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Shoplifter

(n.) Undocumented Shopper

Slogan

(n.) A good old substitute for the facts

Specialist

(n.) A man who knows more and more about less and less

Sarcasm

(n. ) the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Siblings

(n.) a reminder that your parents had sex more than once

Smart

(n.) Knowing how dumb you are

SH

Shit Happens

Shipment

(n.) Something you transport by car (also, see cargo)

Statistics

(n.): a method where the size of a small p-value makes you significant

South Africa

(n.) A country version of Detroit+Oakland+ Cleveland+Baltimore+Birmingham+St. Louis

Salie Mae

(n.) The only college friend you’ll have for the rest of your life

Second Place

(n.) The first loser

Soccer

(n.) a team sport played with 11 men where Germany wins

Suspense

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Social Worker

(n.) Someone who helps solve people’s problems by making their life more complex