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World Cup

(n.) An international soccer tournament, where 50% of the countries come from Europe and 75% of players come from Africa.

Washing Machine

(n.) A device designed to eat socks

Winter

(n.) a three month break between a woman and her razor

Waiter

(n.) A guy who believes money grows on a tray

Wyoming

(n.) A state where you should get the hell out while you still can

World War-II

(n.) World War-I … Version 2.0

Waffle

(n.) Pancake with manners

Wine

(n.) an alcoholic drink made from fermented grapes, therefore should be counted as a serving of fruit

Wagging Tail

(phr.) A happy ending

Warning

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WebMD

(n.) A medical website which makes you believe your mild cold will turn into a deadly disease within the next 48 hours. read more [....]

Wife fantasy

(n.) Thinking about her husband taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes

Working Hard

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wedding

(n.) a funeral where you smell your own flowers