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Taxpayer

(n.) A person who has the government on his payroll

Tribute

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Thanks

(n.) A down payment on the next favor

Travel Brochure

(n.) A trip teaser

Tears

(n.) A good-bye product

Tattoo

(n.) Permanent proof of temporary insanity

Troops

(n.) Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets for the 1%

Justin Trudeau

(n.) Angela Merkel's Canadian girlfriend

Traffic Light

(n.) The green light that changes to red as your car approaches

Twins

(n.) Wombmates

Thrift

(n.) Common sense applied to spending

Tact

(n.) The art of saying nothing when there is nothing to say

Time

(n.) The arbitrary division of eternity