U
Unemployment
(n.) The alternative to hating your job
Umbrella
(n.) A movable roof
Urinalysis
(n.) The study of pissed off people.
University
(n.) A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand
Untold Wealth
(n.) Some amount of money which does not appear on income tax returns
Utah
(n.) A State full of Mormons who snowboard
Universe
(n.) Waste of space
Um
(e. 29) The element of confusion
Unavailing
(v.) India beats Australia in a cricket game
Unfair Competition
(phr.) Selling more cheaply than we do
Unemployment Office
(n.) A career placement service for Fine Arts and Humanities majors
UPS
United Package Smashers
Unreal
(adj.) the square root of -1
Unforgettable
(n.) the act of forgetting your wife’s birthday once
Umbilical Cord
(n.) Baby Bungee