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Vasectomy
(n.) Spoil the rod… spare the child
Voting
(v.) A process of standing in line for the opportunity to help decide which party will spend your money
Virtue
(n.) Lack of opportunity
Vuja de
(n.) The feeling you've never been here
Vacation
(n.) A change of routine that makes you feel good enough to go back to work and poor enough to have to
Vegetarian
(n.) Lousy hunter
Vacation
(n.) A period during which people find out where to stay away from next year
Virus
(n.) A Latin medical term meaning, “Your guess is as good as mine.”
Virginia
(n.) A state of wealthy hicks
Viagra
(n.) Ugly wife compensator
Virginia
(n.) A state of wealthy hicks
Vermont
(n.) A mountainous region of small villages in which hippies and rednecks coexist more or less peacefully
Vegetable soup
(n.) Disabled people in a hot tub
Virgin
(n.) A redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers
Volcano
(n.) Mountain with hiccups