S
Shoplifter
(n.) Undocumented Shopper
Slogan
(n.) A good old substitute for the facts
Specialist
(n.) A man who knows more and more about less and less
Sarcasm
(n. ) the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Siblings
(n.) a reminder that your parents had sex more than once
Smart
(n.) Knowing how dumb you are
SH
Shit Happens
Shipment
(n.) Something you transport by car (also, see cargo)
Statistics
(n.): a method where the size of a small p-value makes you significant
South Africa
(n.) A country version of Detroit+Oakland+ Cleveland+Baltimore+Birmingham+St. Louis
Salie Mae
(n.) The only college friend you’ll have for the rest of your life
Second Place
(n.) The first loser
Soccer
(n.) a team sport played with 11 men where Germany wins
Suspense
............................................
Social Worker
(n.) Someone who helps solve people’s problems by making their life more complex