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Transgender

(n.) Justifiable and politically correct excuse for any male who gets caught in girls’ locker room.

Team player

(n.) An office worker who isn’t supposed to question authority

Trump’s wall

(n.) a protection entity which will be built with Hillary’s emails because nobody can get over them

Tolerance

(n.) That uncomfortable feeling that the other fellow might be right after all

That’s Interesting, Dear

Are you still talking?

Television

(n.) A commercial delivery system

Tears

(n.) A good-bye product

TV

(n.) Brainwashing and fattening combo device

Treadmill

(n.) An expensive dusty storage device that moves

Texas

(n.) The most ‘Murican’ part of ‘Murica’

Tears

(n.) Remorse code

Typo

plural (typpos) : an eror (as of speling) in typeed materal

Tycoon

(n.) A person for whom the government makes customized laws

Travel Brochure

(n.) A trip teaser

Trump or Hillary

(phr.) The choice between top socket or bottom socket