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Thursday
(n.) the day you could have sworn was Friday
Teenagers
(n.) People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike
Tomorrow
(n.) A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement are stored
Toilet paper
(n.) the only object that deals with assholes on a daily basis
Justin Trudeau
(n.) Angela Merkel's Canadian girlfriend
Thorough
(adj.) an adjective with relativity to appreciate and praise your wife to be extremely attentive to accuracy and detail. For example, when you take a long time, you're slow. When your wife takes a long time, she's thorough.
Tourist
(n.) A person in china who doesn't eat dog
Theory
(n.) a place when you know everything but nothing works
Teacher
(n.) A person who swore he would starve before teaching, and who has been doing both ever since
Trophy Wife
(phr.) A blond female with long legs, big boobs, and shopping addiction
Toothache
(n.) The pain that drives you to extraction
Troops
(n.) Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets for the 1%
Technical Support
(n.) A Mumbai resident who does precision guess work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
Table Saw
(n.) Expensive storage surface used to store unfinished projects in your basement
Thanksgiving
(n.) another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating