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Sarcasm

(n. ) the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Siblings

(n.) a reminder that your parents had sex more than once

Smart

(n.) Knowing how dumb you are

SH

Shit Happens

Shipment

(n.) Something you transport by car (also, see cargo)

Statistics

(n.): a method where the size of a small p-value makes you significant

South Africa

(n.) A country version of Detroit+Oakland+ Cleveland+Baltimore+Birmingham+St. Louis

Salie Mae

(n.) The only college friend you’ll have for the rest of your life

Second Place

(n.) The first loser

Shoplifter

(n.) Undocumented Shopper

Soccer

(n.) a team sport played with 11 men where Germany wins

Suspense

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Social Worker

(n.) Someone who helps solve people’s problems by making their life more complex

Small Town

(n.) Where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and all buy the weekly newspaper to see how much the editor dares to print

Technical Support

(n.)  a person in India who solves problems you can’t