Y

Y Chromosome

(n.) The cause of virility, war, baldness, hockey, sex crimes, clever inventions and a disinclination to ask for directions when lost.

Youth

(n.) The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s

Year

(n.) The exact length of time that will pass from the day you get married to the day you forget your first anniversary

Yearbook

(n.) A book of pictures that get nerdier with time

YouTube

(n.) Cat videos repository

YOLO

(abbr.): (1) You Only Live Once; (2) Stupidity justification method

YOLO

Overused abbreviation for ‘you only live once’, frequently used by millennials to get laid

YOYO

(n.) You’re Only Young Once (See: YOLO)

You deserve better

(phr.) I deserve better

You just don’t get me

(phr.) I just don’t want you

Yawn

(n.) An honest opinion openly expressed

Year

(n.) a period of three hundred and sixty five late mornings

You look tired

(phr.) You look like shit

You look good

(phr.) You used to be fat