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Viagra

(n.) Ugly wife compensator

Virginia

(n.) A state of wealthy hicks

Vermont

(n.) A mountainous region of small villages in which hippies and rednecks coexist more or less peacefully

Vegetable soup

(n.) Disabled people in a hot tub

Virgin

(n.) A redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers

Volcano

(n.) Mountain with hiccups

Veterinarian

(n) Doctor-wanna-be for animals

Las Vegas

Venn diagram

Vintage

(n.) paying top dollar for old stuff your grandparents used to dump

Valentine’s Day

(n.) The reason so many people are born in November

Victim

(n.) a permanent label acquired by minorities no matter how much they fuck up

Vodka

(n.) a magical substance which makes ugly girls look pretty read more [....]

Valentine’s Day

Singles' Awareness Day

Vegan

(n.) people who slaughter and kill fruit and vegetables to eat

V

Abbreviation for ‘very’ in a V busy millennial life