(n.) Disabled people in a hot tub

(n.) Spoil the rod… spare the child

(v.) A process of standing in line for the opportunity to help decide which party will spend your money

(n.) Lack of opportunity

(n.) The feeling you've never been here

(n.) A change of routine that makes you feel good enough to go back to work and poor enough to have to

(n.) Lousy hunter

(n.) A period during which people find out where to stay away from next year

(n.) A Latin medical term meaning, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

(n.) A state of wealthy hicks

(n.) Ugly wife compensator

(n.) A state of wealthy hicks

(n.) A mountainous region of small villages in which hippies and rednecks coexist more or less peacefully

(n.) break you definitely need if you look like your passport photo

(n.) A redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers