U

Unkeybordinated

(adj.) a condition where you cannot type without making repeated mistakes

Utah

(n.) A State full of Mormons who snowboard

Undocumented Immigrant

Illegal Invader

Untold Wealth

(n.) Some amount of money which does not appear on income tax returns

University

(n.) A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand

Umbilical Cord

(n.) Baby Bungee

Urinalysis

(n.) The study of pissed off people.

Unforgettable

(n.) the act of forgetting your wife’s birthday once

Umbrella

(n.) A movable roof

Unreal

(adj.) the square root of -1

Unemployment

(n.) The alternative to hating your job

Universe

(n.) Waste of space

UPS

United Package Smashers

Unemployment Office

(n.) A career placement service for Fine Arts and Humanities majors