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Yearbook
(n.) A book of pictures that get nerdier with time
Year
(n.) The exact length of time that will pass from the day you get married to the day you forget your first anniversary
Youth
(n.) The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s
Y Chromosome
(n.) The cause of virility, war, baldness, hockey, sex crimes, clever inventions and a disinclination to ask for directions when lost.
YouTube
(n.) Cat videos repository
You look good
(phr.) You used to be fat
You look tired
(phr.) You look like shit
Year
(n.) a period of three hundred and sixty five late mornings
Yawn
(n.) An honest opinion openly expressed
You just don’t get me
(phr.) I just don’t want you
You deserve better
(phr.) I deserve better
YOYO
(n.) You’re Only Young Once (See: YOLO)
YOLO
Overused abbreviation for ‘you only live once’, frequently used by millennials to get laid
YOLO
(abbr.): (1) You Only Live Once; (2) Stupidity justification method