(n.) the day you could have sworn was Friday

(n.) People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike

(n.) A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement are stored

(n.) the only object that deals with assholes on a daily basis

(adj.) an adjective with relativity to appreciate and praise your wife to be extremely attentive to accuracy and detail. For example, when you take a long time, you're slow. When your wife takes a long time, she's thorough.

(n.) A person in china who doesn't eat dog

(n.) a place when you know everything but nothing works

(n.) A person who swore he would starve before teaching, and who has been doing both ever since

(phr.) A blond female with long legs, big boobs, and shopping addiction

(n.) The pain that drives you to extraction

(n.) Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets for the 1%

(n.) Expensive storage surface used to store unfinished projects in your basement

(n.) another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating