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Um

(e. 29) The element of confusion

Unavailing

(v.) India beats Australia in a cricket game

Unemployment Office

(n.) A career placement service for Fine Arts and Humanities majors

Unfair Competition

(phr.) Selling more cheaply than we do

Universe

(n.) Waste of space

Unreal

(adj.) the square root of -1

Unforgettable

(n.) the act of forgetting your wife’s birthday once

Umbilical Cord

(n.) Baby Bungee

Undocumented Immigrant

Illegal Invader

Unkeybordinated

(adj.) a condition where you cannot type without making repeated mistakes

University

(n.) a place where everyone is smarter than you except your group partners

I’m ugly

(phr.) I know I'm pretty, just need additional confirmation

UPS

United Package Smashers