(n.) A state where you should get the hell out while you still can

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(n.) Supernatural creatures who bleed for a week every month and don’t die

(n.) A combo personality who acts like your mom, best friend, and girlfriend at the same time

(n.) A competition where white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn

(n.) A convertible hairpiece

(n.) A woman who knows her husband’s whereabouts at all times

(n.) control+alt+del

(n.) A western state filled with trees, weed, rain, and coffee

(n.) A device designed to eat socks

(n.) Pancake with manners

(n.) Thinking about her husband taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes