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Sarcasm

(n. ) the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Statistics

(n.): a method where the size of a small p-value makes you significant

Soccer

(n.) a team sport played with 11 men where Germany wins

Technical Support

(n.)  a person in India who solves problems you can’t

Science Fair

Parents talent competition

Saint

(n.) Media’s depiction of black thugs who harass, rob, injure, threaten, and kill other people, and eventually got killed by cops.

Study

(v.) The act of texting, eating, and watching videos with an open textbook nearby

Airplane seat

(n.) a place which is less comfortable to sleep on than a rock or a barbed-wired fence

Santa

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Shit happens

(idiom) (1) bad things happen as part of life and cannot be prevented; (2) applicable to all cultures: read more [....]

See you around

(phr.) nice way to say to people you don’t want to see them again, ever.

Santa

(n.) Creepy old man in red clothes who breaks into your house, eats your food, and leaves things behind

Sunglasses

A wearable device which allows you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Instagram in real life

Shepherd

(n.) An Arab with 500 girlfriends

Sarcasm

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