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Tequila

(n.) A drink which makes you feel like a cactus at night and thorns grow inward next morning

Thesaurus

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Taser

(n.) The device you have to buy when your spouse says the spark is gone

Thingy

(n.) Women’s interpretation of any part under a car’s hood

Team work

(n.) an opportunity to put the blame on someone else

Traffic Light

(n.) The green light that changes to red as your car approaches

Toilet

(n.) Porcelain throne

Teenagers

(n.) People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike

Toilet paper

(n.) the only object that deals with assholes on a daily basis

Justin Trudeau

(n.) Angela Merkel's Canadian girlfriend

Tourist

(n.) A person in china who doesn't eat dog

Teacher

(n.) A person who swore he would starve before teaching, and who has been doing both ever since

Toothache

(n.) The pain that drives you to extraction

Troops

(n.) Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets for the 1%