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Vacation

(n.) break you definitely need if you look like your passport photo

Pyrrhic victory

You look great for your age

Vegan

(n.) people who slaughter and kill fruit and vegetables to eat

V

Abbreviation for ‘very’ in a V busy millennial life

Valentine’s Day

Singles' Awareness Day

Vodka

(n.) a magical substance which makes ugly girls look pretty read more [....]

Victim

(n.) a permanent label acquired by minorities no matter how much they fuck up

Valentine’s Day

(n.) The reason so many people are born in November

Vasectomy

(n.) Spoil the rod… spare the child

Voting

(v.) A process of standing in line for the opportunity to help decide which party will spend your money

Virtue

(n.) Lack of opportunity

Vuja de

(n.) The feeling you've never been here

Vacation

(n.) A change of routine that makes you feel good enough to go back to work and poor enough to have to

Vegetarian

(n.) Lousy hunter

Vacation

(n.) A period during which people find out where to stay away from next year