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Teenager
(n.) a life form who has everything but appreciates nothing
We need to talk
I need to complain
Donald Trump
President Toddler
Technical Support
(n.) a person in India who solves problems you can’t
Critical Race Theory
(phr.) White racism is everywhere and permanent.
Tomorrow
(n.) A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement are stored
Thorough
(adj.) an adjective with relativity to appreciate and praise your wife to be extremely attentive to accuracy and detail. For example, when you take a long time, you're slow. When your wife takes a long time, she's thorough.
Trophy Wife
(phr.) A blond female with long legs, big boobs, and shopping addiction
Technical Support
(n.) A Mumbai resident who does precision guess work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
It’s a guy thing
There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical
Transgender
(n.) Justifiable and politically correct excuse for any male who gets caught in girls’ locker room.
That’s Interesting, Dear
Are you still talking?
Applied Terror
The night before the English History midterm, your professor will assign 200 pages of new material