) Anyone who passes you on the highway in spite of all you can do
Riding
(v.) The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground
Religious Extremism
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Regret
(n.) Insight that comes a day too late
Rotisserie
(n.) A Ferris wheel for chickens
Star Ratings
see Chart
Refrigerator
(n.) Cold beer storage device
Retaliation
(n.) Doing whatever your enemies don’t want you to do