(n. ) the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

(n.) a reminder that your parents had sex more than once

(n.) Knowing how dumb you are

Shit Happens

(n.) Something you transport by car (also, see cargo)

(n.): a method where the size of a small p-value makes you significant

(n.) A country version of Detroit+Oakland+ Cleveland+Baltimore+Birmingham+St. Louis

(n.) The only college friend you’ll have for the rest of your life

(n.) The first loser

(n.) Undocumented Shopper

(n.) a team sport played with 11 men where Germany wins

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(n.) Someone who helps solve people’s problems by making their life more complex

(n.) Where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and all buy the weekly newspaper to see how much the editor dares to print