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Vegan

(n.) people who slaughter and kill fruit and vegetables to eat

Vegetable soup

(n.) Disabled people in a hot tub

V

Abbreviation for ‘very’ in a V busy millennial life

Vermont

(n.) A mountainous region of small villages in which hippies and rednecks coexist more or less peacefully

Valentine’s Day

Singles' Awareness Day

Virginia

(n.) A state of wealthy hicks

Vodka

(n.) a magical substance which makes ugly girls look pretty read more [....]

Viagra

(n.) Ugly wife compensator

Victim

(n.) a permanent label acquired by minorities no matter how much they fuck up

Virginia

(n.) A state of wealthy hicks

Valentine’s Day

(n.) The reason so many people are born in November

Vintage

(n.) paying top dollar for old stuff your grandparents used to dump

Las Vegas

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Veterinarian

(n) Doctor-wanna-be for animals

Vacation

(n.) break you definitely need if you look like your passport photo