U

Unforgettable

(n.) the act of forgetting your wife’s birthday once

Umbrella

(n.) A movable roof

Unreal

(adj.) the square root of -1

Unemployment

(n.) The alternative to hating your job

Universe

(n.) Waste of space

UPS

United Package Smashers

Unemployment Office

(n.) A career placement service for Fine Arts and Humanities majors

I’m ugly

(phr.) I know I'm pretty, just need additional confirmation

Unfair Competition

(phr.) Selling more cheaply than we do

Unavailing

(v.) India beats Australia in a cricket game

University

(n.) a place where everyone is smarter than you except your group partners

Um

(e. 29) The element of confusion

Unkeybordinated

(adj.) a condition where you cannot type without making repeated mistakes

Utah

(n.) A State full of Mormons who snowboard