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Voting

(v.) A process of standing in line for the opportunity to help decide which party will spend your money

Virtue

(n.) Lack of opportunity

Vuja de

(n.) The feeling you've never been here

Vacation

(n.) A change of routine that makes you feel good enough to go back to work and poor enough to have to

Vegetarian

(n.) Lousy hunter

Vacation

(n.) A period during which people find out where to stay away from next year

Virus

(n.) A Latin medical term meaning, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Virginia

(n.) A state of wealthy hicks

Viagra

(n.) Ugly wife compensator

Virginia

(n.) A state of wealthy hicks

Vermont

(n.) A mountainous region of small villages in which hippies and rednecks coexist more or less peacefully

Vegetable soup

(n.) Disabled people in a hot tub

Virgin

(n.) A redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers

Volcano

(n.) Mountain with hiccups

Veterinarian

(n) Doctor-wanna-be for animals