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When I was a kid ..

(phr.) My memory is bad, so I'm just making stuff up

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Wisconsin

(n.) a northern state where it’s too cold to be sober

Worldview

picture

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Widow

(n.) A woman who knows her husband’s whereabouts at all times

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We’ll see

(phr.) Let's wait until you forget all about it

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Watch for children

(phr.) A Fair Trade Sign

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Windows

(n.) control+alt+del

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Wine Connoisseur

(n.) Alcoholic

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Waterproof mascara

(n.) A make-up device that comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but not when you try to remove it

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Washington

(n.) A western state filled with trees, weed, rain, and coffee

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Window Screen

(n.) A device for keeping flies in the house

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Woodpecker

(n.) Bird version of American Left: Destructive, Unproductive, and Federally Protected

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Knowledge vs. Wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

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Whoa!

(n.) A brake for horses

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Walmart

(n.) Sachs Fifth Avenue for Rural America