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Las Vegas

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Vegetarian

(n.) Lousy hunter

Veterinarian

(n) Doctor-wanna-be for animals

Vacation

(n.) A change of routine that makes you feel good enough to go back to work and poor enough to have to

Vacation

(n.) break you definitely need if you look like your passport photo

Volcano

(n.) Mountain with hiccups

Vuja de

(n.) The feeling you've never been here

Pyrrhic victory

You look great for your age

Virgin

(n.) A redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers

Virtue

(n.) Lack of opportunity

Vegan

(n.) people who slaughter and kill fruit and vegetables to eat

Vegetable soup

(n.) Disabled people in a hot tub

Voting

(v.) A process of standing in line for the opportunity to help decide which party will spend your money

V

Abbreviation for ‘very’ in a V busy millennial life

Vermont

(n.) A mountainous region of small villages in which hippies and rednecks coexist more or less peacefully