The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Sarcasm Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary, written by YOU. Define a word, describe a concept, talk about a personality, or a current event, and submit.

Science Fair

Parents talent competition

Groundhog Day

(n.) Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Fourth of July, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Fourth of July, Halloween, Thanksgiving, ……

Hate Crime

picture

Undocumented Immigrant

Illegal Invader

Halloween

(n.) the only time kids are encouraged to take candy from strangers

Donald Trump

President Toddler

Bitcoin

Venn diagram

Cell phone

(noun):  a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people

Balance diet

(n.) Hamburger in one hand, hot-dog in the other

Halloween

(n.) The main cause of Diabetes

Rhode Island

(n.) Poor man’s Massachusetts

Trump or Hillary

(phr.) The choice between top socket or bottom socket

Amusement Parks

See the Venn Diagram

Hypocrite

Communist until you get rich; Feminist until you get married; Atheist until the plane starts falling