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Study

(v.) The act of texting, eating, and watching videos with an open textbook nearby

School reunion

(n.) A meeting where you realize why you haven’t seen these people for 20 years

Saturday

(n.) Foreplay for Sunday

Sattire

(n.) Sarcasm for Gentlemen

Sympathy

(n.) What one woman offers another in exchange for details

Airplane seat

(n.) a place which is less comfortable to sleep on than a rock or a barbed-wired fence

Stupid

(n.) one who believes in the news on mainstream media

Selfie

(n.) a terrorist attack in the Middle East

Spork

Image

Santa

Image

Sadist

(n.) An extroverted masochist

Snoring

(v.) The sound of sleeping

Shit happens

(idiom) (1) bad things happen as part of life and cannot be prevented; (2) applicable to all cultures: read more [....]

Sleeping

(v.) Like dying but without the commitment