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Sip

(v.) To gulp down half of your friend’s drink

Salie Mae

(n.) The only college friend you’ll have for the rest of your life

Salad

(n.) Something you're required to eat when you're a kid and after you're married

Shocked

(v.) Something you found out that your toaster wasn’t waterproof

Star Ratings

see Chart

Siri

(n.) Steven Hawkins’ wife

Stick

(n.) a boomerang that doesn’t come back

Senate

(n.) Kindergarten for adults

Saturday

(n.) Foreplay for Sunday

Snack

(n.) Something to eat when you have nothing to do

Smart Choice

(phr.) It works better if you plug it in

Smart

(n.) Knowing how dumb you are

Solution

(n.) the main source of problems