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Year

(n.) The exact length of time that will pass from the day you get married to the day you forget your first anniversary

Youth

(n.) The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s

Y Chromosome

(n.) The cause of virility, war, baldness, hockey, sex crimes, clever inventions and a disinclination to ask for directions when lost.

YouTube

(n.) Cat videos repository

You look good

(phr.) You used to be fat

You look tired

(phr.) You look like shit

Year

(n.) a period of three hundred and sixty five late mornings

Yawn

(n.) An honest opinion openly expressed

You just don’t get me

(phr.) I just don’t want you

You deserve better

(phr.) I deserve better

YOYO

(n.) You’re Only Young Once (See: YOLO)

YOLO

Overused abbreviation for ‘you only live once’, frequently used by millennials to get laid

YOLO

(abbr.): (1) You Only Live Once; (2) Stupidity justification method