U

Unavailing

(v.) India beats Australia in a cricket game

University

(n.) a place where everyone is smarter than you except your group partners

Um

(e. 29) The element of confusion

Unkeybordinated

(adj.) a condition where you cannot type without making repeated mistakes

Utah

(n.) A State full of Mormons who snowboard

Undocumented Immigrant

Illegal Invader

Umbilical Cord

(n.) Baby Bungee

Unforgettable

(n.) the act of forgetting your wife’s birthday once

Unreal

(adj.) the square root of -1

Universe

(n.) Waste of space

UPS

United Package Smashers

Unemployment Office

(n.) A career placement service for Fine Arts and Humanities majors

I’m ugly

(phr.) I know I'm pretty, just need additional confirmation