(n.) break you definitely need if you look like your passport photo

(n.) people who slaughter and kill fruit and vegetables to eat

Abbreviation for ‘very’ in a V busy millennial life

Singles' Awareness Day

(n.) a magical substance which makes ugly girls look pretty read more [....]

(n.) a permanent label acquired by minorities no matter how much they fuck up

(n.) The reason so many people are born in November

(n.) Spoil the rod… spare the child

(v.) A process of standing in line for the opportunity to help decide which party will spend your money

(n.) Lack of opportunity

(n.) The feeling you've never been here

(n.) A change of routine that makes you feel good enough to go back to work and poor enough to have to

(n.) Lousy hunter

(n.) A period during which people find out where to stay away from next year