V

Vuja de

(n.) The feeling you've never been here

Pyrrhic victory

You look great for your age

Virgin

(n.) A redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers

Virtue

(n.) Lack of opportunity

Vegan

(n.) people who slaughter and kill fruit and vegetables to eat

Vegetable soup

(n.) Disabled people in a hot tub

Voting

(v.) A process of standing in line for the opportunity to help decide which party will spend your money

V

Abbreviation for ‘very’ in a V busy millennial life

Vermont

(n.) A mountainous region of small villages in which hippies and rednecks coexist more or less peacefully

Vasectomy

(n.) Spoil the rod… spare the child

Valentine’s Day

Singles' Awareness Day

Virginia

(n.) A state of wealthy hicks

Vodka

(n.) a magical substance which makes ugly girls look pretty read more [....]

Viagra

(n.) Ugly wife compensator

Victim

(n.) a permanent label acquired by minorities no matter how much they fuck up