(n.) The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious

(n.) Undocumented Shopper

(n.) A good old substitute for the facts

(n.) A man who knows more and more about less and less

(n.) An orderly and systematic arrangement of factual information

(n.) the art of never having to say you’re wrong

(n.) the bristles on the side of an escalator

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(n.) The employment agency for Liberal Arts majors

(phr.) A mental illness, seen mostly in college students who think it’s cool and fashionable to be entitled, disruptive, impulsive, hyperactive, violent, racist, fascist, and possess oppositional behaviors.

(n.) A leading cause of divorce.

(n.) A framework of Islamic laws terrorists must follow

(n.) A game in which the more you lose the more you have to show for it

(n. ) the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

(n.) a reminder that your parents had sex more than once