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Sure

(adj.) sarcastic yes

School reunion

(n.) A meeting where you realize why you haven’t seen these people for 20 years

Sleeping

(v.) Like dying but without the commitment

Study break

(phr.) Taking a break from procrastinating

School

(n.) a place where parents pay and children play

Smile

(n.) an upward curve which can set a lot of things straight

Summer

(n.) a timeframe where you don’t know what day it is

Soup

(n.) fake supper alternative

Street smart

(phr.) a skill you’ll need when you’re homeless

Shoe Cleaner

(n.) the bristles on the side of an escalator

South Africa

(n.) A country version of Detroit+Oakland+ Cleveland+Baltimore+Birmingham+St. Louis

Sarah Palin

(n.) a random representation of average American women, who was hated by all average American women because of their self-reflection

Stupid

(n.) one who believes in the news on mainstream media

Sheep

(n.) American public who trusts the government and believes their statistics