T

Tourist

(n.) A person in china who doesn't eat dog

Toilet

(n.) Porcelain throne

Taser

(n.) The device you have to buy when your spouse says the spark is gone

Tact

(n.) Something people have who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic

Trouble

(n.) Something that is easy to get into but hard to get out of

Target

(n.) Red Walmart

Tchaikovsky

(n.) The only winner in the War of 1812

Tycoon

(n.) A person for whom the government makes customized laws

Television

(n.) A commercial delivery system

Toilet paper

(n.) the only object that deals with assholes on a daily basis

Toothache

(n.) The pain that drives you to extraction

Tomorrow

(n.) One of the greatest labor saving devices of today

Team work

(n.) an opportunity to put the blame on someone else

Thesaurus

Picture

Three inches

(n.) the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"