(n.) A competition where white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn

(n.) A combo personality who acts like your mom, best friend, and girlfriend at the same time

(n.) Supernatural creatures who bleed for a week every month and don’t die

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(n.) A state where you should get the hell out while you still can

(n.) Sachs Fifth Avenue for Rural America

(n.) A federally protected lifeform which produces nothing but destroys everything

(n.) a northern state where it’s too cold to be sober

(phr.) A Fair Trade Sign

(n.) Still not Friday

(n.) Onion like device which makes you cry when you open it

(n.) an alcoholic drink made from fermented grapes, therefore should be counted as a serving of fruit