U

Um

(e. 29) The element of confusion

Utah

(n.) A State full of Mormons who snowboard

Untold Wealth

(n.) Some amount of money which does not appear on income tax returns

University

(n.) A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand

Urinalysis

(n.) The study of pissed off people.

Unforgettable

(n.) the act of forgetting your wife’s birthday once

Umbrella

(n.) A movable roof

Unreal

(adj.) the square root of -1

Unemployment

(n.) The alternative to hating your job

Universe

(n.) Waste of space

Unemployment Office

(n.) A career placement service for Fine Arts and Humanities majors

Unfair Competition

(phr.) Selling more cheaply than we do

Unavailing

(v.) India beats Australia in a cricket game

Unkeybordinated

(adj.) a condition where you cannot type without making repeated mistakes

Undocumented Immigrant

Illegal Invader