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Taxpayer

(n.) A person who has the government on his payroll

That’s Interesting, Dear

Are you still talking?

Television

(n.) A commercial delivery system

Tears

(n.) A good-bye product

TV

(n.) Brainwashing and fattening combo device

Treadmill

(n.) An expensive dusty storage device that moves

Texas

(n.) The most ‘Murican’ part of ‘Murica’

Tears

(n.) Remorse code

Typo

plural (typpos) : an eror (as of speling) in typeed materal

Tycoon

(n.) A person for whom the government makes customized laws

Travel Brochure

(n.) A trip teaser

Trump or Hillary

(phr.) The choice between top socket or bottom socket

TV Ad Director

(n.) One who makes corporate propaganda feel like folksy truthisms

Telepathy

(n.) Minding someone else’s business.

Tact

(n.) The art of saying nothing when there is nothing to say