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Statistics

(n.) the art of never having to say you’re wrong

Shoe Cleaner

(n.) the bristles on the side of an escalator

Starbucks

(n.) The employment agency for Liberal Arts majors

Self-respect

(n.) The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious

Social Justice

(phr.) A mental illness, seen mostly in college students who think it’s cool and fashionable to be entitled, disruptive, impulsive, hyperactive, violent, racist, fascist, and possess oppositional behaviors.

Stalemate

(n.) A leading cause of divorce.

Sharia

(n.) A framework of Islamic laws terrorists must follow

Strip Poker

(n.) A game in which the more you lose the more you have to show for it

Sarcasm

(n. ) the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Siblings

(n.) a reminder that your parents had sex more than once

Smart

(n.) Knowing how dumb you are

SH

Shit Happens

Shipment

(n.) Something you transport by car (also, see cargo)

Statistics

(n.): a method where the size of a small p-value makes you significant