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Star Ratings

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Relativity

(n.) The softness of the bread is directly proportional to the hardness of the butter

Refrigerator

(n.) Cold beer storage device

Rechargeable battery

(n.) An energy storage device which dies at the most critical time of the most complex task

Retaliation

(n.) Doing whatever your enemies don’t want you to do

Replacement

(n.) The easiest way to find something lost around the house

Raisin

(n.) A grape with a sunburn

Academic Research

(n.) Finding 10,000 ways that don't work

Rational

(adj.) the way men and women act when all other possibilities have been exhausted

Reality

(n.) It is much harder to find a job than to keep one

Rotisserie

(n.) A Ferris wheel for chickens

Ramification

(n.) A consequence that is forced down your throat

Rhode Island

(n.) Poor man’s Massachusetts

Relativity

(n.) Running on the treadmill for half an hour and realizing it’s been only 5 minutes

Research lab

(n.) a place where theory and practice are combined; nothing works and nobody knows why