U
Unforgettable
(n.) the act of forgetting your wife’s birthday once
Umbrella
(n.) A movable roof
Unreal
(adj.) the square root of -1
Unemployment
(n.) The alternative to hating your job
Universe
(n.) Waste of space
UPS
United Package Smashers
Unemployment Office
(n.) A career placement service for Fine Arts and Humanities majors
I’m ugly
(phr.) I know I'm pretty, just need additional confirmation
Unfair Competition
(phr.) Selling more cheaply than we do
Unavailing
(v.) India beats Australia in a cricket game
University
(n.) a place where everyone is smarter than you except your group partners
Um
(e. 29) The element of confusion
Unkeybordinated
(adj.) a condition where you cannot type without making repeated mistakes
Utah
(n.) A State full of Mormons who snowboard