(n.) A person who has the government on his payroll

(n.) A person in china who doesn't eat dog

(n.) Expensive storage surface used to store unfinished projects in your basement

(n.) An office worker who isn’t supposed to question authority

(n.) An expensive dusty storage device that moves

(n.) One who makes corporate propaganda feel like folksy truthisms

(n.) One who takes numbers on pieces of paper, rearranges them and puts them on different pieces of paper

(n.) A kind of author who writes words and descriptions that no one wants to read (see Ph.D. student)

(n.) Something which is a great healer but a lousy beautician

(n.) A drink which makes you feel like a cactus at night and thorns grow inward next morning

(n.) Women’s interpretation of any part under a car’s hood

(n.) People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike

(n.) A person who swore he would starve before teaching, and who has been doing both ever since

(n.) A hunch with a college education that you don’t have to prove

(n.) That uncomfortable feeling that the other fellow might be right after all