(n.) an alcoholic drink made from fermented grapes, therefore should be counted as a serving of fruit

(phr.) A happy ending

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(n.) A medical website which makes you believe your mild cold will turn into a deadly disease within the next 48 hours. read more [....]

(n.) Thinking about her husband taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes

(n.) a funeral where you smell your own flowers

(n.) Supernatural creatures who bleed for a week every month and don’t die

(phr.) You bore me

(n.) An unpopular way to earn money

the reason why we have middle fingers

(n.) A combo personality who acts like your mom, best friend, and girlfriend at the same time