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Taxpayer
(n.) A person who has the government on his payroll
Tourist
(n.) A person in china who doesn't eat dog
Table Saw
(n.) Expensive storage surface used to store unfinished projects in your basement
Team player
(n.) An office worker who isn’t supposed to question authority
Treadmill
(n.) An expensive dusty storage device that moves
TV Ad Director
(n.) One who makes corporate propaganda feel like folksy truthisms
Tax Accountant
(n.) One who takes numbers on pieces of paper, rearranges them and puts them on different pieces of paper
Technical Writer
(n.) A kind of author who writes words and descriptions that no one wants to read (see Ph.D. student)
Time
(n.) Something which is a great healer but a lousy beautician
Tequila
(n.) A drink which makes you feel like a cactus at night and thorns grow inward next morning
Thingy
(n.) Women’s interpretation of any part under a car’s hood
Teenagers
(n.) People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike
Teacher
(n.) A person who swore he would starve before teaching, and who has been doing both ever since
Theory
(n.) A hunch with a college education that you don’t have to prove
Tolerance
(n.) That uncomfortable feeling that the other fellow might be right after all