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Sarcasm

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Santa

(n.) Creepy old man in red clothes who breaks into your house, eats your food, and leaves things behind

Saint

(n.) Media’s depiction of black thugs who harass, rob, injure, threaten, and kill other people, and eventually got killed by cops.

Technical Support

(n.) A Mumbai resident who does precision guess work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

Social Justice

(phr.) A mental illness, seen mostly in college students who think it’s cool and fashionable to be entitled, disruptive, impulsive, hyperactive, violent, racist, fascist, and possess oppositional behaviors.

Soccer

(n.) a team sport played with 11 men where Germany wins

Hollywood Stars

(n.) Miraculous transformation of 0.01% of high-school dropout busboys, waiters, waitresses, and low-budget porn movie actresses.

Stress

(n.) a physical, chemical, or emotional factor that causes bodily or mental tension if you give a shit

Selfie

(n.) Me, Myself, and I

Snowballs

(n.) plural. The difference between snowmen and snowwomen

Shepherd

(n.) An Arab with 500 girlfriends

Airplane seat

(n.) a place which is less comfortable to sleep on than the following competitors: A rock A barbed-wired fence A volcano

See you around

(phr.) nice way to say to people you don’t want to see them again, ever.

Science Fair

Parents talent competition