(adj.) sarcastic yes

(n.) A meeting where you realize why you haven’t seen these people for 20 years

(v.) Like dying but without the commitment

(phr.) Taking a break from procrastinating

(n.) a place where parents pay and children play

(n.) an upward curve which can set a lot of things straight

(n.) a timeframe where you don’t know what day it is

(n.) fake supper alternative

(phr.) a skill you’ll need when you’re homeless

(n.) the bristles on the side of an escalator

(n.) A country version of Detroit+Oakland+ Cleveland+Baltimore+Birmingham+St. Louis

(n.) one who believes in the news on mainstream media

(n.) American public who trusts the government and believes their statistics