W

wedding

(n.) a funeral where you smell your own flowers

Women

(n.) Supernatural creatures who bleed for a week every month and don’t die

We’re too alike

(phr.) You bore me

Winner

Video

WTF

Wow, That's Fun!

Work

(n.) An unpopular way to earn money

Wall Street

the reason why we have middle fingers

Wife

(n.) A combo personality who acts like your mom, best friend, and girlfriend at the same time

Wine

Image

Wednesday

(n.) Still not Friday

War

(n.) an aggressive act which determines who’s left, not who’s right

Willpower

(n.) getting up early in the morning

Winter Olympics

(n.) A competition where white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn

What did I do this time?

(phr.) What did you catch me at?"