T

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Trophy Wife

(phr.) A blond female with long legs, big boobs, and shopping addiction

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C

Toothache

(n.) The pain that drives you to extraction

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C

Troops

(n.) Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets for the 1%

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C

Technical Support

(n.) A Mumbai resident who does precision guess work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

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C

Table Saw

(n.) Expensive storage surface used to store unfinished projects in your basement

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C

Thanksgiving

(n.) another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating

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C

Theory

(n.) A hunch with a college education that you don’t have to prove

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C

It’s a guy thing

There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical

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C

Tomorrow

(n.) One of the greatest labor saving devices of today

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C

Tattoo

(n.) Permanent proof of temporary insanity

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C

Transgender

(n.) Justifiable and politically correct excuse for any male who gets caught in girls’ locker room.

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C

Team player

(n.) An office worker who isn’t supposed to question authority

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C

Trump’s wall

(n.) a protection entity which will be built with Hillary’s emails because nobody can get over them

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C

Tolerance

(n.) That uncomfortable feeling that the other fellow might be right after all

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C

That’s Interesting, Dear

Are you still talking?

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