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Willpower

(n.) getting up early in the morning

C

Winter Olympics

(n.) A competition where white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn

C

What did I do this time?

(phr.) What did you catch me at?"

C

Wallet

(n.) Onion like device which makes you cry when you open it

C

Wikipedia

(n.) Collection of incomplete class projects of high school students

C

We need to work on this

(n.) You will work on this

C

Wisconsin

(n.) a northern state where it’s too cold to be sober

We need

I want

C

We need to be lean and mean

(phr.) Do NOT ask for vacation time!

C

Watch for children

(phr.) A Fair Trade Sign

C

We need to talk

I need to complain

Weekend in College

Venn diagram

C

Waterproof mascara

(n.) A make-up device that comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but not when you try to remove it

White People

(n.) The only race you can legally discriminate against.

C

Working hard

(phr.) Hardly working