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Wyoming

(n.) A state where you should get the hell out while you still can

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Women

(n.) Supernatural creatures who bleed for a week every month and don’t die

Wife

(n.) A combo personality who acts like your mom, best friend, and girlfriend at the same time

Winter Olympics

(n.) A competition where white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn

Wig

(n.) A convertible hairpiece

Widow

(n.) A woman who knows her husband’s whereabouts at all times

Windows

(n.) control+alt+del

Washington

(n.) A western state filled with trees, weed, rain, and coffee

Knowledge vs. Wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

Washing Machine

(n.) A device designed to eat socks

Waffle

(n.) Pancake with manners

Wife fantasy

(n.) Thinking about her husband taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes

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