(n.) A person who has the government on his payroll

(n.) A commercial delivery system

(n.) A good-bye product

(n.) Brainwashing and fattening combo device

(n.) An expensive dusty storage device that moves

(n.) The most ‘Murican’ part of ‘Murica’

(n.) Remorse code

plural (typpos) : an eror (as of speling) in typeed materal

(n.) A person for whom the government makes customized laws

(n.) A trip teaser

(n.) One who makes corporate propaganda feel like folksy truthisms

(n.) Minding someone else’s business.

(n.) The art of saying nothing when there is nothing to say