Trophy Wife

(phr.) A blond female with long legs, big boobs, and shopping addiction


(n.) The pain that drives you to extraction


(n.) Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets for the 1%

Technical Support

(n.) A Mumbai resident who does precision guess work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

Table Saw

(n.) Expensive storage surface used to store unfinished projects in your basement


(n.) another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating


(n.) A hunch with a college education that you don’t have to prove

It’s a guy thing

There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical


(n.) One of the greatest labor saving devices of today


(n.) Permanent proof of temporary insanity


(n.) Justifiable and politically correct excuse for any male who gets caught in girls’ locker room.

Team player

(n.) An office worker who isn’t supposed to question authority

Trump’s wall

(n.) a protection entity which will be built with Hillary’s emails because nobody can get over them


(n.) That uncomfortable feeling that the other fellow might be right after all

That’s Interesting, Dear

Are you still talking?