(n.) an alcoholic drink made from fermented grapes, therefore should be counted as a serving of fruit
(phr.) A happy ending
(n.) A medical website which makes you believe your mild cold will turn into a deadly disease within the next 48 hours.
(n.) Thinking about her husband taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes
(n.) a funeral where you smell your own flowers
(n.) Supernatural creatures who bleed for a week every month and don’t die
(phr.) You bore me
Wow, That's Fun!
(n.) An unpopular way to earn money
the reason why we have middle fingers
(n.) A combo personality who acts like your mom, best friend, and girlfriend at the same time