V
Vuja de
(n.) The feeling you've never been here
Pyrrhic victory
You look great for your age
Virgin
(n.) A redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers
Virtue
(n.) Lack of opportunity
Vegan
(n.) people who slaughter and kill fruit and vegetables to eat
Vegetable soup
(n.) Disabled people in a hot tub
Voting
(v.) A process of standing in line for the opportunity to help decide which party will spend your money
V
Abbreviation for ‘very’ in a V busy millennial life
Vermont
(n.) A mountainous region of small villages in which hippies and rednecks coexist more or less peacefully
Vasectomy
(n.) Spoil the rod… spare the child
Valentine’s Day
Singles' Awareness Day
Virginia
(n.) A state of wealthy hicks
Vodka
(n.) a magical substance which makes ugly girls look pretty
Viagra
(n.) Ugly wife compensator
Victim
(n.) a permanent label acquired by minorities no matter how much they fuck up