(n.) A mountainous region of small villages in which hippies and rednecks coexist more or less peacefully

(n.) Spoil the rod… spare the child

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(n.) A state of wealthy hicks

(n.) a magical substance which makes ugly girls look pretty read more [....]

(n.) Ugly wife compensator

(n.) a permanent label acquired by minorities no matter how much they fuck up

(n.) A state of wealthy hicks

(n.) The reason so many people are born in November

(n.) A Latin medical term meaning, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

(n.) paying top dollar for old stuff your grandparents used to dump

(n.) A period during which people find out where to stay away from next year

(n.) Lousy hunter

(n) Doctor-wanna-be for animals