(adj.) a condition where you cannot type without making repeated mistakes

(n.) A State full of Mormons who snowboard

(n.) Some amount of money which does not appear on income tax returns

(n.) A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand

(n.) Baby Bungee

(n.) The study of pissed off people.

(n.) the act of forgetting your wife’s birthday once

(n.) A movable roof

(adj.) the square root of -1

(n.) The alternative to hating your job

(n.) Waste of space

United Package Smashers

(n.) A career placement service for Fine Arts and Humanities majors