(n.) paying top dollar for old stuff your grandparents used to dump

(n.) A period during which people find out where to stay away from next year

(n.) Lousy hunter

(n) Doctor-wanna-be for animals

(n.) A change of routine that makes you feel good enough to go back to work and poor enough to have to

(n.) break you definitely need if you look like your passport photo

(n.) Mountain with hiccups

(n.) The feeling you've never been here

(n.) A redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers

(n.) Lack of opportunity

(n.) people who slaughter and kill fruit and vegetables to eat

(n.) Disabled people in a hot tub

(v.) A process of standing in line for the opportunity to help decide which party will spend your money