W

Winter Olympics

(n.) A competition where white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn

Wife

(n.) A combo personality who acts like your mom, best friend, and girlfriend at the same time

Women

(n.) Supernatural creatures who bleed for a week every month and don’t die

Warning

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Wyoming

(n.) A state where you should get the hell out while you still can

Walmart

(n.) Sachs Fifth Avenue for Rural America

Woodpecker

(n.) A federally protected lifeform which produces nothing but destroys everything

Wisconsin

(n.) a northern state where it’s too cold to be sober

Waterproof mascara

(n.) A make-up device that comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but not when you try to remove it

Watch for children

(phr.) A Fair Trade Sign

Wednesday

(n.) Still not Friday

Wallet

(n.) Onion like device which makes you cry when you open it

WTF

Wow, That's Fun!

Wine

(n.) an alcoholic drink made from fermented grapes, therefore should be counted as a serving of fruit