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Slogan

(n.) A good old substitute for the facts

Specialist

(n.) A man who knows more and more about less and less

Shoplifter

(n.) Undocumented Shopper

Self-respect

(n.) The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious

Science

(n.) An orderly and systematic arrangement of factual information

Stubbornness

Image

Supervisor

(n.) Someone who's late when you're early and early when you're late

State-Of-The-Art

(n.) Soon-to-be-obsolete

Spoiled Brat

(n.) Other people’s children

Scissors

(n.) A piece maker

Social Justice

(n.) A decision in minorities’ favor

Shoplifting

(n.) Free enterprise until caught

Sympathy

(n.) What one woman offers another in exchange for details

Shipment

(n.) Something you transport by car (also, see cargo)

Suburbia

(n.) A place where we tear out the trees and then name streets after them