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Transgender
(n.) Justifiable and politically correct excuse for any male who gets caught in girls’ locker room.
Technical Support
(n.) A Mumbai resident who does precision guess work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
Thorough
(adj.) an adjective with relativity to appreciate and praise your wife to be extremely attentive to accuracy and detail. For example, when you take a long time, you're slow. When your wife takes a long time, she's thorough.
Critical Race Theory
(phr.) White racism is everywhere and permanent.
Donald Trump
President Toddler
Teenager
(n.) a life form who has everything but appreciates nothing
We need to talk
I need to complain
Henry David Thoreau
American writer, poet, philosopher, transcendentalist, abolitionist, tax resister, environmentalist, development critic, surveyor, minimalist, and historian. A true anarchist and original social-justice activist of its time.
Applied Terror
The night before the English History midterm, your professor will assign 200 pages of new material
That’s Interesting, Dear
Are you still talking?
It’s a guy thing
There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical
Tomorrow
(n.) A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement are stored
Technical Support
(n.) a person in India who solves problems you can’t