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Transgender

(n.) Justifiable and politically correct excuse for any male who gets caught in girls’ locker room.

Team player

(n.) An office worker who isn’t supposed to question authority

Trump’s wall

(n.) a protection entity which will be built with Hillary’s emails because nobody can get over them

That’s Interesting, Dear

Are you still talking?

Television

(n.) A commercial delivery system

TV

(n.) Brainwashing and fattening combo device

Treadmill

(n.) An expensive dusty storage device that moves

Texas

(n.) The most ‘Murican’ part of ‘Murica’

Typo

plural (typpos) : an eror (as of speling) in typeed materal

Tycoon

(n.) A person for whom the government makes customized laws

Trump or Hillary

(phr.) The choice between top socket or bottom socket

TV Ad Director

(n.) One who makes corporate propaganda feel like folksy truthisms

Telepathy

(n.) Minding someone else’s business.

Applied Terror

The night before the English History midterm, your professor will assign 200 pages of new material

Tchaikovsky

(n.) The only winner in the War of 1812