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Spoiled Brat

(n.) Other people’s children

State-Of-The-Art

(n.) Soon-to-be-obsolete

Supervisor

(n.) Someone who's late when you're early and early when you're late

Stubbornness

Image

Science

(n.) An orderly and systematic arrangement of factual information

Self-respect

(n.) The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious

Shoplifter

(n.) Undocumented Shopper

Slogan

(n.) A good old substitute for the facts

Specialist

(n.) A man who knows more and more about less and less

Superbowl

(n.) NFL championship game, where we see 30 second clips of men running in between over-hyped commercials

Common Sense

n. (kämən ˈsens) (1) A rare form of judgement in practical manners, only 1 in 50,000 are born with it; (2) Captain Obvious; (3) like a deodorant, the people who need it most, never use it.

Sarcasm

(n. ) the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Technical Support

(n.)  a person in India who solves problems you can’t

Study

(v.) The act of texting, eating, and watching videos with an open textbook nearby

Shit happens

(idiom) (1) bad things happen as part of life and cannot be prevented; (2) applicable to all cultures: read more [....]