W

Wine

(n.) an alcoholic drink made from fermented grapes, therefore should be counted as a serving of fruit

Wagging Tail

(phr.) A happy ending

Warning

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WebMD

(n.) A medical website which makes you believe your mild cold will turn into a deadly disease within the next 48 hours. read more [....]

Wife fantasy

(n.) Thinking about her husband taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes

Working Hard

video

wedding

(n.) a funeral where you smell your own flowers

Women

(n.) Supernatural creatures who bleed for a week every month and don’t die

We’re too alike

(phr.) You bore me

Winner

Video

WTF

Wow, That's Fun!

Work

(n.) An unpopular way to earn money

Wall Street

the reason why we have middle fingers

Wife

(n.) A combo personality who acts like your mom, best friend, and girlfriend at the same time