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Yearbook

(n.) A book of pictures that get nerdier with time

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Year

(n.) The exact length of time that will pass from the day you get married to the day you forget your first anniversary

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Youth

(n.) The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s

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Y Chromosome

(n.) The cause of virility, war, baldness, hockey, sex crimes, clever inventions and a disinclination to ask for directions when lost.

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YouTube

(n.) Cat videos repository

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C

You look good

(phr.) You used to be fat

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You look tired

(phr.) You look like shit

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Year

(n.) a period of three hundred and sixty five late mornings

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Yawn

(n.) An honest opinion openly expressed

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You just don’t get me

(phr.) I just don’t want you

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You deserve better

(phr.) I deserve better

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C

YOYO

(n.) You’re Only Young Once (See: YOLO)

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YOLO

Overused abbreviation for ‘you only live once’, frequently used by millennials to get laid

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YOLO

(abbr.): (1) You Only Live Once; (2) Stupidity justification method