(n.) Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets for the 1%

(n.) The green light that changes to red as your car approaches

(n.) Wombmates

(n.) Common sense applied to spending

(n.) The art of saying nothing when there is nothing to say

(n.) The arbitrary division of eternity

(n.) That uncomfortable feeling that the other fellow might be right after all

(n.) Remorse code

(n.) A hunch with a college education that you don’t have to prove

(n.) A person who swore he would starve before teaching, and who has been doing both ever since

(n.) People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike

(n.) Women’s interpretation of any part under a car’s hood

(n.) A drink which makes you feel like a cactus at night and thorns grow inward next morning