(n.) An office worker who isn’t supposed to question authority

(n.) A person who swore he would starve before teaching, and who has been doing both ever since

(n.) People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike

(n.) Women’s interpretation of any part under a car’s hood

(n.) A drink which makes you feel like a cactus at night and thorns grow inward next morning

(n.) Something which is a great healer but a lousy beautician

(n.) A kind of author who writes words and descriptions that no one wants to read (see Ph.D. student)

(n.) One who takes numbers on pieces of paper, rearranges them and puts them on different pieces of paper

(n.) One who makes corporate propaganda feel like folksy truthisms

(n.) An expensive dusty storage device that moves

(n.) A hunch with a college education that you don’t have to prove

(n.) Expensive storage surface used to store unfinished projects in your basement

(n.) A person in china who doesn't eat dog

(n.) Porcelain throne

(n.) The device you have to buy when your spouse says the spark is gone