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Science Fair

Parents talent competition

Sarah Palin

(n.) a random representation of average American women, who was hated by all average American women because of their self-reflection

Sip

(v.) To gulp down half of your friend’s drink

Sense of Humor

(n.) Being able to laugh at other people's failures

Saint

(n.) Media’s depiction of black thugs who harass, rob, injure, threaten, and kill other people, and eventually got killed by cops.

Studying

(v.) 30% cellphone, 25 % food, 15 % other people, 25% movies, 4% other, 1% book

Science Fiction

(n.) Fairy tales for nerd

Study

(v.) The act of texting, eating, and watching videos with an open textbook nearby

School reunion

(n.) A meeting where you realize why you haven’t seen these people for 20 years

Saturday

(n.) Foreplay for Sunday

Sattire

(n.) Sarcasm for Gentlemen

Sympathy

(n.) What one woman offers another in exchange for details

Airplane seat

(n.) a place which is less comfortable to sleep on than a rock or a barbed-wired fence

Stupid

(n.) one who believes in the news on mainstream media