Archives
Diaphragm
(n.) A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels
Budget
(n.) A schedule for going into debt systematically
Specialist
(n.) A man who knows more and more about less and less
Slogan
(n.) A good old substitute for the facts
Parents
(n.) One of the hardships of a minor’s life
Antiques
(n.) Furniture that is too old for poor folks but the right age for rich people.
Middle Age
(n.) That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it
Newlywed
(n.) A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it
Shoplifter
(n.) Undocumented Shopper
Creditor
(n.) A man who has a better memory than a debtor
Optometrist
A person you have to see
Futuristic
(adj.) bullshitting without consequence