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Unemployment

(n.) The alternative to hating your job

Umbrella

(n.) A movable roof

Urinalysis

(n.) The study of pissed off people.

University

(n.) A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand

Untold Wealth

(n.) Some amount of money which does not appear on income tax returns

Utah

(n.) A State full of Mormons who snowboard

Um

(e. 29) The element of confusion

Unavailing

(v.) India beats Australia in a cricket game

Unemployment Office

(n.) A career placement service for Fine Arts and Humanities majors

Unfair Competition

(phr.) Selling more cheaply than we do

Universe

(n.) Waste of space

Unreal

(adj.) the square root of -1

Unforgettable

(n.) the act of forgetting your wife’s birthday once

Umbilical Cord

(n.) Baby Bungee

Undocumented Immigrant

Illegal Invader