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Riding

(v.) The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground

Retaliation

(n.) Doing whatever your enemies don’t want you to do

Refrigerator

(n.) Cold beer storage device

Regret

(n.) Insight that comes a day too late

Star Ratings

see Chart

Revenge

video

Road Maintenance Workers

(n.) Government employees who sit on the grass all day and watch people walk past them

Reality

(n.) It is much harder to find a job than to keep one

Retraction

(n.) The revision of an insult to give it wider circulation

Academic Research

(n.) Finding 10,000 ways that don't work

Revolutionary

(n.) An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor

Rational

(adj.) the way men and women act when all other possibilities have been exhausted

Recursion

(n.) Repetitive recurrence. If you still don't get it, see: Reiteration

Raisin

(n.) A grape with a sunburn