(n.) a funeral where you smell your own flowers

(n.) Supernatural creatures who bleed for a week every month and don’t die

(phr.) You bore me

(n.) An unpopular way to earn money

the reason why we have middle fingers

(n.) A combo personality who acts like your mom, best friend, and girlfriend at the same time

(phr.) You’re beneath me

(n.) Still not Friday

(n.) an aggressive act which determines who’s left, not who’s right

(n.) getting up early in the morning

(n.) A competition where white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn

(phr.) What did you catch me at?"