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Transgender

(n.) Justifiable and politically correct excuse for any male who gets caught in girls’ locker room.

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Team player

(n.) An office worker who isn’t supposed to question authority

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Trump’s wall

(n.) a protection entity which will be built with Hillary’s emails because nobody can get over them

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That’s Interesting, Dear

Are you still talking?

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Television

(n.) A commercial delivery system

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TV

(n.) Brainwashing and fattening combo device

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Treadmill

(n.) An expensive dusty storage device that moves

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Texas

(n.) The most ‘Murican’ part of ‘Murica’

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Typo

plural (typpos) : an eror (as of speling) in typeed materal

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Tycoon

(n.) A person for whom the government makes customized laws

Trump or Hillary

(phr.) The choice between top socket or bottom socket

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TV Ad Director

(n.) One who makes corporate propaganda feel like folksy truthisms

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Telepathy

(n.) Minding someone else’s business.

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Applied Terror

The night before the English History midterm, your professor will assign 200 pages of new material

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Tchaikovsky

(n.) The only winner in the War of 1812