T

Teenager

(n.) a life form who has everything but appreciates nothing

We need to talk

I need to complain

Donald Trump

President Toddler

Technical Support

(n.)  a person in India who solves problems you can’t

Critical Race Theory

(phr.) White racism is everywhere and permanent. read more [....]

Tomorrow

(n.) A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement are stored

Thorough

(adj.) an adjective with relativity to appreciate and praise your wife to be extremely attentive to accuracy and detail. For example, when you take a long time, you're slow. When your wife takes a long time, she's thorough.

Trophy Wife

(phr.) A blond female with long legs, big boobs, and shopping addiction

Technical Support

(n.) A Mumbai resident who does precision guess work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

It’s a guy thing

There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical

Transgender

(n.) Justifiable and politically correct excuse for any male who gets caught in girls’ locker room.

That’s Interesting, Dear

Are you still talking?

TV

(n.) Brainwashing and fattening combo device

Typo

plural (typpos) : an eror (as of speling) in typeed materal

Applied Terror

The night before the English History midterm, your professor will assign 200 pages of new material