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Waiter

(n.) A guy who believes money grows on a tray

Whoa!

(n.) A brake for horses

Window Screen

(n.) A device for keeping flies in the house

Wine Connoisseur

(n.) Alcoholic

When I was a kid ..

(phr.) My memory is bad, so I'm just making stuff up

We’ll see

(phr.) Let's wait until you forget all about it

Wine

Image

Wrinkles

(n.) Something other people have… you have character lines

Winner

Video

Wife fantasy

(n.) Thinking about her husband taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes

Waffle

(n.) Pancake with manners

Washing Machine

(n.) A device designed to eat socks

Knowledge vs. Wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

Windows

(n.) control+alt+del

Washington

(n.) A western state filled with trees, weed, rain, and coffee