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Sip

(v.) To gulp down half of your friend’s drink

Sense of Humor

(n.) Being able to laugh at other people's failures

Slogan

(n.) A good old substitute for the facts

Studying

(v.) 30% cellphone, 25 % food, 15 % other people, 25% movies, 4% other, 1% book

Science Fiction

(n.) Fairy tales for nerd

Saturday

(n.) Foreplay for Sunday

Sattire

(n.) Sarcasm for Gentlemen

Sympathy

(n.) What one woman offers another in exchange for details

Selfie

(n.) a terrorist attack in the Middle East

Spork

Image

Specialist

(n.) A man who knows more and more about less and less

Sadist

(n.) An extroverted masochist

Snoring

(v.) The sound of sleeping