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Sunglasses

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Sardonic

(adj.) Sarcasm for cynical introverts

Surgeon

(n.) Serial killer with credentials

Sunbathing

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Sociology

(n.) Journalism without news

Snoring

(v.) The sound of sleeping

Small Town

(n.) Where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and all buy the weekly newspaper to see how much the editor dares to print

Strip Poker

(n.) A game in which the more you lose the more you have to show for it

Small Town

(n.) A place where nothing happens every minute

Skeptic

(n.) One who won’t take anything for an answer

Sabbatical

(n.) A Latin word meaning, “I quit, but you won’t know it for certain for a year.”

Spine

(n.) A long, limber bone which connects your head to your ass