(n.) An international soccer tournament, where 50% of the countries come from Europe and 75% of players come from Africa.
(n.) A device designed to eat socks
(n.) a three month break between a woman and her razor
(n.) A guy who believes money grows on a tray
(n.) A state where you should get the hell out while you still can
(n.) World War-I … Version 2.0
(n.) Pancake with manners
(n.) an alcoholic drink made from fermented grapes, therefore should be counted as a serving of fruit
(phr.) A happy ending
(n.) A medical website which makes you believe your mild cold will turn into a deadly disease within the next 48 hours.
(n.) Thinking about her husband taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes
(n.) a funeral where you smell your own flowers