(n.) Insight that comes a day too late

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(v.) The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground

(n.) Anyone who passes you on the highway in spite of all you can do

(n.) The time of life when you stop lying about your age and start lying about the house

(n.) Language in a dress suit

(n.) Repetitive recurrence. If you still don't get it, see: Reiteration

(n.) An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor

(n.) The revision of an insult to give it wider circulation

(n.) Government employees who sit on the grass all day and watch people walk past them

(n.) The softness of the bread is directly proportional to the hardness of the butter

(n.) Cold beer storage device

(n.) An energy storage device which dies at the most critical time of the most complex task