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Vermont

(n.) A mountainous region of small villages in which hippies and rednecks coexist more or less peacefully

Vasectomy

(n.) Spoil the rod… spare the child

Virginia

(n.) A state of wealthy hicks

Viagra

(n.) Ugly wife compensator

Virginia

(n.) A state of wealthy hicks

Virus

(n.) A Latin medical term meaning, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Vacation

(n.) A period during which people find out where to stay away from next year

Vegetarian

(n.) Lousy hunter

Vacation

(n.) A change of routine that makes you feel good enough to go back to work and poor enough to have to

Vuja de

(n.) The feeling you've never been here

Virgin

(n.) A redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers

Virtue

(n.) Lack of opportunity

Vegetable soup

(n.) Disabled people in a hot tub

Voting

(v.) A process of standing in line for the opportunity to help decide which party will spend your money

Valentine’s Day

Singles' Awareness Day