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Vermont
(n.) A mountainous region of small villages in which hippies and rednecks coexist more or less peacefully
Vasectomy
(n.) Spoil the rod… spare the child
Valentine’s Day
Singles' Awareness Day
Virginia
(n.) A state of wealthy hicks
Vodka
(n.) a magical substance which makes ugly girls look pretty
Viagra
(n.) Ugly wife compensator
Victim
(n.) a permanent label acquired by minorities no matter how much they fuck up
Virginia
(n.) A state of wealthy hicks
Valentine’s Day
(n.) The reason so many people are born in November
Virus
(n.) A Latin medical term meaning, “Your guess is as good as mine.”
Vintage
(n.) paying top dollar for old stuff your grandparents used to dump
Vacation
(n.) A period during which people find out where to stay away from next year
Las Vegas
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Vegetarian
(n.) Lousy hunter
Veterinarian
(n) Doctor-wanna-be for animals