(n.) A person in china who doesn't eat dog

(n.) Porcelain throne

(n.) The device you have to buy when your spouse says the spark is gone

(n.) Something people have who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic

(n.) Something that is easy to get into but hard to get out of

(n.) Red Walmart

(n.) The only winner in the War of 1812

(n.) A person for whom the government makes customized laws

(n.) A commercial delivery system

(n.) the only object that deals with assholes on a daily basis

(n.) The pain that drives you to extraction

(n.) One of the greatest labor saving devices of today

(n.) an opportunity to put the blame on someone else

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(n.) the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"