(n.) A drink which makes you feel like a cactus at night and thorns grow inward next morning

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(n.) The device you have to buy when your spouse says the spark is gone

(n.) Women’s interpretation of any part under a car’s hood

(n.) an opportunity to put the blame on someone else

(n.) The green light that changes to red as your car approaches

(n.) Porcelain throne

(n.) People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike

(n.) the only object that deals with assholes on a daily basis

(n.) A person in china who doesn't eat dog

(n.) A person who swore he would starve before teaching, and who has been doing both ever since

(n.) The pain that drives you to extraction

(n.) Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets for the 1%